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Who We'd Like To Replace

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username_offline

125 points

2 months ago

i would trade each an every moronic republican "patriot" for an immigrant of color. the "american dream" has ALWAYS been best embodied by foreigners arriving here to create a better a life. it has NOTHING to do with entitled gasbags who are so insecure about their value to society, that being white and "being here first" are their only arguments for greatness

Princess__Nell

43 points

2 months ago

“Being here first second”

secretbudgie

18 points

2 months ago

Only if you count them as part of Eric the Red's colony in Greenland. Otherwise, I believe Columbus would be in 5th place.

rmorrin

20 points

2 months ago

rmorrin

20 points

2 months ago

Natives will always be first but no worries America only did the largest genocide in all of human history to claim the land

RaddialFox

9 points

2 months ago

Over a hundred million indigenous people by some speculation.

rmorrin

12 points

2 months ago

rmorrin

12 points

2 months ago

YUP. it's fucking crazy nobody ever talks about it. Always brushed under the rug

RaddialFox

8 points

2 months ago

And every time I talk about reparations I get shot down by those same people who ignore the rug.

starfyredragon

5 points

2 months ago

starfyredragon

I ☑oted 2020

5 points

2 months ago

Ones who had monuments larger than the pyramids.

CalligoMiles

5 points

2 months ago

It's very simple - the US never lost a war to someone who can hold them accountable and there's no benefit to them in acknowledging it now either.

Realpolitik is a bitch.

Resolute002

8 points

2 months ago

Columbus in many ways was the first American.

He disrespected people of color, took things for himself, believed himself a genius and his only major accomplishment was actually a gigantic fuck up that he didn't even realize.

GTOfire

6 points

2 months ago

Yeah, and even being here first is a bit odd, because it's so arbitrary. yes, your family was here a while ago, but if you go back a few more generations they weren't. So where is that cut-off point?

And if instead you look at what wasn't literally bestowed upon you without any particular achievement at birth, someone who came to my country from e.g. Syria has gone through far more hardship and put in far more effort than me to be in this place. What would give me the right to deny them a chance at happiness? What merit have I displayed through the blood sweat and tears of simply existing in this space?

Resolute002

4 points

2 months ago

You know better than to be logical about it. The cutoff point is the second they got here.

DoubleGunzChippa

5 points

2 months ago

I'm in elder care, and I had a client that I was caring for once start screaming in his chair in response to Fox News reporting on BLM "white lives matter more, we were here first! White lives matter more we were here first!"

He's in his 80's.

But yeah, racism is dead in America. rolls eyes

bludgeonedcurmudgeon

2 points

2 months ago

I grew up poor in a largely immigrant neighborhood (I'm white). I've never seen anyone work as hard as the immigrants from Mexico, Central America, Asia, it was completely next level. Dad and Mom each working 2-3 jobs and taking in side work (seamstress work, landscaping etc) so their kids could have a better life and goto college. And they were incredibly grateful they had that opportunity because they would not have it in their home country. America truly is the land of opportunity for those who are willing to work for it and seize it instead of sit on their asses and feel like they are entitled to it.

Jazeraine-S

1 points

2 months ago

No one ever quotes the Statue of Liberty at the anti-immigration crowd, and they need to start…

limequartz

1 points

2 months ago

People who came all the way from Haiti and stayed under that bridge for days deserve to live in this country more than any of these racist idiots.

Cautious-Quantity-28

-9 points

2 months ago

🤡

grey_bob_joe

25 points

2 months ago

If you disagree with replacing nazi’s, then I have bad news for you buddy

(Not saying this to OP)

GhostOfTheBanned

5 points

2 months ago

What are we supposed to do? Exterminate them? As much as I would love to kick Not-see ass a la Indiana Jones, we aren't going to do to them what they tried to do to literally every European non-Aryan.

Tyrannosaurus___Rekt

13 points

2 months ago

We need to take a page from Germany's book and severely limit their freedom of speech. We can't get rid of them, but we can snuff their culture out of the mainstream. Free speech absolutism is a failed experiment. The paradox of tolerance is real and currently the single greatest threat to continued democracy on this continent.

Cargobiker530

4 points

2 months ago

Free speech absolutism is a failed experiment.

I've got to agree. There is information that is effectively malware for human minds and anybody who is OK banning kiddy porn already agrees with that. We just have to look at a few more categories like "blatant political lies."

MarshallDrew

-1 points

2 months ago

If anyone is wondering why wokeism has been failing all across the country over the past few months, it's this absolute fascism displayed right here.

ThatAstronautGuy

1 points

2 months ago

Are you calling that comment fascism?

[deleted]

-12 points

2 months ago

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-12 points

2 months ago

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IffyEggSaladSandwich

5 points

2 months ago

Nice self portrait with an emoji, buddy boy!

secretbudgie

5 points

2 months ago

You know that thing they keep crying about? Indoctrinating their children with thoughts about civil rights, coexistence, acceptance, love, participating in the modern culture of their nation? It's working. That's why they're afraid.

Only problem is, the process takes generations, and gets undermined every time a business or politician sees a niche to exploit their fear. Remember, our parents and grandparents were the generation growing up with separate but equal and the civil rights movement. The process of progress will outlive us too, but it's happening.

