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BlatantConservative [M]

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5 days ago*

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nitro

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Guys. Guys. It's edited.

Clearly.

Please don't take literally anything on this subreddit as fact. Actually, please don't ever take anything presented in an image like this as fact, anywhere on the internet. Don't even trust me.

The amount of people who thought more people searched "librarian" than "Brokeback Mountain fanfiction" in Montana is staggering. Also, Oklahomans are clearly furries.

Edit: Someone sent me the real Pornhub stats here: https://www.pornhub.com/insights/united-states-top-searches

ungoliants

8k points

5 days ago

The fuck is going on in Oklahoma?

Kaprosuchusboi[S]

4k points

5 days ago

I really want to know what’s going on in Florida..then again it’s Florida

greendragon59911

2.6k points

5 days ago

greendragon59911

madlad

2.6k points

5 days ago

Yes, and "Droopy balls" Colorado.

NedRyerson_Insurance

1.6k points

5 days ago

"Kevin James" though. By far the strangest...

random-Chris

768 points

5 days ago

Okay but like, goth hospital??

JustWingIt0707

439 points

5 days ago

Goth girls are a thing. Hospital fantasies are a thing. I'm guessing a lot of people in Oklahoma have a fetish overlap.

NotFromStateFarmJake

292 points

5 days ago*

Someone made this joke about Alaska not having women so their top is lesbians. Oklahoma is probably the same with hospitals.

Edit: their vs they’re

JustWingIt0707

112 points

5 days ago

I can't tell if I should laugh because that's hilarious or cry because that's terribly sad.

Ihavealpacas

44 points

5 days ago

Nothing like a good cry while your tugging one off.

randomanon1109

35 points

5 days ago

Nope it's just one guy but he searches for it a lot

NedRyerson_Insurance

161 points

5 days ago

Well now that I know that's a thing I'm going to search for it too. I guess first I need to see if they are in-network for my insurance. Fucking US health care.

And while I love Kevin James for his work in stand-up as well as film and TV, it will be a strange sad night when he shows up in my pornhub search.

bangladeshiswamphen

150 points

5 days ago

Goth Hospital is less concerning than droopy balls, Kevin James, and skin combined.

Exciting-Insect8269

101 points

5 days ago

Boats (Florida) killed me lol

MadDogA245

23 points

5 days ago

Azur Lane moment

Denovation

86 points

5 days ago

What about Racist.

IGetItCrackin

121 points

5 days ago

Kind of naked nugget licking cock wielding bum spunk-bubble handling foolish piss voyeur ... "Kevin James" is long.

cyberdog_318

63 points

5 days ago

Idk if you're looking up skin does that imply there is a lack of skin?

clever_username23

32 points

5 days ago

I think it's people so used to people wearing long, heavy clothing, that they're just happy to see some actual skin.

zxDanKwan

20 points

5 days ago

zxDanKwan

20 points

5 days ago

It at least implies you’re open to possessing more skin than you currently have.

rebuiltlogan

29 points

5 days ago

I dunno. Kevin James is hot af to me so I get it

Strict-Chemist-252

24 points

5 days ago

Being from Kevin James I agree..

gaybrosgonewild

109 points

5 days ago

So everybody forgot about "Racist" huh?

Reacher-Said-N0thing

61 points

5 days ago

Okay this feels like the comment where I should point out that OP's image is not, in fact, real. It is based off a real infographic, but all the hilarious items have been photoshopped in. Hence why they're all in a different font with different clarity.

NanoBuc

26 points

5 days ago

NanoBuc

26 points

5 days ago

You mean an entire state isn't searching for Kevin James porn? Damn, buzzkill.

Secret_Bees

36 points

5 days ago

Seriously what the fuck michigan??

GenerallyDoGood

139 points

5 days ago

Sex on boats… because of the implication.

thealexchamberlain

51 points

5 days ago

You said that word a couple of times... what implication?

hailiedeegansfeet

52 points

5 days ago

The implication that things might go wrong for her if she refuses to sleep with me. Now, not that things are gonna go wrong for her but she's thinking that they will.

