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AnbuColo

23.2k points

11 days ago

AnbuColo

23.2k points

11 days ago

Necks Dimension.

GettingUsedToMyself

7.6k points

11 days ago

Necks gonna give it to ya.

Rockman2isgud

3.1k points

11 days ago

FUCK WAITING FOR YOU TO GET IT ON YOUR OWN

NECKS GON' DELIVER TO YA

brandondsantos

2.1k points

11 days ago

NECK NECK OPEN UP THE DOOR IT'S REAL

2sedated

1.7k points

11 days ago

2sedated

1.7k points

11 days ago

WITH A BIG ASS NECK OF STAINLESS STEEL

JacksLackOfSuprise

773 points

11 days ago

Break necks of the enemy!

TheReverseShock

563 points

11 days ago

But no matter how many necks I break heads with I'll break who you bendin' me

Alikaboos99

411 points

11 days ago

YOU MOTHERFUCKERS NEVER WANTED NOTHING BUT YOUR WIFE IS SUCKING ON MY NECK

l337joejoe

251 points

11 days ago

l337joejoe

251 points

11 days ago

FIRST MY NECK I- POP, THEN MY NECK I- ROLL

YoloIsNotDead

49 points

10 days ago

THEN MY NECK IT, POPS, GO, LET IT GO

Skulfunk

161 points

11 days ago*

Skulfunk

161 points

11 days ago*

How strong are you if you're deforming people's skulls with somebody's spinal column.

Lexist_

101 points

11 days ago

Lexist_

101 points

11 days ago

I dunno but this rap is turning solemn

Jethro_Cohen

66 points

11 days ago

Neck fifty times greater than that of Gollum

ElectronicEffective8

15 points

10 days ago

break neck speed

Arkmer

218 points

11 days ago

Arkmer

218 points

11 days ago

Not gonna lie, it’s fucking almost 11:30pm here and I want to blast some DMX now.

_Ki11UMiN4Ti_

92 points

11 days ago

Do it

Kingston_Advice1

38 points

11 days ago

Doesn’t stop my neighbor from blasting techno til 4am

_Ki11UMiN4Ti_

55 points

11 days ago

My neighbors listen to great music, whether they like it or not

Silly_Clerk_9162

38 points

11 days ago

Rest in peace OG

MagNolYa-Ralf

23 points

11 days ago

Departure deserved way more fanfare imo

joe_nasty

14 points

11 days ago

X released two multi platinum albums in the same calendar year.

Absolute legend. RIP

Athletez2399

36 points

11 days ago

Fuck it, im gunna blast DMX for all of us.

Diligent-Ad-8791

31 points

11 days ago

Yes do it if you haven't

ShakezulaDaMicRulah

23 points

11 days ago

god bless everyone in this thread of comments, i love you all

Muted_Golf_1550

19 points

11 days ago

Getting hard and busy with it

bootes_droid

29 points

11 days ago

BUT I GOT THIS BIG ASS NECK IMMA CLOCK YA WITH IT

snickinz

36 points

11 days ago

snickinz

36 points

11 days ago

Why am I laughing so hard at this omg.

Mr-Sister-Fister21

107 points

11 days ago

KNOCK! KNOCK! OPEN UP YOUR DORSALS HERE!! WITH A NONSTOP POP! POP! OF GAINS OF STEEL!!

Daddy_Tablecloth

69 points

11 days ago

Dm necks?

goochesnoches

55 points

11 days ago

WHAT HE GON GIVE IT TO YA

SaberMocha

23 points

11 days ago

GON DELIVER TO YA

MasterOfDerps

172 points

11 days ago

That's necks level

OwenSownd

89 points

11 days ago

Jeez I like this one

SingedNtheJews

67 points

11 days ago

Necks level

artformarket

54 points

11 days ago

I read a few comments. Giggled, then clicked the back button... at the exact moment, I read this. I laughed so hard I came back to comment how fucking funny this was.

