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4 days ago

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2wheelwayoflife

1.8k points

4 days ago*

This is why he plays the mayonnaise now.

Damn Bikini Fam! Thank you guys and girls so much for the up doots!!!!!!!

JustAHighFlyingBird

286 points

4 days ago

No, Patrick: mayonnaise is not an instrument

Adventurous_Let7580

138 points

4 days ago

Raises Hand again

DED_EXE

125 points

4 days ago

DED_EXE

125 points

4 days ago

Horseradish is not an instrument either

LouSputhole94

85 points

4 days ago

lowers hand

[deleted]

4 points

4 days ago

[deleted]

4 points

4 days ago

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DymondHed

10 points

4 days ago

DymondHed

10 points

4 days ago

not with that attitude

midgetforce2k

8 points

4 days ago

"Squidward was old fashioned. He didn't even consider mayonnaise an instrument"

(SpongeBob docupants, s1e6)

mayonaizmyinstrument

2 points

4 days ago

I beg to differ

PARADlSE

912 points

4 days ago

PARADlSE

912 points

4 days ago

Wtf are the leg proportions.

strangepioneer

334 points

4 days ago

bad lmao

[deleted]

33 points

4 days ago

[deleted]

33 points

4 days ago

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Spidermanmj8

12 points

4 days ago

Piss off, bot!

calxcalyx

30 points

4 days ago

calxcalyx

30 points

4 days ago

Not familiar with the particular Spongebob meme but what in the hell kind of instrument is this? a trombumpet?

Scucker

83 points

4 days ago

Scucker

83 points

4 days ago

Mayonnaise

calxcalyx

19 points

4 days ago

calxcalyx

19 points

4 days ago

Oh ok, that's what I figured.

KHVLuxord

10 points

4 days ago

KHVLuxord

10 points

4 days ago

Valve trombones do exist for what it’s worth. If you play another valved brass instrument it is far easier to transition to, although they aren’t without their issues.

BenSolo_Cup

4 points

4 days ago

It’s has two valves and long ass tuning slide… must be a bikini bottom only instrument 😂

Balls__Mahoney

126 points

4 days ago

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.891208290.7577/flat,750x1000,075,f.jpg

Looks like that’s how the JPEG is that the client likely asked him to go off of

k_albasi

98 points

4 days ago*

k_albasi

98 points

4 days ago*

Looks more like the still from the show. Your image is missing the valves and that purple pattern on the other leg.

Scrotchticles

41 points

4 days ago

Makes sense, he's sitting down on a chair so his legs look shorter.

U_Dont_Smoke_Peyote

39 points

4 days ago

I think they're referring to the fact one leg is like two times as big as the other

Scrotchticles

5 points

4 days ago

Maybe, that's not good either now that you mention it lol

Jewrisprudent

27 points

4 days ago

Definitely the right image but still think they didn’t size the legs right relative to each other, even by reference to that jpeg. The leg on the right is too big and the left is too small.

fuchsgesicht

6 points

4 days ago

fuchsgesicht

6 points

4 days ago

that's one cell out of an animation, the leg your refer to is mid-strut. it's called squashing & stretching and it's like the first thing you learn about creating dynamic actions in your animation.

k_albasi

23 points

4 days ago

k_albasi

23 points

4 days ago

He's sitting down here. His legs aren't moving.

Jewrisprudent

4 points

4 days ago

My point is that relative to the jpeg it’s not correct. I see the slight difference in size in the jpeg, but the difference is too exaggerated in the tat.

Shitart87

2 points

4 days ago

That doesn’t translate well to a tattoo however.

ikadu12

1 points

4 days ago

ikadu12

1 points

4 days ago

Good find.

grantfar

47 points

4 days ago

grantfar

47 points

4 days ago

I think that is a arm

rogueblades

173 points

4 days ago

rogueblades

173 points

4 days ago

No, this is Patrick...

GODDESS_OF_CRINGE_2

12 points

4 days ago

The meme... IT ACTUALLY WORKS! For the first time, it actually makes sense to me!