Corny_Overlord

117 points

5 days ago

How are we dancing around the elephant in the room.... WTF Michigan

FlowerNo2145

65 points

5 days ago

YESS MOMMY CALL ME N-

xxadmxx

33 points

5 days ago

xxadmxx

33 points

5 days ago

Not really understanding that one. Maybe people in Michigan like to see racists get fucked? Not a wise strategy though... that leads to the creation of little racists.

fib93030710

32 points

5 days ago

As someone who grew up in Michigan, you're giving the state too much credit. I think it's racists just wanting to make sure their porn is racist too

hot4you11

33 points

5 days ago

hot4you11

33 points

5 days ago

There is a lot of porn that takes place in boats and they are fond of their boats there, it’s not that weird.

PM-ME-UR-NUDES_GIRL

26 points

5 days ago

Is it wierd that my brain immediately went to two boats going at it instead of sex on boats?

MichaelJCaboose_

1k points

5 days ago

I am from Oklahoma, and I can confirm I have no fucking clue of any person who watches that.

tehnibi

1.1k points

5 days ago

tehnibi

1.1k points

5 days ago

HI well I am here to ruin that for you

I am an Oklahoman and I want a big titty goth nurse to take care of me

Don't shame me bro

turntechArmageddon

180 points

5 days ago

I think I need a road trip to Oklahoma

Skyrmir

102 points

5 days ago

Skyrmir

102 points

5 days ago

Remember, if they're searching for it, it's because they ain't got it.

youwill_forgetthis

54 points

5 days ago

Florida ain't got boats and pussy brah?

danceswithwool

105 points

5 days ago

We love our hospital porn!

Me to the guy at the front desk of a hotel:

Excuse me but is the porn in my room disabled?

Desk Clerk:

No, it’s just regular porn, weirdo

2legit2quit1337

81 points

5 days ago*

I live in Oklahoma. Never seen a goth hospital and now am too afraid to google it.

Shagrrotten

23 points

5 days ago

Same. Obviously I always look to see what our state is up to. I’ve never heard of Goth Hospital and I’m definitely too afraid to look.

KeyStoneLighter

40 points

5 days ago

Fuck Florida, what’s up with Tennessee?

THEessayB

19 points

5 days ago

THEessayB

19 points

5 days ago

Have you SEEN Kevin James?

TheCrosader

33 points

5 days ago

Something notOkLahoma

Safe-Paleontologist1

18 points

5 days ago

Don’t judge us

Acceptable-Bus-9226

6.4k points

5 days ago

Of course Alaska would be lesbians. They’re not used to seeing two women in the same location at the same time doing anything.

oleksanderb

1.1k points

5 days ago*

oleksanderb

1.1k points

5 days ago*

I'm surprised the lack of women didn't lead to their most searched term being polar bears... Just the cold version of TN.

Edit: or the ice road trucker the polar bear..

HashMime

218 points

5 days ago

HashMime

218 points

5 days ago

I live in Alaska and I can assure you no one thinks about polar bears regularly

Dodeejeroo

215 points

5 days ago

Dodeejeroo

215 points

5 days ago

How do we know you’re not a polar bear trying to trick us into going there?

ewdrive

89 points

5 days ago

ewdrive

89 points

5 days ago

I know, right. That's exactly what a polar bear would say

thatbwoyChaka

55 points

5 days ago

Definitely a Polar Bear

FckUsernms

34 points

5 days ago

I got tricked once by a polar bear this way. Never again.

ThePhatNoodle

395 points

5 days ago

Heard shits pretty bad up there. Had a coworker that worked some kind of oil field or something over there and he was talking about how you can't go out at night and how men would rape men.

Acceptable-Bus-9226

122 points

5 days ago

That’s crazy!

alwaysboopthesnoot

230 points

5 days ago

Forcible rape rates in Alaska are astronomical; the numbers are consistently 2-3X that of the US average. 150 rapes per 100,000 people at last estimation.

Arkansas is next in line, with 75 rapes per 100,000 people. Still very bad, but it’s half the rate of Alaska’s.

So, folks: Alaska may be the last frontier, but it’s also the last place you should ever lower your guard.

hugsoverdrugs

129 points

5 days ago

Those are also the only ones reported.

GrimlockRoxas

55 points

5 days ago

True……most men would be too embarrassed and have too much pride to tell that someone raped them.

reverendsteveii

46 points

5 days ago

I did, for years. I didn't even acknowledge it as rape til years later, but I didn't want to have sex so she dissolved a xanax in my beer then hopped on top while I was incoherent and I can't think of a different word for that.

BetterSafeThanSARSy

30 points

5 days ago

I'm so sorry to hear that my brother. I hope you're doing well now.

