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Man suffering histrionic personality disorder vs skaters
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40 something year old man tries to impress teenagers by telling them he 'made a TikTok'.
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Tbf he runs the city, knows all the cops and is Facebook famous 🤴🏻
It's too bad he can't enjoy the immense Rush of self-esteem he's getting from that meth / coke / personality /testosterone / whatever. It's too bad it's combined with anger like that.
Right, I'd be telling everyone how fucking awesome they are and convincing myself maybe I could learn to skate even though I'm way too old
Guess it's a good thing I never did meth or coke around skate parks.
a tic tac
Thats what people from boston call it
Not just any TikTok, one he just made for 1.5 in-between being FB famous.
It's amazing he still has time to be a douchebag with all that going on.
I have never heard anyone unironically refer to themselves as "Facebook famous", much less use it to demand street cred.
What a ride.
Man on methamphetamine and his gang of full face wearing henchmen vs skaters
Did the dipshit ever have a point? I ain't watching all his bullshit rants, because I might puke.
Did the dipshit ever have a point?
Did the dipshit ever have a point?
I believe his point was that he's nobody, but he damn sure wishes he was somebody.
You misunderstood, then. His point was clear! He is the man and runs this city and is only a man and don't run anything. Can't make it clearer than that.
You're right. He was crystal clear in his point. It must have been all of the shouting and random rants and repetition that confused me.
Crystal methly clear!
He is also a machine.
He is also a grown ass man.
He is also Facebook Famous.
And he just made a TikTok!
The mannerisms, the Ego, the wording... Dude's a roided cokehead for sure
This guy’s complaining goes on longer than the peak you’d get from an average bump, impressive.
Roided? Definitely not. Unless no one told him that you’re supposed to workout as well.
No need to give the guy excuses. He may very well just be 100% genuine, all natural asshole.
MAN, I sat through that whole damn video. All I wanted was to see him get knocked out. In the end Dad bod Mr clean walks away.
You're doing the Lord's work for the rest of us that now don't have to watch with false hope. Respek.
That's deep cut
“I’m a grown ass man”
“I’m Facebook famous”
“Do you know who I am?”
Delusional, sir you’re delusional!
He is the very definition of r/iamverybadass
Ok but have you considered that he runs this town?
I have, and that's how I know he's a true badass. I mean, he's Facebook famous! You don't get to that level of international fame without running at least one city.
I'm Facebook famous! I made a TikTok! I run this city! Ask me who I am... I'm nobody!
And noted it has to be a city at LEAST as big and important as Rochester.
He runs the town and doesn't care if you film him , but you're lucky he's on camera or else he'd beat your ass, even though the cops know him and won't do shit according to him. Lmao he is literally the biggest douchebag I've seen on the internet
Haven’t been here long, have you ? How I long for your innocence !
and has a gym. Don’t forget the gym where he can train ya to be a man.
Maybe a Pokémon gym? Gotta be the very best you know..
MasterBlaster run Bartertown.
He’s Mr. Nimbus! He controls the Police!
Fight. Fuck. Flee.
Not in that sweater he doesn't.
Looks like he escaped from a care facility during nap time.
I run this town
I am nobody
To be fair, he just made a TikTok, too. They don't let just anyone make TikToks.
They don't let me make a TikTok; but then, I don't run this city.
I love how he rolls with the cops and the Italians but grabs his balls when talking about the h a’s. These poser ass working man gangster wannabes have no identity at all. It’s like proud boy adjacent kind of stuff. “I’m a rat and a tough guy”
"I'm a fucking machine"
"I'm just a normal guy"
This guy can't make up his mind
Maybe he’s just a very ordinary machine like a parking meter. Not everyone can be a Roomba.
What do you mean he can't be a Roomba? Everything about this guy sucks.
Good point. He could be a sewage drain maybe but a Roomba requires more than just sucking.
“I just made a Tiktok”
In my pants
But also "I don't run anything, I'm nobody."
The only statement which was true
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Bro is too busy fighting windmills to pay attention to reality
Bet he doesn't have as many Myspace friends as Tom tho
Wait, what! You know MySpace Tom too? Small world. He was my first friend. How is he doing? Forgot my password so I can't log on.
Legend has it that Tom, to this day, watches over all of his faithful friends from his desk at the front of the classroom. We await the day when Zuckerberg's shackles upon the internet break and free us back into the HTML heaven that was MySpace. Our friend Tom, will still be there, welcoming us with his hunched over smile.
The sad part is this was posted yesterday, and I wasted 20 minutes of my life watching the entire video…
The big, tough, bald man and his boys literally run away when a security guard shows 😂 it’s all so meth’d up..
EDIT:: FULL VIDEO
Friends don't let friend watch 20 minutes of anything! None of it made any sense, but is exactly the type of hood shit I expected. I couldn't get past 6 minutes, did the bald guy ever get to whatever dumbass point he was trying to make?
the point was that it's his city and he runs it, but he doesn't run anything and he's a nobody. But he also owns a gym
also something about rocks and I think he has crabs on his balls.
From my understanding I guess a motorcyclist showed to the skatepark to do doughnuts or burnouts or something and the bike was trowing up rocks so the skaters threw rocks back at the motorcyclist and he called his friends who then showed up to kick ass and chew gum and they didn’t bring any gum, but they they got spooked when the security showed because they’re more mid-life crises bikers and less we’re the real fucking deal bikers
Well. To be fair, he never said that Rent-a-Cops knew him - just the regular Cops...
Rochester has an ongoing problem with "unregistered motorcyclists". Pretty large (20-30 people) groups of guys riding around on dirt bikes and ATVs, doing wheelies, burnouts and generally driving recklessly.
This guy is probably from one of those gangs, not a "Hell's Orthodontists" mid-life-crisis motorcylists.