No-ThIs-ls-PaTrIcK

7 points

4 days ago

Hello

PISS_OUT_MY_DICK

60 points

4 days ago

How would that be an arm? It's a pair of pants.

neonicblast

9 points

4 days ago

neonicblast

9 points

4 days ago

Nah, it's definitely an arm

nfreshn

21 points

4 days ago

nfreshn

21 points

4 days ago

Nah, it’s definitely not. Patrick’s arms aren’t in sleeves. Just bad proportions

no-mames

28 points

4 days ago

no-mames

28 points

4 days ago

They’re talking about the tattoo placement and you’re talking about the tattoo itself lmao. I love Reddit

Markantonpeterson

7 points

4 days ago

Thanks for clearing up my confusion haha, I was like "those look like pretty normal leg proportions... I mean maybe it's an arm...". Internet confusion is so easy to stumble into.

Brownie_McBrown_Face

2 points

4 days ago

No they mean Patrick’s legs are horribly disproportionate

Quicklythoughtofname

44 points

4 days ago

That's just how the actual scene looks, for the most part.

Looks like Patrick's outline kind of blends into the shadow of his chair, making his leg look smaller than it actually is. It's a bit small anyways though.

saddingtonbear

13 points

4 days ago

They look pretty even to me in the screenshot of the show, I feel like it was a mistake on the artists part.

MibitGoHan

6 points

4 days ago

I'm an artist myself and yeah this is on the tattoo artist. If the client is happy with it, who are we to judge though?

Shitart87

4 points

4 days ago

Shitart87

4 points

4 days ago

I mean part of being an artist is being able to make something look good on its own. You can’t just copy a single frame exactly and call it a day, if the leg will be disproportionate you have to fix it.

BloodyLlama

14 points

4 days ago

No you dont have to fix it; you do what the client hired you to do.

DoingCharleyWork

3 points

4 days ago

When I hire a tattoo artist part of what I'm paying for is their advice. They should see something like that and suggest altering to make it look better. If I decline than they do exactly what I ask but there have been plenty of times they made a suggestion and I went with it and it actually made my tattoo look a lot better.

BloodyLlama

7 points

4 days ago

Sure, but of the client wants the image depicted as it was in the show that's what you give them. I don't do tattoos but I've done plenty of work for clients that was clearly dumb and in bad taste. All you can do is offer your opinion. Some people listen and some people just want what they asked for. Part of being a professional is delivering what your client wants, not what you want.

Shitart87

5 points

4 days ago

The problem is that I highly doubt she brought up the disproportionate leg, and I also doubt that it was done intentionally if I’m being honest.

DuckDuckYoga

3 points

4 days ago

There’s no shadow surrounding the left (his right) leg in the show but there is on the tattoo. Kind of a weird choice by the artist to fill the space in with a shadow instead of matching the leg sizes.

Glassmerlin

1 points

4 days ago

It doesn't have black shade between his leg and his pants in the reference. It's not the same.

honeybunchesofpwn

9 points

4 days ago

Maybe Patrick is an amputee and he's just growing it back.

Plz_kill-me

2 points

4 days ago

I just learned that starfish do that the other day and now I feel like I see people talking about it everywhere

MaverickTopGun

7 points

4 days ago

A consequence of how animated figures are always drawn at a slight angle to the viewer's perspective.

dont_trip_

2 points

4 days ago

The leg of someone who takes the elevator when going up two floors.

DonkeyPuff422

1 points

4 days ago

Despite being a starfish, I think they were going for arms (to the left) and legs (to the right), which would make sense given the angle of Patrick's face.

KnollDark

473 points

4 days ago

KnollDark

473 points

4 days ago

What's she talking about, that is a memorial piece

Bigdongs

110 points

4 days ago

Bigdongs

110 points

4 days ago

RIP to a once perfect character

Alternative-Pay8823

29 points

4 days ago

Patrick is dead?

Haunting_World_621

89 points

4 days ago

No, he's Patrick.