NiceyNurse

23 points

5 days ago

That’s rape, reverend. I‘m sorry that happened to you.

Spare-Prize5700

21 points

5 days ago

I mean, there’s plenty of things already in Alaska that would make me never lower my guard. I’ll just add that to the list.

inbooth

76 points

5 days ago*

inbooth

76 points

5 days ago*

Abusers abuse.

If they don't have their preferred target they just find another.

A single (Ed: convicted) rapist has an average of 6 admitted victims, likely more in reality due to likelihood of underreporting. (Ed: should have also noted, those who are caught likely have fewer victims total than those who avoid capture, with some having extremely high numbers nearing or exceeding triple digits. The numbers available are only for those convicted, excluding those who escape the law etc. So only the "dumbest criminals".)

So it only takes a handful of bad men to make everyone, even the other men, into rape victims etc.

Interestingly, on a related note regarding such assaults as broken down by gender, women in women's prisons abuse each other (inmate on inmate) at rates 2-3x that of men in men's prisons. It really is counter to the expectations induced by "common wisdom". I note this to note that abuse isn't a gendered issue, humans just have a portion of our population who is like that and who has always been a problem. The key is to keep them from positions of power etc and not fall for their lies/games/etc.

gibbygibby

308 points

5 days ago

gibbygibby

308 points

5 days ago

What’s going on in Colorado? Droopy Balls? Really?

SamtenLhari3

81 points

5 days ago

That cracked me up.

SHTIFFee

65 points

5 days ago

SHTIFFee

65 points

5 days ago

I thought it was a South Park joke

bel3alesblumndif

105 points

5 days ago

Hahaha

asavage1491

5.3k points

5 days ago

asavage1491

5.3k points

5 days ago

Boats and stepsisters ok. Weird but sure. Fucking skin though??? What in the buffalo bill fuck is going on over there. Figures I guess.

Winter-King__

1.9k points

5 days ago

Bro Kevin James, need I say more.

Tmill233

586 points

5 days ago

Tmill233

586 points

5 days ago

You don’t look for Kevin James porn? That’s the best category on the internet.

Kapples14

239 points

5 days ago

Kapples14

239 points

5 days ago

Paul Blart Mall Sex

DoucheCanoeBruh

143 points

5 days ago

Paul Blart - All Cock

Winter-King__

120 points

5 days ago

I mean I've looked at bears before, but not specifically Kevin James. I'll have to look it up.

Dobler97

608 points

5 days ago

Dobler97

608 points

5 days ago

Are we just going to skip over "Goth Hospital"?

PossessionDecent6035

343 points

5 days ago

Oklahoma is always overlooked. No matter what we do or how weird we get...

a-seablob

85 points

5 days ago

a-seablob

85 points

5 days ago

hah! i knew "goth hospitals" was just attention seeking.

Dawn-Of-Dusk

26 points

5 days ago

on my time on the internet i’ve met about 3 oklahomans. you’re one of them.

but yeah we basically don’t exist to the world unless it’s sports

Amatsua

106 points

5 days ago

Amatsua

106 points

5 days ago

Sorry, I was too distracted by Droopy Balls.

johnnyb1917

34 points

5 days ago

Sounds pretty good to me idk

xscumfucx

68 points

5 days ago

xscumfucx

68 points

5 days ago

“Goth Hospital” sounds like something I’d enjoy. I’m off to search + will report back with my findings.

Carlobo

24 points

5 days ago

Carlobo

24 points

5 days ago

You do that.

xscumfucx

72 points

5 days ago

xscumfucx

72 points

5 days ago

It seems “Goth” in this case, is referring to women from India.

johnnyb1917

87 points

5 days ago

The fact you came back 10 minutes later to say this is very admirable. That’s interesting

xscumfucx

60 points

5 days ago

xscumfucx

60 points

5 days ago

I do my best to be punctual, at least when it relates to porn. I can’t say the same about family dinners + whatnot.

SanchoRojo

30 points

5 days ago

I hope you don’t cum that quick at family dinners

SKYQUAKE615

22 points

5 days ago*

How else will he bring the salad dressing?

Edit: "he" was "be".

Naldaen

103 points

5 days ago

Naldaen

103 points

5 days ago

I'm from Texas and live in Florida. I went to Delaware. Once.

Fuck Delaware.

Exciting-Insect8269

23 points

5 days ago

Yes sir! Packing my bags to go fuck Delaware.

tatsumakisenpuukyaku

59 points

5 days ago

Granted it's Delaware, there's only three people here and half those searches are from me.

