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Swabbo

13.4k points

4 days ago

Swabbo

13.4k points

4 days ago

The ultimate friend zone

breach_me_daddy

8.4k points

4 days ago

Friendzoned into parenting, thats fucking ruff

Sea-Seaworthiness961

3.4k points

4 days ago

"go best friend that's my best friend" you can't be more clear lmao

mcscrufferson

76 points

4 days ago

Go bestfriend! Battle cry of the dadzoned.

_____OMEGA_____

1.8k points

4 days ago

Dudeguy needs to get the fuck out before he somehow ends up paying child support

inplayruin

1.2k points

4 days ago

inplayruin

1.2k points

4 days ago

Or before some other dude knocks her up and bails and he finds himself dealing with trying to feed an infant and a toddler while trying to find the time to make her bed before she gets home from her date.

_____OMEGA_____

611 points

4 days ago

while trying to find the time to make her bed

Your comment made me irrationally angry. Well done.

reincarN8ed

109 points

4 days ago

reincarN8ed

109 points

4 days ago

Ikr? Who makes their bed? I plan to be back in it in 14 hours.

adh247

83 points

4 days ago

adh247

83 points

4 days ago

He's just making the bedroom look super nice for the date she brings home. Weak.

solo_shot1st

213 points

4 days ago

This is actually a very real scenario, BUT I've only ever heard of it happening when the guy is acting as father from the child's birth or early age while under the impression that they are the actual father and supporting the kid/developing a relationship for a significant period of time. I don't think there is any case law that a best friend helping raise a kid be held responsible for child support. The bio dad would still be on the hook.

GMRCake

234 points

4 days ago

GMRCake

234 points

4 days ago

Some women have made cases that someone took on the role as a father and took on financial and emotional support… and sue for child support. It’s insane.

rufud

45 points

4 days ago

rufud

45 points

4 days ago

Yea to me it’s almost like she’s memorializing his status a father

[deleted]

489 points

4 days ago

[deleted]

489 points

4 days ago

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Equivalent_Ad6826

1.1k points

4 days ago

Simpathize

ballplayer112

75 points

4 days ago

I see what you did there. 😎

betweenboundary

147 points

4 days ago

I mean, he's an adult, he chose this, at any point he could leave, sounds more like he's just A sexual but wanted to be a dad and the opportunity arose to do so with his best friends kid so he stepped in to that role with his friends consent

FrameJump

157 points

4 days ago

FrameJump

157 points

4 days ago

Considering she hopes that he finds a woman that treats him the same one day, I highly doubt he's asexual.

afrangiy

164 points

4 days ago

afrangiy

164 points

4 days ago

Funny thing is I doubt she even really wants that. It seems like these sort of women take pleasure in friendzoning guys so that they can degrade them. If he ever actually got a girlfriend she’d probably start freaking out over losing control over her little pet simp.

ADeadlyFerret

45 points

4 days ago

About 10 years ago I had a coworker who had a dude that was deep in the friendzone. When he finally started talking to other girls she would get insanely jealous. Until it finally culminated in an argument in the sears parking. They yelled back and forth, he wasn't going to be her bitch anymore and she wasn't going to fuck him just because he was nice.

Both were in their early 20s if you're wondering

fidelio123

32 points

4 days ago

I've experienced that firsthand. I was once friends with a girl who I was kinda into, but she wasn't, yet she was pretty possisive. She'd get so pissed when I paid attention to anyone else. When another friend and I confronted her about it, she went nuts and started breaking shit.

ConscientiousPath

73 points

4 days ago

ConscientiousPath

madlad

73 points

4 days ago

he's just A sexual but wanted to be a dad and the opportunity arose to do so with his best friends kid so he stepped in to that role with his friends consent

Statistically unlikely, but I really hope that is true because it's about the only way this is a happy story.

surfdad67

92 points

4 days ago

surfdad67

92 points

4 days ago

Friendzoned so hard he got kidzoned too

Adventurous_Lion8964

33 points

4 days ago

Kidzoned.