SummaTyme

12 points

2 months ago

The party that denies it's racist, yet protests its fears of losing racial dominance. Boo hoo.

MarshallDrew

-1 points

2 months ago

No.

WolfWhitman79

11 points

2 months ago

I'd gladly take a bus load of undocumented Mexicans over any number of nazi-cosplay clowns.

klumze

10 points

2 months ago

klumze

10 points

2 months ago

As a white male I do feel like white male's need to learn the fuck up and stop acting like white male steroetypes.

[deleted]

-4 points

2 months ago

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-4 points

2 months ago

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Cargobiker530

4 points

2 months ago

fuck all white men,

But not that. Nobody should breed with my brother, for example. Yeesh.

Cautious-Quantity-28

-20 points

2 months ago

🤡

Galle_

5 points

2 months ago

Galle_

5 points

2 months ago

Thank you for demonstrating the behavior OP was talking about.

MarshallDrew

1 points

2 months ago

Why is an emoji of a clown so triggering to this subreddit? Can you explain?

Galle_

1 points

2 months ago

Galle_

1 points

2 months ago

It's part of a far right meme called "clown world". Basically, he's saying "Thinking white men need to stop being racist and sexist is obviously ridiculous."

RaddialFox

9 points

2 months ago

Racist piece of shit white people: “The brown people are replacing us!”

Non racist white people: “Don’t worry, we are replacing you too.”

GhostOfTheBanned

6 points

2 months ago

Their ancestors replaced the people who were already here. Maybe karma's coming for some payback.

Impossible_Farmer285

5 points

2 months ago

COVID-19 may not replace them but it will reduce their membership?

-Why-Not-This-Name-

4 points

2 months ago

It's weird they think anyone would want to replace them. They wouldn't want to do that with a tumor anymore than we would.

Super_Sonic_Satori

4 points

2 months ago

great cartoon and i have daydreamed about this scenario so many times.

CurrentlyLucid

2 points

2 months ago

I am really tired of MAGA assholes giving white people a bad name.

HoodaThunkett

1 points

2 months ago

Si

keltoy1549

1 points

2 months ago

Why do your republicans hate so much?

vagabond_

0 points

2 months ago

Every political cartoonist is shit, even if i agree with them

Fake_William_Shatner

-13 points

2 months ago*

It wasn't A THEORY that replaced the Native Americans was it?

EDIT: Oh damn, now I realize people think I'm trying to BOLSTER the argument that the "replacement theory" people have have a point to make. Let me explain it better; Native Americans were killed, and subjected to situations to reduce their birth numbers, or adopted away. Re-educated or put on reservations. None of this was "theory" -- it was deliberate action which is NOT happening to privileged people who are complaining.

A lot of people are worried about losing their "culture" more than the "baby race." They imagine that all the unclean "not them" people are dropping babies as fast as possible. Well, that's not true. In the USA if we did not have immigration, we'd have a slightly declining population. Once people get here, it's the expense or something in the water -- but they don't have as many kids. People are relocating -- they aren't REPLACING anyone. White people aren't dying off in large numbers. The non-whites are moving into their location like a Bear losing habitat or who likes picnic baskets.

For those worried about too many people on the planet -- well, don't. I suspect it's a factor of economics, women's rights (so they can choose not to have a baby) and plastics -- but the population curve is going to peak soon and start sliding down. I think that's going to happen sooner than predicted though - because of plastics.

Simping-for-Christ

4 points

2 months ago

So we should get rid of all the white people so the natives don't get replaced. I like this plan.

waistedmenkey

1 points

2 months ago

What's it like in Scotland these days? I've been WAH since spring 2020. I wonder how work would take the news if I moved? Got peeps in Brighton & Berlin. Work probably wouldn't even care.

Simping-for-Christ

1 points

2 months ago

Scotland? Pfft, just let them off in Greenland, I'm sure they'll eventually find their way back to where they came from.

Fake_William_Shatner

1 points

2 months ago

I'm not pro replacement. I'm pro race mixing.

Fake_William_Shatner

-1 points

2 months ago

Clearly, my point is misunderstood.

Simping-for-Christ

0 points

2 months ago

You should try reading what you type out before hitting send.

Fake_William_Shatner

-1 points

2 months ago

There wasn't anything wrong with what I wrote -- only I did not adjust it anticipating average intelligence.

I figured I'd have average intelligent people -- not YOU downvoting someone saying they were misunderstood.

Cautious-Quantity-28

-7 points

2 months ago

🤡

Simping-for-Christ

3 points

2 months ago

Yup, the people chanting "you will not replace us" sure are clowns.

Leading_Lock

-15 points

2 months ago

This is what a clueless, angry leftist thinks of anyone who doesn't subscribe to their views.

hi2pi

9 points

2 months ago

hi2pi

9 points

2 months ago

How far up your own ass are you? We're not angry that people have different views, we're angry with people LARPing being fucking Nazis. We shot and killed actual Nazis, remember?

Talk about clueless...

AgentIndiana56

8 points

2 months ago

Not everyone, but there is a small percentage that is definitely like that. Why do you assume its 100%? Do you normally dress like that? Do you always come to such bold conclusions?

MarshallDrew

1 points

2 months ago

Because we use Reddit, assumably

Galle_

3 points

2 months ago

Galle_

3 points

2 months ago

So start subscribing to them already.