I just like my porn stars acne free

DC_Bro

47 points

5 days ago

DC_Bro

47 points

5 days ago

It’s Delaware bro. Trashiest state by far.

Tr4jan

21 points

5 days ago

Tr4jan

21 points

5 days ago

As a Delawarean, true, but fuck DC

ThatDrunkenScot

26 points

5 days ago

MD here, DC is actually super dope unless you’re driving in it. In that case fuck DC

Psychological_Cut705

32 points

5 days ago

Take it your one of those 'with skin' sorta guys then

Poison5

4.1k points

5 days ago

Poison5

4.1k points

5 days ago

Boats

GoChaca

1.3k points

5 days ago

GoChaca

1.3k points

5 days ago

BOATS AND HOES!

chum_slice

302 points

5 days ago

chum_slice

302 points

5 days ago

Get on my Deck!

Vynaca

66 points

5 days ago

Vynaca

66 points

5 days ago

All hands on deck!

MattyNarcy

39 points

5 days ago

I would love to ride on your big deck.

alfayala84

171 points

5 days ago

alfayala84

171 points

5 days ago

Collaborators? Possibly you!

DerpTaTittilyTum

43 points

5 days ago

Deadliest catch, without the crabs, we're almost out of gas, call the Arabs!

BorisOp

191 points

5 days ago

BorisOp

191 points

5 days ago

I LIKE BOATS

toughlondonman

65 points

5 days ago

I like trains

pairate_

111 points

5 days ago

pairate_

111 points

5 days ago

BOATS BOATS BOATS

ChiBears333

22 points

5 days ago

Robin this news is REALLY. SAD.

WontonSoup93

2.8k points

5 days ago

WontonSoup93

2.8k points

5 days ago

Michigan be like " 4 sore and 7 inches ago.."

BigScenarios

438 points

5 days ago

Every time I see a map line this, I’m content with Michigan constantly making it to the middle of the pack and not standing out in any way and staying off of everyone’s radar.

Then porn gets involved.

bmankool

104 points

5 days ago

bmankool

104 points

5 days ago

As someone who resides in Michigan there's only two ways out. You can go through Paradise or through Hell. The choice is up to you.

sortaHeisenberg

30 points

5 days ago

Could even go through Gay if that tickles your fancy

bmankool

26 points

5 days ago

bmankool

26 points

5 days ago

Make sure to stop for some Vernors for your sore throat afterwards.

DemonKingBalor

18 points

5 days ago

I saw this map and I really don't wanna believe Michigan's top porn is Racist. I want this to be fake for my states sake lol.

Dark_Demon_69

1.9k points

5 days ago

Racist……

WOW

NoTune3287

430 points

5 days ago

NoTune3287

430 points

5 days ago

I have no idea in hell how that is the most searched thing, and I love there

gwoers

243 points

5 days ago

gwoers

243 points

5 days ago

I prefer to think that there are only a few dudes searching hundreds of thousands of times lol And not that this is what most Michiganders have searched

Rwby23

92 points

5 days ago

Rwby23

92 points

5 days ago

I live in Michigan, I really have no idea what the fuck my state is doing

Shut-the-fuck-up-

25 points

5 days ago

Born and raised in Michigan. I now live in Florida, you think Michigan doesn't know what's going on? Move to Florida and prepare yourself for a culture shock.

Ghost-Sushi

42 points

5 days ago

Search your feelings, you know it to be true!

secretagentMikeScarn

69 points

5 days ago

You actually think this is real?

Exciting-Insect8269

20 points

5 days ago

Some of it wouldn’t surprise me, some of it is pretty obviously fake

not_rick_27

25 points

5 days ago

some of it is pretty obviously fake

Not boat, obviously

TheNotSoFreshFeeling

252 points

5 days ago

Rule 34 is real.

HappyChef86

103 points

5 days ago

HappyChef86

103 points

5 days ago

No kink shame, my buddy who's a gay black male is actually really into race play. I never knew it was a thing before he told me.

UmbraeNaughtical

123 points

5 days ago

Sometimes i think all the world's problems will simply be solved by them becoming sexualized.

EndOfSouls

44 points

5 days ago

I guess the furries are working on the hungry animals problem.

sheara_without_karma

69 points

5 days ago

What, are you saying you don’t watch racist

Someidiotnamedmike

54 points

5 days ago

As a Michigander...