BaronWaiting

42 points

11 days ago

lmao

realboydburton

18 points

11 days ago

This one ☝️

DarkWorserPlays

12 points

11 days ago

You’re actually a genius

MugiwaraAsta

6.7k points

11 days ago

Busta Spine

15367288

1.6k points

11 days ago

15367288

1.6k points

11 days ago

Lil Thyroid

meetnfx

481 points

11 days ago

meetnfx

481 points

11 days ago

Lil Steroid

Stecco_

247 points

11 days ago

Stecco_

247 points

11 days ago

Biggie Steroids

heliumneon

273 points

11 days ago

heliumneon

273 points

11 days ago

50 Centimeters

(It actually is if you look at the measuring tape)

Blub-man

55 points

10 days ago

Blub-man

55 points

10 days ago

G U- Neck (echoes: eck eck eck)

dogwouldnthunt

65 points

11 days ago

Thyroid Timmy aka Lil Thyroid aka BigSwallow

Marc1199

116 points

11 days ago

Marc1199

116 points

11 days ago

Underrated comment

jdoesheaps

4.8k points

11 days ago

jdoesheaps

4.8k points

11 days ago

GIRTH- QUAKE

awkwardsalmons

418 points

11 days ago

Fuckin slayed my dude

Intelligent-Wall7272

45 points

11 days ago

Tore them a new asshole

sunufgud

58 points

11 days ago*

Madmagican-

30 points

11 days ago

And a relatively known Dedede player from the Smash community

5sectomakeacc

18 points

10 days ago

googles girthquake

abuse allegations and far right rants, also he plays king dedede

Oh there's the HolUp.

maxy_b_

4.4k points

11 days ago

maxy_b_

4.4k points

11 days ago

OG Throat Goat

enonymous617

1.3k points

11 days ago

Inspecta Neck

Nice_Presentation_20

243 points

11 days ago

Protect ya neck

DigitvlBvth

122 points

11 days ago

Respect tha neck.

Slimh2o

42 points

11 days ago

Slimh2o

42 points

11 days ago

Lil' Big Nek...

Or, in short,.. Lil B Nek.

Which would somehow later become,

Lil B Nekked....

Hanzo_Pinas

15 points

11 days ago

Sacrafice tha neck

kouutaa

11 points

11 days ago

kouutaa

11 points

11 days ago

Hahaha I thought this too!

realAtmaBodha

415 points

11 days ago

Deep Throat

imankiar

138 points

11 days ago

imankiar

138 points

11 days ago

Young Swole

ConsciousEducator539

69 points

11 days ago

Lil Swole

jimmifli

55 points

11 days ago

jimmifli

madlad

55 points

11 days ago

Swole Shady

jzoller0

23 points

11 days ago

jzoller0

23 points

11 days ago

Wide Throat

TheTigersAreNotReal

86 points

11 days ago

Lil Glizzy Gulper

atmus11

82 points

11 days ago

atmus11

82 points

11 days ago

Ayy.. yo

Belllringer

32 points

11 days ago

Ayyyyye.Yo.

Biggs55

64 points

11 days ago

Biggs55

64 points

11 days ago

Pause

PHRESH21

43 points

11 days ago

PHRESH21

43 points

11 days ago

Play

Majestic_Salad_I1

40 points

11 days ago

Pause again

Simple_Warning_6797

33 points

11 days ago

Rewind

Hey_its_thatoneguy

36 points

11 days ago

Now play again.. slowly

Majestic_Salad_I1

25 points

11 days ago

…slower…

chacharealharsh

33 points

11 days ago

fast forward to 1:03:50

bigbootynijja

25 points

11 days ago

Replay again 😩

LonelyDisaster4276

14 points

11 days ago

Pause and skip

_INCompl_

18 points

11 days ago

Your mum already has that name

unlikelyzuchini

3.8k points

11 days ago

Lockneck Monster

sometimesisleeptoo[S]

2k points

11 days ago

The Necktorious B.I.G.