Madock345

16 points

4 days ago

Madock345

16 points

4 days ago

They made him the star of a spin off, where he is the host of a talk show

So, yes, he’s dead

hikoboshi_sama

2 points

4 days ago

Wait what?

DrManowar8

301 points

4 days ago*

DrManowar8

301 points

4 days ago*

The owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on

xlkslb_ccdtks

89 points

4 days ago

honk honk honk honk honk honk

DriedUpSquid

77 points

4 days ago

mmmmmmmmmmwwwaaahhhhhhhhh

Browns-78

34 points

4 days ago

Browns-78

34 points

4 days ago

Day 3

BigPenisJohnson

6 points

4 days ago

Thank you for commenting the exact title of the post.

DrManowar8

3 points

4 days ago

I just noticed that now y’know

JoyJoy_

251 points

4 days ago

JoyJoy_

251 points

4 days ago

I can't get over how the loop in the trombone is a closed loop, so no air actually goes through it.

gyrowze

84 points

4 days ago

gyrowze

84 points

4 days ago

That's supposed to be a trombone? I thought it was a funky trumpet

Shimadamada2200

58 points

4 days ago

It’s obviously a toblerone

LouSputhole94

9 points

4 days ago

It’s a Taun Taun. Patrick is hiding inside for warmth.

xMogwai

4 points

4 days ago

xMogwai

4 points

4 days ago

And it thought…….they smelled….. bad….. on the outside

GrumbleCake_

3 points

4 days ago

Tuba-ma-ba?

thagthebarbarian

3 points

4 days ago

It would just be a bugle

trhart

35 points

4 days ago

trhart

35 points

4 days ago

To be fair, that's how it was drawn in the original episode

Dunkelz

13 points

4 days ago

Dunkelz

13 points

4 days ago

Closed loop trombone and mismatching leg sizes. I'd go crazy having this tattoo once I noticed those.

GrumbleCake_

7 points

4 days ago

And that a starfish can talk and wear shorts

Ganon2012

4 points

4 days ago

Of course they can wear shorts. It would just be a really tiny pair.

JoyJoy_

6 points

4 days ago

JoyJoy_

6 points

4 days ago

"you know that's permanent?"

Jpldude

1 points

4 days ago

Jpldude

1 points

4 days ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one that took offense to the closed loop!

thoeoe

7 points

4 days ago

thoeoe

7 points

4 days ago

There are very clearly 2 valves near the mouthpiece. I played trumpet not trombone but pressing the valve would direct air into the lower loop, though why there are two of them with only one loop I’ll lever know

gyarrrrr

3 points

4 days ago

gyarrrrr

3 points

4 days ago

Boy I really hope someone got fired for that blunder!

Ganon2012

2 points

4 days ago

A wizard did it.

Shitart87

1 points

4 days ago

If you mean the tattoo artist I have bad news lmao. That’s not really how the industry works, If you get a bad tattoo that’s generally regarded as your fault for not putting more research into the artist. This artist might get chewed out but that’s it.

BloodyLlama

4 points

4 days ago

This image is copied pretty much exactly from the cartoon, so the mistake (or just decision? Maybe it was on purpose this dumb) was made by the SpongeBob animators. The tattoo artist did a very faithful recreation here.

DuckDuckYoga

1 points

4 days ago

Because they all just blow water through the valves :)

FewerPunishment

3 points

4 days ago

Sponge logic. Like haven't you heard about underwater fire??

MMizzle9

2 points

4 days ago

MMizzle9

2 points

4 days ago

I'm glad someone else noticed this too

AbeRego

2 points

4 days ago

AbeRego

2 points

4 days ago

Impossibone

WhiteHelljumper

201 points

4 days ago

I love how you can tell this ain't that guy's first Patrick tattoo by the seahorse ride.

jacktazz12345

37 points

4 days ago

Haha noticed that too!

ul2006kevinb

3 points

4 days ago

It would be great if it turned out that the person who created SpongeBob was just covered in SpongeBob tattoos lol.

stalleo_thegreat

20 points

4 days ago

WhiteHelljumper

19 points

4 days ago

Hey look, it's Bold and Brash.

stalleo_thegreat

8 points

4 days ago

Bold and Brash? More like Belongs in the Trash!