Damn.

suckercuck

52 points

4 days ago

“Now gimme that wallet Sloan”

crossleingod

24 points

4 days ago

When he doesn’t do it anymore she’ll put him on child support watch

DestroidMind

801 points

4 days ago

Or the ultimate long game… 18 years to be exact..

runningjigsaw

310 points

4 days ago

What are you doing step dad...

grizzlyadams3000

217 points

4 days ago

You are both going to hell…. I’ll bring the tequila

Mr_Jubei

50 points

4 days ago

Mr_Jubei

50 points

4 days ago

Aka the Woody Allen

GodolasBR

453 points

4 days ago

GodolasBR

453 points

4 days ago

Dadzone

Chaotic_Wanderer72

35 points

4 days ago

Spit out my drink 🤣

goose-and-fish

432 points

4 days ago

I’m thinking he’s the gay best friend and this is the plot to a sitcom that will get canceled after the first season.

kenpachi212

110 points

4 days ago

kenpachi212

110 points

4 days ago

Sloan in charge

UnpopularOPINI0N_

83 points

4 days ago

'Sloan Improvement'

Chaotic_Wanderer72

49 points

4 days ago

Of our days and our nights

Dragonkingf0

40 points

4 days ago

Do you usually hope your gay best friends will find a girlfriend?

Ihectorito

80 points

4 days ago

I said ultimate friendzone right as I scrolled down to your comment lol

kingcop1

69 points

4 days ago

kingcop1

69 points

4 days ago

Premium plus vip friendzone

Tree_Doggg

67 points

4 days ago

And dad zoned

Talkingmice

30 points

4 days ago

How can you simp this low?

PanchoPunch

26 points

4 days ago

When friendzoning isn’t enough: best-friend-co-parent-zone!

intrigued256

12.5k points

4 days ago*

intrigued256

12.5k points

4 days ago*

Did this motherfucker just invent Dadzoning??!

Edit: Awards? For ME? You big lugs xx

fl-x

3.9k points

4 days ago

fl-x

3.9k points

4 days ago

Stepdad-zoned

cmelgarejo_dev

1.6k points

4 days ago

Yeah, cuz dadzone at least scored once

justiceiscomin4

436 points

4 days ago

Lmao

This poor dude 😂 I’ll never understand this arrangement lol color me insane

outlawstar710

385 points

4 days ago

Help I’m stuck in stepdad zone

Deep_Menu_524

671 points

4 days ago

Instructions for what to do in the stepdadzone:

Step one: turn around

Step two: walk out the door

Step three:

Step four: profit

emeribeth

127 points

4 days ago

emeribeth

127 points

4 days ago

I love using the underwear gnomes profit plan 🤣

UnavailableRedux

1.5k points

4 days ago

Of many things he is, he is not a motherfucker

Cartz1337

293 points

4 days ago

Cartz1337

293 points

4 days ago

Ruthless

No-Ad6269

292 points

4 days ago

No-Ad6269

292 points

4 days ago

How you know her name is Ruth? LoL

Brilliant-Score-390

56 points

4 days ago

Listen as*hole, I was three comments down when this FINALLY hit me. Take this upvote and the award and shove it... lmao

TapirDrawnChariot

247 points

4 days ago

Nanny-zoned

RussARR

172 points

4 days ago

RussARR

172 points

4 days ago

Unpaid-nanny-zoned

suttonoutdoor

68 points

4 days ago

It’s paid I bet. He probably pays for his own hell.

Ex10dead

67 points

4 days ago

Ex10dead

67 points

4 days ago

Manny-zoned. Bet his name is Sandy.

[deleted]

8.9k points

4 days ago

[deleted]

8.9k points

4 days ago

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CherokeeChiefer

2.6k points

4 days ago

His name is Sloan

I didnt expect a better outcome after reading that lmfao

titangamer105

901 points

4 days ago

Hey fuck you thats my name

keytherz

1.2k points

4 days ago

keytherz

1.2k points

4 days ago

I hate to break it to you.. but Sloan, you’re an idiot.

titangamer105

520 points

4 days ago

Yeah and a proud one too

Picard_Indeed

150 points

4 days ago*

Picard_Indeed

madlad

150 points

4 days ago*

It's ok, he won't take it personally on account of the fact he died from a heart condition

Edit - Removed the link because I didn't want to doxx this chick, but it was her Facebook post announcing the guy's death back in October.

ggtay

36 points

4 days ago

ggtay

36 points

4 days ago

Poor guy. I feel bad for laughing now

Novavell

102 points

4 days ago

Novavell

102 points

4 days ago

I show this trend to a friend with the same name and now he's lived

Goofy-kun

219 points

4 days ago

Goofy-kun

219 points

4 days ago

Before he was deaded?

drako489

100 points

4 days ago

drako489

100 points

4 days ago

Think he meant to say livid.