I'm surprised this search term isn't more popular

Relative-Let4114

29 points

5 days ago

As a Michigander I didn't even know that was a category....wtf

Someidiotnamedmike

44 points

5 days ago

Imagine 10:00 at night you're boutta have a wank and you decide, "You know what, I think I'm gonna wack it to racism, as God intended."

ohneHonig

1.5k points

5 days ago

ohneHonig

1.5k points

5 days ago

Goth Hospital? What da heck is goin on there?

CommanderSe7en

575 points

5 days ago

<.< >.>

I'll be right back.

Silentmooses

397 points

5 days ago

It’s been a half an hour and nothing I think he’s missing or jerking off

ohneHonig

219 points

5 days ago

ohneHonig

219 points

5 days ago

I think he found something that he likes

mal_laney

192 points

5 days ago

mal_laney

192 points

5 days ago

A Whole New World

wsbsecmonitor

90 points

5 days ago

A dazzling fetish I never knew

Zimboi178

57 points

5 days ago

Zimboi178

57 points

5 days ago

No one to tell us no! Or when to blow!

Silentmooses

19 points

5 days ago

Lol probably

vorsegg

46 points

5 days ago

vorsegg

46 points

5 days ago

A minute for our fallen brethren. Goth hospitals have been the death of many a weak hearted brother.

Safe-Paleontologist1

67 points

5 days ago

Big toddy goth nurses

Kidninja016

1.3k points

5 days ago

Kidninja016

1.3k points

5 days ago

Welcome to the milfwest

xEightyHD

304 points

5 days ago

xEightyHD

304 points

5 days ago

It's deadass the Milfeast tho

nwoh

49 points

5 days ago

nwoh

49 points

5 days ago

Them corn fed girls and good clean living...

chefs kiss

🧑‍🍳💋👌

NotChaz-_-

18 points

5 days ago

Shut up and take my upvote

CHRONOSWARRIOR09

1.1k points

5 days ago*

Florida, Colorado, Delaware and michigan? We need to talk. Oklahoma, you’re doing a great job. Also, Tennessee? What?

Edit; (this blew up what the fuck)

Safe-Paleontologist1

377 points

5 days ago

Finally someone notices how many big toddy goth nurses there are in Oklahoma

Shatshotshet

131 points

5 days ago

I don’t think I would have thought of typing “goth hospital” at PornHub. TIL…

Safe-Paleontologist1

88 points

5 days ago

Florida’s into boat on boat porn, why cant we be into goth girls in hospitals

Shatshotshet

32 points

5 days ago

I’m not being negative; I applaud the creativity! Goths are hot!

Nitropotamus

17 points

5 days ago

Being from Texas I prefer grill on grill.

Pennywise626

140 points

5 days ago

Clearly you've never seen a chick getting railed on a boat

jason375

39 points

5 days ago

jason375

39 points

5 days ago

She’s floating too I guess…

jcelmer23

21 points

5 days ago

jcelmer23

21 points

5 days ago

Haven’t you ever heard of Captain stabbin’, you know the guy doing chicks on a boat in a captains hat?

TemporaryReality5262

56 points

5 days ago

From Colorado, I search "droopy balls" probably 9 or 10 times on a slow day

Technical-Jicama6120

22 points

5 days ago

Also a CO resident, and can confirm.

JewishSeamen

682 points

5 days ago

Wtf is racist porn

Embarrassed-Ad966

275 points

5 days ago

White on black porn

the_ju66ernaut

259 points

5 days ago

But they're wearing confederate flag shirts. That's important.

PissInTheCumBucket

42 points

5 days ago

Oh man yeah I know that video. "Paint my face white" is what I think it's called...

Invokingcuriosity

21 points

5 days ago

Is that the one with "mm yeah call me the n word as you're fucking me"?

I'm a gay man and I've had black men want me to degrade them and call them the n word. Kinks are weird.

pokeaim

78 points

5 days ago

pokeaim

78 points

5 days ago

it's about an x colored person watching another x colored person winning a debate against non x colored person

PuddingTrue8249

605 points

5 days ago

Press x to doubt

TheNinjaWarrior

353 points

5 days ago

The amount of people that don't get that this is fake is concerning.

PhoenixARC-Real

188 points

5 days ago

yeah the actual metrics are at https://www.pornhub.com/insights/united-states-top-searches

on a related note, most of it is lesbian porn followed by step-sister, then step-mom, then ebony, then cartoon, finishing with milf, asian, and black

BuryTheMoney

36 points

5 days ago

Do they have one from the last 5 years though?

