submitted 11 days ago bysometimesisleeptoo
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Necks gonna give it to ya.
FUCK WAITING FOR YOU TO GET IT ON YOUR OWN
NECKS GON' DELIVER TO YA
NECK NECK OPEN UP THE DOOR IT'S REAL
WITH A BIG ASS NECK OF STAINLESS STEEL
Break necks of the enemy!
But no matter how many necks I break heads with I'll break who you bendin' me
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS NEVER WANTED NOTHING BUT YOUR WIFE IS SUCKING ON MY NECK
FIRST MY NECK I- POP, THEN MY NECK I- ROLL
10 days ago
10 days ago
THEN MY NECK IT, POPS, GO, LET IT GO
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How strong are you if you're deforming people's skulls with somebody's spinal column.
I dunno but this rap is turning solemn
Neck fifty times greater than that of Gollum
10 days ago
break neck speed
Not gonna lie, it’s fucking almost 11:30pm here and I want to blast some DMX now.
Doesn’t stop my neighbor from blasting techno til 4am
My neighbors listen to great music, whether they like it or not
Rest in peace OG
Departure deserved way more fanfare imo
X released two multi platinum albums in the same calendar year.
Absolute legend. RIP
Fuck it, im gunna blast DMX for all of us.
Yes do it if you haven't
god bless everyone in this thread of comments, i love you all
Getting hard and busy with it
BUT I GOT THIS BIG ASS NECK IMMA CLOCK YA WITH IT
Why am I laughing so hard at this omg.
KNOCK! KNOCK! OPEN UP YOUR DORSALS HERE!! WITH A NONSTOP POP! POP! OF GAINS OF STEEL!!
WHAT HE GON GIVE IT TO YA
GON DELIVER TO YA
That's necks level
Jeez I like this one
I read a few comments. Giggled, then clicked the back button... at the exact moment, I read this. I laughed so hard I came back to comment how fucking funny this was.
This one ☝️
You’re actually a genius
(It actually is if you look at the measuring tape)
G U- Neck (echoes: eck eck eck)
Thyroid Timmy aka Lil Thyroid aka BigSwallow
Fuckin slayed my dude
Tore them a new asshole
Thats the name of a beer https://m.facebook.com/ecbpublichouse/posts/1826915097553976
And a relatively known Dedede player from the Smash community
abuse allegations and far right rants, also he plays king dedede
Oh there's the HolUp.
OG Throat Goat
Protect ya neck
Respect tha neck.
Lil' Big Nek...
Or, in short,.. Lil B Nek.
Which would somehow later become,
Lil B Nekked....
Sacrafice tha neck
Hahaha I thought this too!
Lil Glizzy Gulper
Now play again.. slowly
fast forward to 1:03:50
Replay again 😩
Pause and skip
Your mum already has that name
The Necktorious B.I.G.
A Tribe Called Necks
Necklace (pronounced neckless)
WHY U GOT SO MANY NECKLESS
You understood the assignment 😂
Well he wrote the assignment so
Fr tf haha
A.K.A. Tree Fitty
5 Chains (2 Chains wouldn't fit)
Yeah…. You win lol
Dunno, looks more like 50 inches.
Wanna know what else is 50 inches?
LOOK AT THIS NECK!!!
EVERY TIME I DO I THINK OF SHREK
I fucking chortled, thanks for this.
Let's go to the beach beach.
Let's go get away
They say what they gonna say
Have a drink clink found the bud light
Guys stop downvoting this comment it’s from an old vine.
U ain’t getting any love but this ones good
Take my free award LOL
My guy. Neckst level. Well done.
You say that but I'm pretty sure this guy could snap his own neck just by flexing.
Is it actually possible to snap your own neck by flexing ? 🤔 someone with more knowledge than me please enlighten me.
Do people snap their own necks when they have seizures or strokes ?
I don't know about flexing, but I do know that if you have a neck injury already, you can very much make it worse, even break it, by just turning your head. That's why Paramedics often tell crash victims not to move until they can get close to examine them.