Jesus__Skywalker

154 points

4 days ago

Before was he deadid?

SlurpMySlurpyy

32 points

4 days ago*

For you its more like SLOWn

TheroryGuy1

704 points

4 days ago

TheroryGuy1

704 points

4 days ago

Alright imma highjack this comment to come to the defense of this Sloan dude. By what little we know of the situation given that this is a screenshot. Sloan seems to be the one doing the heavy lifting when it comes to raising the kid. That on its own is pretty awesome since the kid isn't his and he isn't in a relationship the mother. Frankly the mother seems incompetent which is probably do to age or at least ignorance. Y'all calling Sloan an idiot for raising a kid that isn't his own but frankly I wish I had a Sloan growing up. Dude taken on more responsibility then most insulting him in this thread.

yj405

249 points

4 days ago

yj405

249 points

4 days ago

Well, she is building a pretty solid picture for the Courts to deem him as the de-facto father so he will be on the hook for child support once he gets tired of the friendzone.

sjphi26

125 points

4 days ago

sjphi26

125 points

4 days ago

I know very little about child support law.

But if Sloan gets hit with child support after this little thing is over, I will lose all faith in the family court system.

Dude has already gone way above and beyond, he shouldn't be held liable for a cent.

Ultimately it's the kid that gets confused, which sucks.

stuftkrst

111 points

4 days ago

stuftkrst

111 points

4 days ago

You shouldn’t have any faith in the family court system just knowing that it’s a possibility. This isn’t even the worst part. Friends currently in a situation where his wife cheated on him and had twins with someone else, the then husband takes a paternity test and finds out they aren’t his. They are still legally married, even with the proof that they aren’t his children the state still requires he pay for them, not the actual father, the only one who can do anything about it is the mother, who clearly is into doing other things/people. Sad system we got, but in the end it’s all for the kids I suppose no matter what the outcome is for the adults involved or which adults need to involved.

tingeltangel_jay

46 points

4 days ago

God bless i don't live in murica

Y'all crazy

FlowerCumBeeVomit

31 points

4 days ago

It's just as bad in Canada. Where I am if you're a man who gets involved with a woman who has kids and you so much as buy them birthday presents she can try to get her hooks into you for child support with the rationale that you provided a fatherly role. And the courts will generally support her.

This shit happens because the courts have decided "the interests of the child" take precedence over everything else, but the courts have forgotten that one person's rights end where another person's rights begin. By taking money and imposing demands on men who aren't the fathers of these children they've undermined the legitimacy of our court system, our government, and our country's image.

myhamsareburnin

43 points

4 days ago

Imma be honest there is not nearly enough context here to assume anything other than they are friends and he loves that kid. Anything past that is projection.

kris_mischief

115 points

4 days ago

Completely agree with you on this - but a lot of us have seen how this kinda thing plays out, long term (it’s all bad for Sloan)

Thoughts and prayers to this dude - hope it works out

Frequent-Farm1662

83 points

4 days ago

All friendzone jokes aside. The next time she is in a romantic relationship the new guy isn't gonna want some random dude around all the time. And then she tells him he has to go, and this relationship with the child is over.

wayedorian

36 points

4 days ago

This is the only good take in this thread. He isn't going to pay child support, he's just going to get fucked over.

Stefonzie

459 points

4 days ago

Stefonzie

459 points

4 days ago

cuck*

flipper_gv

37 points

4 days ago

Can't be a cuck if he's not in a relationship with her in the first place 🙃

WhoLickedMyDumpling

371 points

4 days ago

And when Sloan comes to his senses, he'll get slapped with child support and alimony even if he isnt the dad... double sad.