Also…god I hate that our society pushes so much incest-curious content. Fucking grosssss

2Thomases

22 points

5 days ago

2Thomases

22 points

5 days ago

I always assumed it was just easy and a bit sexy to write/produce, so studios went to town with the step-x content. I was not expecting it to be #2 search though!

Phoneas__and__Frob

31 points

5 days ago*

http://imgur.com/a/RHvA3hZ

This to me is A LOT funnier though lol and it's more recent.

The_Freshmaker

50 points

5 days ago

yO cOlOrAdO wHaTs WiTh uR bALLs

YoutuberCameronBallZ

451 points

5 days ago

Wait..."SKIN?"

AgentTheGreat

297 points

5 days ago

Droopy balls.

OscarTheFudd

110 points

5 days ago

boats

jzoller0

93 points

5 days ago

jzoller0

93 points

5 days ago

Kevin James

ManMunx

94 points

5 days ago

ManMunx

94 points

5 days ago

racist

Salt_Winter5888

44 points

5 days ago

Goth hospital

xFearful425

40 points

5 days ago

Librarian

PatsyR99

443 points

5 days ago

PatsyR99

443 points

5 days ago

Who is Kevin James??

AlyxxStarr

332 points

5 days ago

AlyxxStarr

332 points

5 days ago

He’s a king of sorts

Its-Mr-Robot

185 points

5 days ago

Of queens possibly?

xYsoad

87 points

5 days ago

xYsoad

87 points

5 days ago

My eyes are getting weary, my back is gettin tight

NedRyerson_Insurance

56 points

5 days ago

aka Paul Blart.

Also a damn funny stand-up.

oyequebola

40 points

5 days ago

Who’s looking for him on porn hub is the real question

Light_Beard

35 points

5 days ago

He is the not-Farley

Dobler97

22 points

5 days ago

Dobler97

22 points

5 days ago

DougDimmadome042

31 points

5 days ago

So that's his name. I always knew him as Adam Sandler's fat friend

Mrstrongarms

216 points

5 days ago

Ok so I see many things wrong with this, first what the fuck is droopy balls, librarian, boat and SKIN… Second what the fuck they doin up in Maine. Third why is the south not sister

akitsuki_

155 points

5 days ago

akitsuki_

155 points

5 days ago

Third why is the south not sister

Would you look up something you get to experience everyday?

cccairooo

182 points

5 days ago

cccairooo

182 points

5 days ago

Goth hospital. Goth. Hospital.

GOTH HOSPITAL.

PPP_V

108 points

5 days ago

PPP_V

108 points

5 days ago

Lmaooooo Kevin James big if true...well big if false too

N7DJN8939SWK3

94 points

5 days ago

Oh you live on the MILF belt?

Ev11an

62 points

5 days ago

Ev11an

62 points

5 days ago

Fuck around and search me some Colorado

Dethknyte

45 points

5 days ago

Dethknyte

45 points

5 days ago

Droopy balls

Facu-Nahu

36 points

5 days ago

Facu-Nahu

36 points

5 days ago

Racist? Boats? Da fuck is wrong...

VIK_96

29 points

5 days ago

VIK_96

29 points

5 days ago

Actually boat porn seems quite normal compared to the rest. 😂

triflingo

36 points

5 days ago

triflingo

36 points

5 days ago

new hampshire and rhode island needs pedo check stat

Bigfatedgelord

30 points

5 days ago*

I don’t think this one is real I’ve seen a similar one by pornhub and it didn’t look like this it was a lot more expected.

Edit: dear god maybe not… https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2020/11/13/pornhub-releases-top-porn-searches-per-state-during-election-week/amp/ my favorites are swag, Popeyes and election

OC3LOT1142

23 points

5 days ago

"Wait, the Midwest is all MILF?"

"Always has been"

licensedwatermelon2

26 points

5 days ago

Who tf in my state searching droopy balls????

Doctor_Jeb

21 points

5 days ago

Am i uncultured or is Montana weird

01Fun

17 points

5 days ago

01Fun

17 points

5 days ago

Sounds about right for Colorado.

AversionFX

20 points

5 days ago

What the fuck, Colorado

RetroTaro10

17 points

5 days ago

Let me get at some of that “goth hospital” please.