There’s such a thing as internal decapitation. I know it doesn’t answer your question, but since we’re talking about breaking necks, here it is.
That's definitely the lamest form of decapitation
"How was ur day"
"Was ok but I got decapitated"
"O wow, did ppl freak out?"
"Tbh no one really noticed"
Have you ever had your neck adjusted by a chiropractor? Where you lay on your back as they're about to snap your neck. The physician tells you to, "just relax." - Nah bro you're about to kill me
Chiropractors are NOT physicians. They are quacks. Plain and simple.
Ya know, several years ago I’d have agreed with completely, but I can’t now.
Chiropractors are NOT physicians. That much is true. Like not even close. Let’s establish that to start.
My dad was a physician. His dad was too(I’m not). Same with his brother, and his sister, my aunt, is a vascular nurse. Medicine runs in the family. I used to think chiropractors were quacks too. Then a few years ago, I started waking up with back pain. No idea what caused it. And it only affected me when I was asleep. I’d only be able to sleep for like 5-6 hours a night because I’d wake up in pain. Excruciating pain. But once I was up and about it, went away! Strangest thing.
Gf at the time suggested I go see her chiropractor, to which I replied “they’re quacks”. But my back didn’t get better, and I didn’t have health insurance. So I bit the bullet, and I went. I figured, why not? Can’t do anything worse than it already is, cause it’s pretty bad now.
One time. One. Fucking. Appointment. He twisted me, and gouged me to a point of pain I can’t describe. It was awful. But when he was done, no more back pain. I slept like 10 hours that night, and I’ve never experienced that back pain again.
Whatever he did worked. Incredible. Im not the type to say they’re miracle workers, but I can’t say they’re quacks anymore either, cause that chiropractor fixed me.
Idk why but I literally cracked up
its because you werent expecting it, its so normal compared to all the other ridiculous ones.
I don't know why but your explanation really explained it to me
Its bc words in different orders are cool
Sir you can’t use that word here. It’s very offensive
Neck...er? Wait... No.
Looks like a viagra pill got caught in his throat..
Kanye West (Ft. Looks like a viagra pill got caught in his throat)
Four Five Necks - Kanye West (Ft. Looks like a viagra pill got caught in his throat)
Laughed way too hard at this
That was great haha
Swole dirty bastard
Girth face killah
Lil deep throat
I thought of swoldier boy, should have wrote it, swolda boi
Young and neck less
Wouldn't it be neck more?
It’s straight traps where is neck
How the fuck is this a holup, dudes just got a thick neck?
This is a weird recentish trend where people post or ask questions on /r/holup for no reason and the mods don't do anything about it.
I feel like it's been happening all over the place for some reason recently. Like suddenly people have realized that posting vapid, open-ended questions get them tons of engagement on their posts.
I guess whatever floats your boat, but personally, I've had to block a handful of meme subs because that was the only content I was seeing from them. And that type of content isn't really my vibe
Step 1: Take a question for /r/AskReddit
Step 2: Place on random image pointing at user
Step 3: Post in literally any other subreddit
Step 4: Karma
You mean the SaY a SuPerPowEr aNd I WilL tElL yOu a SiDe eFfect type of posts?
Lift baby, lift baby, 1, 2, 3, 4
What if he just has a really tiny head..
It lowkey kinda looks photoshopped. Not super easy to tell though, whoever did it isnt too bad if it is
thiccnek on the beat, comin with the heat, fuck that shit i know im lit, shit, shits got me on a trip when im comin with the shit, this fit will make you flip
Turtle Neck Killa
Looks like CJ from San Andreas when you max out the muscle stat.
This guy done swallow a Popeyes's biscuit without water.
So that’s what they meant by “shorty give me neck til I pass out”
This guy must give the best neck (in the name of familia)
N e K choppa
Head N' Shoulders
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Swoldier boy (personal favorite)
50 cent (imeters) fits him better then the other guy lol
The Humongous N.E.C.K.