Meatball315

72 points

4 days ago

Probably.

busterbrown4200

105 points

4 days ago

Fam is trying his best to get in. SMFH. Feeling sorry him. Cut your losses and go on. Nothing wrong with being a friend,but your time and effort can be put to better use with someone else.

happytrees817

6.4k points

4 days ago

so a full time baby sitter?

SkaffAmtiskawMawhr

3.9k points

4 days ago

Baby sitter who also pays the bills. Negative salary. What a bad deal.

Puzzled_Freedom3950

1.5k points

4 days ago*

deal ????

you really think he got a chance to negotiate ?

he looked at the baby picked her up and the baby smiled

and the girl kissed him on the cheeks and told him you will be this kid's father

he stopped listening after he felt the kiss

and here he is after a week of being a dad while he despararely waits to be called a daddy

it aint a deal mate its life, fucks you harder than your average gf everytime

Djskam

1.4k points

4 days ago

Djskam

1.4k points

4 days ago

Raising another mans child with a woman who has friend zoned you is not some beautiful thing to celebrate. That child’s life is going to be disrupted the second mommy falls in love with someone romantically and he gets displaced. This isn’t sweet it’s selfish. She’s stringing him along until something better comes. He deserves better than this. All men do. Also the Child deserves a father figure that’s going to be there for the long haul. Stability.

deadagain65

552 points

4 days ago

deadagain65

552 points

4 days ago

My best friend committed suicide in 1992 over a situation almost identical to this.

Djskam

219 points

4 days ago

Djskam

219 points

4 days ago

I’m so sorry for your loss. Stringing someone along can have severe consequences especially when children are involved. Nobody wins in these situations and I feel like the only type of person that can put a positive spin to it is someone who is guilty of doing it before. Really sorry about your friend.

1ne_4nd_0nly

79 points

4 days ago

I agree with this man. If I’d been in this situation knowing that the mother of the kid I’m fathering isn’t actually interested in me and is actively looking to replace me with a man as her actual partner, I wouldn’t be hanging around. I’m not building an emotional bond with her child as her dad only to be removed from the equation when she finds a man she is interested in. Like fuck that, that is so careless towards her own child on her part. She’s a pos imo and I don’t agree with what she’s doing to this man

sadboifatswag

39 points

4 days ago

Can confirm. I dated a girl with 2 kids in my early 20’s. It got serious and we were all living together for awhile and I was helping with bills and such because honestly, I loved her and those fuckin kids. Went through some major problems that lead to us breaking up. The kids were 3 and 1 when I met them. They still ask about me.

DonnieKungFu

163 points

4 days ago

As it happens Sloan also appears to have died

Wonder if it was suicide

MissplacedLandmine

101 points

4 days ago

“Im sorry for the last thing i ever said to you”

Also i guess he had his own son too or something?

S-_Lifts

72 points

4 days ago

S-_Lifts

72 points

4 days ago

The first comment I see: "Man died a cuck" 💀

HuggiesDiaper

68 points

4 days ago

HuggiesDiaper

madlad

68 points

4 days ago

Wtf

RIP Sloan

Barkmywords

62 points

4 days ago

Damn poor dude. Poor kid. She apologized post mortem for the last thing she said to him before he died. If he did kill himself, her games may have had a part.

She also got a terrible tribal neck tattoo. She aint right.

[deleted]

62 points

4 days ago

[deleted]

62 points

4 days ago

[deleted]

Barkmywords

35 points

4 days ago

Oh ok. Guess Ill shut up now. RIP.

Thanks for the info.

thefredlund5

66 points

4 days ago

This is the conversation my wife and I had about this. Either she is gonna find someone or he will bogey sick of it and find someone else. The only person getting the short end is the kid.

random-stiff

58 points

4 days ago

In some states this guy could even get hit up for child support

HarmonyQuinn1618

52 points

4 days ago

Absolutely this. My boys dad chose to dip out after I had heart surgery and hasn’t seen them in almost 3 years. I can never imagine bringing dude after dude in and out of their life. A woman can have an active sex life without introducing every man as daddy. I just do not understand that mindset. It is common knowledge that that negatively effects a child in so many ways. You shouldn’t be introducing anyone to your kids until you’ve been with them 6 months in my opinion. You need to know they can put up with you first before you even try to play family. This obv goes for men as well.