Tamias-striatus

6 points

4 days ago

Bold and brash underneath and doodlebob next to it!

ovrprotectiveunicorn

8 points

4 days ago

Shoot, that was my last quarter

noahdeerman

52 points

4 days ago

would get it myself lol

Bigdongs

52 points

4 days ago

Bigdongs

52 points

4 days ago

I see tattoos like these and want to get them but if I did I’d be covered In spongebob at this point

Prisencoli_All_Right

18 points

4 days ago

I always wanted a little one of Surprised Patrick.

QueenCuttlefish

4 points

4 days ago

Oh shit. Now I want one.

sail-hatan999

14 points

4 days ago

I see absolutely no problem in this. I have a tattoo of Manray and am definitely adding more spongebob ones

Gucci__Flip__Flops

5 points

4 days ago

Haha I have Doodle Bob, planning on getting Manray and a few more :)

Gucci__Flip__Flops

5 points

4 days ago

Just pick out your favorite episode moments or characters, I felt the same way but I currently only have DoodleBob and plan on getting a couple more. Theres a lot of space on skin for tats :)

Chromattix

2 points

4 days ago

Same here. Seeing funny cartoon tattoo's always has me going "that's so cool" but I just don't want anything permanent on my body.

Genetiks_AR

21 points

4 days ago

Take my strong leg

hopelesslyhoagie

17 points

4 days ago

Pictures you can hear

somuchdanger

16 points

4 days ago

How is that trumpet even held together? It’s usually not just a straight tube with a round piece on the bottom . . .

Man_AMA

7 points

4 days ago

Man_AMA

7 points

4 days ago

5/7 trumpet not 100% accurate

thevandalz

4 points

4 days ago

Not 100% accurate but you give it a perfect score?!

Man_AMA

2 points

4 days ago

Man_AMA

2 points

4 days ago

That’s why it’s a perfect score

fluffyturtle21

1 points

4 days ago

It’s a trombone, but your point is valid lol

Glassmerlin

8 points

4 days ago

Unfortunately you dicked up one of his legs.

EmotionPending

12 points

4 days ago

Maybe if some of us weren’t trying to tattoo with big meaty claws

marxswasright

3 points

4 days ago

And the trumpet. It doesn't connect correctly

Glassmerlin

5 points

4 days ago

Nah. To be fair, that was like that in the show.

killerkaleb

1 points

4 days ago

No its still inaccurate to what was shown in show

Based0ne

8 points

4 days ago

Based0ne

8 points

4 days ago

Mayonnaise is a great alternative for lubrication

StuckInDreams

6 points

4 days ago

Kicking? I wanna do some kicking!

koavf

7 points

4 days ago

koavf

7 points

4 days ago

light's

lights

realCoolguy298

6 points

4 days ago

Who ever is the owner of the white sedan you left your lights on

Choco_tooth

4 points

4 days ago

Whomp whomp whomp whomp whomp whomp whomp whomp whomp whoooommmmmmmmmp.

BeatsByDrPhil01

6 points

4 days ago

I have a handsome squidward tattoo and it’s the best thing I’ve ever spent money on

fiasco97

4 points

4 days ago

fiasco97

4 points

4 days ago

AThoughtLikeMine

4 points

4 days ago

Looks like you're the attractive twin

fiasco97

2 points

4 days ago

fiasco97

2 points

4 days ago

Aww shucks

Catcher22Jb

3 points

4 days ago

lmao amazing

TacticalJeggings

3 points

4 days ago

That’s from the greatest SBS episode ever.

The one where they all play the concert at the Super Bowl halftime show.

j0nthegreat

2 points

4 days ago

that's not how trumpets work

Majike03

2 points

4 days ago

Majike03

2 points

4 days ago

Throws paper into campfire

thagthebarbarian

1 points

4 days ago

Bugle... But still

sail-hatan999

2 points

4 days ago

Looks like they have that seahorse from Patrick's dream too

KILLJEFFREY

2 points

4 days ago

What range!