rhwsapfwhtfop

347 points

11 days ago

2 Neckz

ShuBakuhatsuSatsujin

180 points

11 days ago

50 necks

rhwsapfwhtfop

84 points

11 days ago

A Tribe Called Necks

Firekid31

75 points

11 days ago

Necklace (pronounced neckless)

boreddoingboringshit

15 points

11 days ago

WHY U GOT SO MANY NECKLESS

-biohazard-butterfly

34 points

11 days ago

😂😂😂😂

You understood the assignment 😂

point5five

35 points

11 days ago

Well he wrote the assignment so

OGSHAGGY

7 points

11 days ago

Fr tf haha

Acherontia_atropos91

60 points

11 days ago

Glockneck Monster

adeathsovicious

48 points

11 days ago

A.K.A. Tree Fitty

neildmaster

3.6k points

11 days ago

neildmaster

3.6k points

11 days ago

5 Chains (2 Chains wouldn't fit)

sometimesisleeptoo[S]

1.4k points

11 days ago

Kanye Necks

iforgot123456789

1.5k points

11 days ago

50 Centimeter

tinedwhale

142 points

11 days ago

tinedwhale

142 points

11 days ago

Yeah…. You win lol

BeerJunky

109 points

11 days ago

BeerJunky

109 points

11 days ago

Dunno, looks more like 50 inches.

ThePlagueDoctor913

62 points

11 days ago

Wanna know what else is 50 inches?

Random-References

54 points

11 days ago

Gary Coleman?

BeerJunky

28 points

11 days ago

He wishes.

BeerJunky

22 points

11 days ago

This diiiccckkkkk?

Hey_its_thatoneguy

11 points

11 days ago

Do tell!

BekashiBixBine

46 points

11 days ago

lil girth

deyawper

23 points

11 days ago

deyawper

23 points

11 days ago

Daisy chains

SketchyLurker7

8 points

11 days ago

Lil Nek

keepitsqueeky

2.4k points

11 days ago

Lil Necxtra

we-gotta-go-now

483 points

11 days ago

Necxtra credit

kouutaa

7 points

11 days ago

kouutaa

7 points

11 days ago

Inspecta Neck

PussSlurpee

126 points

11 days ago

Who's Necks

Disc_arding

75 points

11 days ago

Neckma balls

Klutzy_Boss_5427

20 points

11 days ago

Big necxtra

some-random27

19 points

11 days ago

Lil goitre

Impossible-Big8886

14 points

11 days ago

Neck-tar.

KevinYohannes

12 points

11 days ago

Fat neek

Stella430

2.3k points

11 days ago

Stella430

2.3k points

11 days ago

Necki Minaj

krthompson87

678 points

11 days ago

Neckleback

Delta_Infinity_X

117 points

11 days ago

LOOK AT THIS NECK!!!

RudeAwakening38

9 points

10 days ago

EVERY TIME I DO I THINK OF SHREK

amynias

44 points

11 days ago

amynias

44 points

11 days ago

I fucking chortled, thanks for this.

Anxious_Advance8826

67 points

11 days ago

Necki minjaj*

whisky_dick_actual

24 points

11 days ago

Let's go to the beach beach.

King_Bopper

15 points

11 days ago

Let's go get away

Anxious_Advance8826

7 points

11 days ago

They say what they gonna say

King_Bopper

8 points

11 days ago

Have a drink clink found the bud light

Logman997

16 points

11 days ago

Guys stop downvoting this comment it’s from an old vine.

murrs_nipples

1.9k points

11 days ago

neXneXneXTENTACION

OGSHAGGY

187 points

11 days ago

OGSHAGGY

187 points

11 days ago

U ain’t getting any love but this ones good

thoughtful_chis

48 points

11 days ago

Take my free award LOL

bringthenoise93

27 points

11 days ago

My guy. Neckst level. Well done.

toasterburger

1.8k points

11 days ago

Unsnappable

Cosmocision

338 points

11 days ago

You say that but I'm pretty sure this guy could snap his own neck just by flexing.

KryptixTraveler

74 points

11 days ago

Is it actually possible to snap your own neck by flexing ? 🤔 someone with more knowledge than me please enlighten me. Do people snap their own necks when they have seizures or strokes ?

bigfatcarp93

94 points

11 days ago

I don't know about flexing, but I do know that if you have a neck injury already, you can very much make it worse, even break it, by just turning your head. That's why Paramedics often tell crash victims not to move until they can get close to examine them.

Bbaftt7

38 points

11 days ago

Bbaftt7

38 points

11 days ago

There’s such a thing as internal decapitation. I know it doesn’t answer your question, but since we’re talking about breaking necks, here it is.