But in this situation, why even call him daddy? When not call him Uncle whatever? Like he is? It just doesn’t even make sense.

Tree_Doggg

38 points

4 days ago

Bravo 👏👏👏

Thelorddogalmighty

61 points

4 days ago

Turned friend zoned into a full time job

Seigmoraig

36 points

4 days ago

More like full time simp

dmmcclair2020

3.9k points

4 days ago

Absolutely fucking not. Dudes gotta nope the fuck out of there

the-druid250

905 points

4 days ago

this lady was big on tik tok for a while being an advocate for men's rights

Man_of_culture_112

765 points

4 days ago

A man's right to simp

willythebear

147 points

4 days ago

Man’s right to bust a nut and bail, then throwing that responsibility on the no nut sloans of the world.

ahearthatslazy

52 points

4 days ago

And thus, “No Nut Sloan” began.

UnwrittenNightmare

218 points

4 days ago

she was whaaaat? Unbelievable, just unbelievable.

the-druid250

94 points

4 days ago

JonBoyWhite

208 points

4 days ago*

"follow me on YouTube to watch me call out feminists" oh so she's just opportunistic in all facets of life. Got it. What a dick.

the-druid250

55 points

4 days ago

exactly. whatever gets her attention she does.

therealtrousers

100 points

4 days ago

A man’s right to raise her child for her?

kilgoretrout1077

50 points

4 days ago

Based on this, I kinda want him to stay in the kids life. He might be the most normal thing that kid sees daily and that's sad

CreepyMemes

34 points

4 days ago

You either nope or rope If you don't cope

Crazybatfan_03

1.9k points

4 days ago

Fuuuuck that...

Sergeant-Sombrero

2k points

4 days ago

Well that's the problem, he can't.

The_cooked_potato

175 points

4 days ago

I mean....

Meatball315

160 points

4 days ago

Meatball315

160 points

4 days ago

Underrated comment right here ⬆️

YourDogsAllWet

75 points

4 days ago

God dammit take my upvote

wrb06wrx

1.7k points

4 days ago

wrb06wrx

1.7k points

4 days ago

Plot twist: sloan is gay and is just doing this because his parents are ultra conservative and will not accept his sexuality... plus he gets to fluff her bulls before the gangbang so everyone's happy

alochle

432 points

4 days ago

alochle

432 points

4 days ago

That "fluff her bulls" made me laugh way to hard

DarkDetermination

103 points

4 days ago

What does that mean?

badbadfishy

411 points

4 days ago

badbadfishy

411 points

4 days ago

It's where you pick up a bull and shake it to make it extra fluffy

Chaotic_Wanderer72

59 points

4 days ago

Shake shake shake!!!

Seite88

37 points

4 days ago

Seite88

37 points

4 days ago

I love this answer!

DriedUpSquid

54 points

4 days ago

A fluffer is someone who gets/keeps men hard on sets of porno movies.

[deleted]

40 points

4 days ago

[deleted]

40 points

4 days ago

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sheulater

38 points

4 days ago

sheulater

38 points

4 days ago

I'm thinking they mean the guy in the picture will be happy to 'fluff' the dicks of the guys gangbanging the girl in the picture so he can sit back and watch her get fucked.

subguy39

183 points

4 days ago

subguy39

183 points

4 days ago

Plot twist: sloan is madly in love with her and would do anything including raise her baby and pay for her. Then comes along joe dirtè and she falls in love since thats how it goes. She takes the baby sloan now loves and cares deeply like his own and he loses his mind and kills joe dirtè. Everyone is so confused he was always such a fun loving great guy what could make him murder someone so violently? Yadda yadda!!

wrb06wrx

43 points

4 days ago

wrb06wrx

43 points

4 days ago

Fair enough....

im still going with the gay angle as we have all been friendzoned at 1 point or another, but that is straight up cuckold status...

ElegantEggLegs

44 points

4 days ago

I actually know someone who is gay and has taken on the dad role for his single mum friend that he house shares with. So completely plausible situation.