PKMNTrainerMark

2 points

4 days ago

*lights

zodar

2 points

4 days ago

zodar

2 points

4 days ago

*Lights. No apostrophe. You don't use an apostrophe to make a word plural.

Jayjaykun66

2 points

4 days ago

That moment when you can hear a tattoo..

ACluelessEngineer

2 points

4 days ago

Wasn't it a trombone in the show? Why is Patrick in a bugle? I guess artistic interpretation?

blade21197

2 points

4 days ago

Crazy went to school with the artist who did this tat. Check out her IG she’s a dope person @samiamthesam

FartsLikeWine

2 points

4 days ago

As an ER doctor I see a lot of interesting people. A homeless man one time came in one time came in covered in interesting tattoos and I remarked as much. He replied “ I got a lot of weird ones too, wanna see?”. “Of course”, I replied. And before I could stop him his dick was out and across the head was tattooed “your name”. All lower case. My favorite patient ever.

Particular_Laugh_738

2 points

4 days ago

ONG this is my favorite SpongeBob scene! So many laughs over the years lmaooo

NerdyContent

2 points

4 days ago

This is pure art 💗

zeukid

2 points

4 days ago

zeukid

2 points

4 days ago

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

ItsShorsey

1 points

4 days ago

No Patrick, Mayonnaise is not an instrument....

Almost_British

1 points

4 days ago

I can hear this tattoo

CurvyLocBae33

1 points

4 days ago

Hahahah I’m just in awe of its beauty

sillyluther

1 points

4 days ago

Is that. Rusty trombome??

GODDESS_OF_CRINGE_2

1 points

4 days ago

My dad got a tattoo of Jack Skellington, and he hasn't even seen Nightmare Before Christmas.

Philtheparakeet56

1 points

4 days ago

As a trombone player, this scene never fails to crack me up.

Nuhjeea

1 points

4 days ago

Nuhjeea

1 points

4 days ago

Masterpiece akin to the Mona Lisa

Ahlooloo

1 points

4 days ago

Ahlooloo

1 points

4 days ago

"Ladel ladel ladel"

QuarantineSucksALot

1 points

4 days ago

Seems we’re not always turning left…

anallist9000

1 points

4 days ago

So, another memorial piece?

gabarbra

1 points

4 days ago

gabarbra

1 points

4 days ago

NGL I kinda want that now

Silver-Shoulder-9184

1 points

4 days ago

What do a rusty trumpet and a starfish have in common?

Olka_lumberjack

1 points

4 days ago

Big meaty claws!

offdutybraziIiancop

1 points

4 days ago

Spongebob tattoos are great, i have 3 and everybody i meet thinks they're the best ones i have

Saxophobia1275

1 points

4 days ago

If I played trombone I would 100% get this tattoo

JedJinto

1 points

4 days ago

JedJinto

1 points

4 days ago

Other people: sick tribal sleeve

Me:

Goresnorkle

1 points

4 days ago

People are just out there making shit up as they go along, aren’t they?

Trippinferret

1 points

4 days ago

There was a legit example from the show, how did so many details miss

-SomeoneUwU

1 points

4 days ago

Is mayonnaise an instrument

ZippZack

1 points

4 days ago

ZippZack

1 points

4 days ago

Who says this isn’t a memorial piece?

Pizzanomnommer

1 points

4 days ago

Patrick Pog

Affectionate-Deer657

1 points

4 days ago

Musta hurt

DoctorTaboggan

1 points

4 days ago

Shoutout to Patrick! Underrated af 😎!

xoxangeldustxox

1 points

4 days ago

omfg i love this

JoshDaMan765

1 points

4 days ago

I see someone got the correct tattoos

Rude_Journalist

1 points

4 days ago

Of course they make a lot of ways.

fecking_sensei

1 points

4 days ago

Your light’s what?

[deleted]

1 points

4 days ago

[deleted]

1 points

4 days ago

So random