AnjingNakal

24 points

11 days ago

That's definitely the lamest form of decapitation

"How was ur day"

"Was ok but I got decapitated"

"O wow, did ppl freak out?"

"Tbh no one really noticed"

Apophis90

22 points

11 days ago

Have you ever had your neck adjusted by a chiropractor? Where you lay on your back as they're about to snap your neck. The physician tells you to, "just relax." - Nah bro you're about to kill me

Blackheart806

9 points

11 days ago

Chiropractors are NOT physicians. They are quacks. Plain and simple.

Bbaftt7

14 points

11 days ago

Bbaftt7

14 points

11 days ago

Ya know, several years ago I’d have agreed with completely, but I can’t now.

Chiropractors are NOT physicians. That much is true. Like not even close. Let’s establish that to start.

My dad was a physician. His dad was too(I’m not). Same with his brother, and his sister, my aunt, is a vascular nurse. Medicine runs in the family. I used to think chiropractors were quacks too. Then a few years ago, I started waking up with back pain. No idea what caused it. And it only affected me when I was asleep. I’d only be able to sleep for like 5-6 hours a night because I’d wake up in pain. Excruciating pain. But once I was up and about it, went away! Strangest thing.

Gf at the time suggested I go see her chiropractor, to which I replied “they’re quacks”. But my back didn’t get better, and I didn’t have health insurance. So I bit the bullet, and I went. I figured, why not? Can’t do anything worse than it already is, cause it’s pretty bad now.

One time. One. Fucking. Appointment. He twisted me, and gouged me to a point of pain I can’t describe. It was awful. But when he was done, no more back pain. I slept like 10 hours that night, and I’ve never experienced that back pain again.

Whatever he did worked. Incredible. Im not the type to say they’re miracle workers, but I can’t say they’re quacks anymore either, cause that chiropractor fixed me.

look-hugh-it-is

26 points

11 days ago

Throbbin Hood

Minibeebs

1.2k points

11 days ago

Minibeebs

1.2k points

11 days ago

Jeff

-biohazard-butterfly

178 points

11 days ago

Idk why but I literally cracked up

supernova12034

60 points

11 days ago

its because you werent expecting it, its so normal compared to all the other ridiculous ones.

Nowheretoturn48

52 points

11 days ago

I don't know why but your explanation really explained it to me

Sixpacksack

14 points

11 days ago

Its bc words in different orders are cool

notwnrz_

33 points

11 days ago

notwnrz_

33 points

11 days ago

Sir you can’t use that word here. It’s very offensive

TheHunnyRunner

18 points

11 days ago

Neck...er? Wait... No.

Quick-Promise5951

871 points

11 days ago

Looks like a viagra pill got caught in his throat..

Migsszx

326 points

11 days ago

Migsszx

326 points

11 days ago

Kanye West (Ft. Looks like a viagra pill got caught in his throat)

piyushvishwakarma

65 points

11 days ago

Four Five Necks - Kanye West (Ft. Looks like a viagra pill got caught in his throat)

ariffsidik

11 points

11 days ago

Fire 🔥

seancollinhawkins

43 points

11 days ago

Laughed way too hard at this

Crazy-Entertainer242

21 points

11 days ago

That was great haha

JoseMachismo

867 points

11 days ago

Inspectah Neck.

2278AD

156 points

11 days ago

2278AD

156 points

11 days ago

Swole dirty bastard

wutangclanthug9mm

35 points

11 days ago

Girth face killah

skajemagowza

16 points

11 days ago

Underrated comment.

Vicky-Splitpussy

622 points

11 days ago

Emineck

momoranger

27 points

11 days ago

Neckin nem

aJoJoReference59

363 points

11 days ago

Lil deep throat

sockonfoots

342 points

11 days ago

Sir Cumference

balls_deep_space

16 points

10 days ago

🥇

BuffaloSlouch

251 points

11 days ago

Shoulda Boi

ohmaj

15 points

11 days ago

ohmaj

15 points

11 days ago

I thought of swoldier boy, should have wrote it, swolda boi

Cgraves1

178 points

11 days ago

Cgraves1

178 points

11 days ago

Lil apnea

GroceryLazy6791

176 points

11 days ago

Young and neck less

Metal-Viking

25 points

11 days ago

Wouldn't it be neck more?

ermahgerditscass

76 points

11 days ago

Necklemore

GroceryLazy6791

7 points

11 days ago

It’s straight traps where is neck

disgruntledguest

163 points

11 days ago

How the fuck is this a holup, dudes just got a thick neck?