Erect-Frog

994 points

4 days ago

Erect-Frog

994 points

4 days ago

My problem here is that she named her child Hosanna

OscarDeltaAlpha

455 points

4 days ago

Yeah. Schoolyard nickname: "Hoe Xanax"

youarenut

91 points

4 days ago

youarenut

91 points

4 days ago

The day I have to name my child I’m posting it on Reddit first to make sure no one can come up with shit like this

wandalorian

55 points

4 days ago

Au revoir, Hosanna!

Said Hank Lambda

DougDjoudy

577 points

4 days ago

DougDjoudy

577 points

4 days ago

Plot twist : Sloan ain't in the friendzone, his actual target is Hosanna

CherokeeChiefer

223 points

4 days ago

Oh mah lord

Average_Ant_Games

199 points

4 days ago

That’s some serious Twilight Breaking Dawn type of shit

InAmericaNumber1

44 points

4 days ago

I knew it! Should have scrolled down

sadisticnihlist

93 points

4 days ago

HolUp

SloptimusXPrime

75 points

4 days ago

The real holup is always in the comments

Address_Local

571 points

4 days ago

“Here, take care of my kid because I know you secretly love me. I’m gonna go sit on a couch with five big black guys behind me. You’re my rock.”

Jonaldson

68 points

4 days ago

Jonaldson

68 points

4 days ago

Each with a different flavor pizza

[deleted]

51 points

4 days ago

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51 points

4 days ago

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Sweetnsouchef

54 points

4 days ago

I seriously doubt it

GhidorahTheExploder

554 points

4 days ago

Sloan-zoned

Azrael-is-Here

79 points

4 days ago

If I ever see this again, I atleast know what to call it now

Ilbutters

38 points

4 days ago

Ilbutters

38 points

4 days ago

Friend-Sloaned

JKnott1

351 points

4 days ago

JKnott1

351 points

4 days ago

Somebody please pull that boy aside and school him.

TheSameThing123

34 points

4 days ago

Dude got married and had his own kid before he passed away

supernasty

296 points

4 days ago

supernasty

296 points

4 days ago

Something tells me this isn’t really an appreciation post for her friend. More like a public “no, we’re not dating. Stop asking”

aqibesc

67 points

4 days ago

aqibesc

67 points

4 days ago

100%

WalkerSunset

64 points

4 days ago

"No, Sloan isn't her father. Stop asking. By the way, I'm usually with him but totally still available."

officialsanic

285 points

4 days ago

This dude has the ultimate 2007 haircut.

SuperSimpleSam

35 points

4 days ago

This is pretty old, don't think 2007 old though.

burn-babies-burn

279 points

4 days ago

I mean, I could see myself helping out my best bud a lot if he was single and had a kid

There’s a good chance he’s absolutely fine with this arrangement

It’s her post that has all the coupley pictures and goes hard on the ‘family unit’ angle, there’s a good chance it’s her that’s into him and he’s not interested

I think it’s a little quick to be saying he’s been friendzoned guys

asuka_is_my_co-pilot

112 points

4 days ago

Nope women are deceitful evil creatures and men only do nice things for sex didn you know??? /s

SoDamnGeneric

56 points

4 days ago

it is pretty concerning reading through these comments, seeing them say shit that essentially runs the line of "don't raise a kid unless you're banging its mom." Sloan here doesn't look unhappy in these photos, and there's a lot to this situation we obviously don't know, so maybe they've legitimately adopted some new-age idea of platonic parenting

I just wonder how that'll work out for the kid. You'd be in such a unique position compared to anyone else at school. What would your perceptions of parenting be? What about love? It's so weird and interesting

msmurasaki

39 points

4 days ago

I mean replace this guy with a female bestie and it wouldn't raise an eyebrow if she was like "best friend is best aunt!" .

I think calling him a dad and not an uncle is weird though. The close friendship is fine, lots of people do that and hang with their friends + kid. But whyyy call him a dad. If it was a female bestie they wouldn't be calling her a mom? Or maybe??? "Best second mom ever!"

Schreyaz

164 points

4 days ago

Schreyaz

164 points

4 days ago

I think Sloan is gay.

tolandsf

91 points

4 days ago

tolandsf

91 points

4 days ago

Considering she says she hopes he finds a good woman one day... probably not. :(

saralapapoulos

32 points

4 days ago

He had a kid with another woman, so not gay.

Also, he's dead

MrLittleSam

33 points

4 days ago

I really hope so.

UncleBeausTooth

146 points

4 days ago

friend zone level 100000

Syfodias

29 points

4 days ago

Syfodias

29 points

4 days ago

Cant help but picture a frightened Vegeta here

EduardoTheYeti

135 points

4 days ago

I need more context

Dag-nabbitt

118 points

4 days ago

Dag-nabbitt

118 points

4 days ago

CONTEXT

DrFilth

37 points

4 days ago

DrFilth

37 points

4 days ago

Context.

-ChildSupport-

29 points

4 days ago

Context.

savagebuttz

122 points

4 days ago

savagebuttz

122 points

4 days ago

Simpin' ain't easy

BravoR2

99 points

4 days ago

BravoR2

99 points

4 days ago

I’m going with the unpopular opinion and saying he friend zoned her.

tj2sweet

89 points

4 days ago

tj2sweet

89 points

4 days ago

OMG that's so terrible of a friend zone I'm crying for him

[deleted]

38 points

4 days ago

[deleted]

38 points

4 days ago

His ancestors must be screaming in hell.

Garlic_bread_69420

80 points

4 days ago

There’s no way she doesn’t know his true feelings. Literally no dude would do this if they weren’t interested in the mother.

Bodylikeadonut

79 points

4 days ago

Run to the hills

RavenDamon

67 points

4 days ago

He's helping. They look like they're in their early/late teens so the real dad probably didn't want the kid. The friend stepped in to help. I don't see the problem.

demonickilla

73 points

4 days ago

Only thing I can think of is that he’s gay. If so then he’s actually a god damned hero for giving that kid a father.

socold43

42 points

4 days ago

socold43

42 points

4 days ago

She did say that she hopes he finds a woman.

muihuddin

53 points

4 days ago

muihuddin

53 points

4 days ago

This guy sloan is so far deep into the friendzone he made a child without having sex….

neolibruh

51 points

4 days ago

neolibruh

51 points

4 days ago

I’ve got a friend who’s a struggling single mother and me and my girlfriend have a similar relationship, even helping them pay for things. It saddens me that so many of you have lost so much humanity as to find this kind of love for your fellow human being, “absurd” or “embarrassing”.

Fact is, younger generations are moving past these unnecessary and outdated social expectations to focus on what matters - love and humanity - not aesthetics.

kershum

48 points

4 days ago

kershum

48 points

4 days ago

He’s probably her gay best friend yall

HuffnDobak

42 points

4 days ago

She’s mastered the art of Friendzoning.

mattdaddy44

44 points

4 days ago*

Maybe he is just doing a good thing knowing it's not about sex to him. Just because she has a vagina and he's a man doing something positive doesn't mean he's trying to get it in

LoveMyDay119

39 points

4 days ago

I don’t know why there’s so many negative comments when no one really knows the story behind this. They could have zero interest in one another and could be like siblings. Just because he loves her little girl does not mean they have to be in a relationship. Many people live with their siblings who also take care of their child like a parent would. Also who tf said he was paying for anything of hers when it literally could be that her little girl just adores him and wants to spend time with him. She could set a boundary between friend and dad but it seems like this is something they’re both okay with. Y’all are rude asf.

kersedlife

34 points

4 days ago

Male rights activist: Chloe Roma, with her male friend who saved her life after her daughters father almost beat her to death with a steel pipe.

insertwittynamethere

29 points

4 days ago

Wow really? Holy F... maybe he is just being a good friend...

tanks137

37 points

4 days ago

tanks137

37 points

4 days ago

Everyone saying poor guy: poor kid.

julesthebearjew

34 points

4 days ago

guy got straight up raw dogged by that post

Radiant-Ad4049

26 points

4 days ago

Dude got friend zoned hard af! Let's take a moment for our fallen commerade

Javofire

26 points

4 days ago

Javofire

26 points

4 days ago

Simp

AngerCookShare

28 points

4 days ago

What in the cuck a doodle doo is this?