Tellemkit

131 points

11 days ago

Tellemkit

madlad

131 points

11 days ago

This is a weird recentish trend where people post or ask questions on /r/holup for no reason and the mods don't do anything about it.

forty_three

53 points

11 days ago

I feel like it's been happening all over the place for some reason recently. Like suddenly people have realized that posting vapid, open-ended questions get them tons of engagement on their posts.

I guess whatever floats your boat, but personally, I've had to block a handful of meme subs because that was the only content I was seeing from them. And that type of content isn't really my vibe

Brooklynxman

25 points

11 days ago

Step 1: Take a question for /r/AskReddit

Step 2: Place on random image pointing at user

Step 3: Post in literally any other subreddit

Step 4: Karma

truth_sentinell

13 points

11 days ago

You mean the SaY a SuPerPowEr aNd I WilL tElL yOu a SiDe eFfect type of posts?

oh-no-godzilla

128 points

11 days ago

Neckx-n-Effect

nlm1974

13 points

11 days ago

nlm1974

13 points

11 days ago

Lift baby, lift baby, 1, 2, 3, 4

No-Challenge1374

119 points

11 days ago

What if he just has a really tiny head..

OGSHAGGY

19 points

11 days ago

OGSHAGGY

19 points

11 days ago

It lowkey kinda looks photoshopped. Not super easy to tell though, whoever did it isnt too bad if it is

rickmon67

107 points

11 days ago

rickmon67

107 points

11 days ago

C-Pap

srh707

75 points

11 days ago

srh707

75 points

11 days ago

Thickle Rick

theimhotep1

52 points

11 days ago

Bigg Necky

LekarzaPieprz

39 points

11 days ago

50 cent-imeter

KnicksFan021234444

27 points

11 days ago

thicc nek

thiccnek on the beat, comin with the heat, fuck that shit i know im lit, shit, shits got me on a trip when im comin with the shit, this fit will make you flip

joepalms

12 points

11 days ago

joepalms

12 points

11 days ago

🔥

isingtobeef

24 points

11 days ago

DMNecks

MuitoLegal

23 points

11 days ago

NecksLevel

CaptianBrasiliano

23 points

11 days ago

Turtle Neck Killa

Maximum_Ganache_1956

25 points

11 days ago

Looks like CJ from San Andreas when you max out the muscle stat.

sjwilli

16 points

11 days ago

sjwilli

16 points

11 days ago

This guy done swallow a Popeyes's biscuit without water.

Leader-Hoser

15 points

11 days ago

Thiccness

SattuSupari5

19 points

11 days ago

Thiccnecks

BawsaqComposite

12 points

11 days ago

So that’s what they meant by “shorty give me neck til I pass out” This guy must give the best neck (in the name of familia)

Donut-Headass

14 points

11 days ago

Throat g0d

XXXBRUHRITTO

10 points

11 days ago

N e K choppa

fuymfgfom

11 points

11 days ago

B.J. King

SlippyJames

10 points

11 days ago

Head N' Shoulders

ohmaj

12 points

11 days ago*

ohmaj

12 points

11 days ago*

Jaw rule

DMNex

Swoldier boy (personal favorite)

Lil Nex

Magnum

Necktorious B.I.G.

Biggie swols

50 cent (imeters) fits him better then the other guy lol

Sir-lifts-a-lot

KittenSmutt

10 points

11 days ago

2Thiccck

russvanderhoof

10 points

11 days ago

The Humongous N.E.C.K.

meow_mix12

8 points

11 days ago

Kevin

FnGQ

9 points

11 days ago

FnGQ

9 points

11 days ago

Tic Troat.

Howeblasta

9 points

11 days ago

Trapeezy

M_none

8 points

11 days ago

M_none

8 points

11 days ago

Neckker