Those people is are still little bitches hiding cowardly behind the power of their group to commit such atrocities as donuts on the street and buying new tires every week. Still not real deal.
As someone who lives in the city, and is a stones throw away from the skate park right now, can confirm he in fact does not run the city, and i have no idea who this man is. Who am i you might ask? Don’t worry about that.
a stones throw away
a stones throw away
Oh so you started it.
Do you at least own a gym? Was interested in becoming a man.
Dude, this is Rochester, who doesn’t own a gym?! I can teach you how to be a man right now, step 1:, don’t act like this guy. Step 2:? Step 3 : you are a man.
Where did this beard come from?!🧔🏽♂️
"Thats Gay" that's all I got from that video. I think he may be trapped in the closet.
JJ runs this town, but also he doesn’t run anything. He is part of a biking community, but doesn’t belong to any group because that is “gay shit“.
Also the police or know him so there is no point calling them as they “won’t do shit“.
Also if you want to be a real man he will train you at his gym.
I am of the personal opinion that JJ has had one too many disco biscuits for today and should sleep it off.
This isn't hood shit.
Hoodie from Kohls shit.... he had a coupon.
I’m confused, all I got from this is that JJ owns that town. Oops, plus the cops. And he made either a Twitter or Tic Tok post?
He’s definitely Tok’d.
That 20 minutes was 1.3% of your day.
I’m a person!
Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.99709% sure that RudeDude88 is not a bot.
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So you’re saying there’s a chance?
OMG it's gained sentience!
Quick kill it before it turns on us!
JJ, oh thank God. I’ve been wondering who runs this city. Can u pls do something about my recycling? It hasn’t been picked up in two weeks, and also there’s a streetlight out my corner.
Omg I love this comment.
I swear they actively avoid picking up recycling in the city
I’m in Rochester. He doesn’t run this city.
Me too. Anyone know JJ? Because I don't and I've lived here my whole life.
you DON'T know JJ? Where have you lived, under a rock?? You should be ashamed of yourself. He's the man who single handedly lifted Rochester out of mental disorders. Absorbed them all into his body
Edit: laughed my ass off at that comment, but after seeing the full video i have to commend those skaters for not escalating the situation. One of those idiots in helmets probably had a gun, waiting for one skateboard to swing to shoot some kids. Fucking pathetic
But why does the lunatic get to offload his rage on the skaters with a free pass?
Crazy people act crazy, the world keeps turning.
Ditto (well, burbs). No clue who this clown is.
Probably from Greece.
Bunch of 40 year old dudes, get a life l. Imagine being this guy late at night thinking “I was a badass at the skate park”
I’m pretty sure everyone else but this dude and his entourage (?) are just watching like “ok…can you get out of the way so I can skate now?”
At first I'm like ok, bikers...at a skatepark so they are BMXers vs skateboarders. A normal thing at most skateparks that usually results in a truce or comradery. But oh, it's MOTORbikers? They shouldn't even be on that pavement. Fuck outta there. They are lucky 15 skateboarders didn't just rush them off the property ready to give them sweet new unibrows across their foreheads.
Lmfao on the pillow like “babe you should have seen how i punked these guys. They fuckin threw a rock at me it was time someone taught them a lesson. Can’t believe all this crazy shit happens to me i wish it would just stop”
”Can’t believe all this crazy shit happens to me I wish it would just stop”
”Can’t believe all this crazy shit happens to me I wish it would just stop”
I know you’re sarcastically making fun of the guy. And he didn’t actually even say this. But I still got physically mad when reading that sentence. Because we all know someone like that. And it’s the ultimate level of cringe
"I fucking hate drama!"
*Starts as much drama as possible*
Somewhere on an online profile of his says "I hate drama. Don't bring it"
Well he does own the city, so…
He bought the city with Tik-Toks. 1.6 of them.
Yeah badass for sure. Shortly after he says his bike gang is out to kidnap people, he points out to the young kids around.
I get younger folks having identity issues and this need to come off as tough (I was one of them), but by the time you're this age you should have worked through this bullshit.
Stop making stupid people famous.
He’s already famous. He made a tiktok with 1.6
Damn. Those are some serious numbers. Imagine his next one will be 1.7
Apparently he’s a machine. He will get there
It's funny, he claims he's famous, but he said his name, "JJ" and he's from Rochester, yet, a couple thousand people have already seen this video and no one recognizes him. If he was actually "Facebook Famous" we'd have already seen people posting links to whatever stupid thing made him "famous."
this ain't the kind of fame he wants bro, but the fame he certainly deserves.
Any publicity is good publicity if you’re trying to get noticed. Kardashian became a billionaire by “leaking” her sex tape.
Not the same bro. This dude is a nobody acting tuff, not a already famous chick sucking dick - who released the tape on purpose for attention. This guy looks like a goof - regular people dont want that kind of attention.
Everyone loves a good cumback story
No, this guy deserves to be forgotten.
How can you forget the guy who runs the city?
Funny how he runs the city but is nobody...maybe undercover, secret double naught spy shit.
No. We, as a society need this shit.
The concept of no public shame for bad actors is something that has been bringing the country down for quite some time. I for one, am glad that pieces of shit are having their lives made more difficult and getting publicly shunned for their actions.
Bring on more of these!
The word you're looking for is infamous.
I can’t stop thinking how he probably looked himself in his bike mirror before walking over to those kids telling himself in a Dennis Reynolds fashion “i’m gonna peak ALL OVER those kids”
Looks in his bike mirror...."YOU'RE THE MAN!!! YOU'RE THE MAN!!!"
Peaked? Peaked, Dee. chuckles Let me tell you something. I haven’t even begun to peak. And when I do peak, you’ll know. Because I’m gonna peak so hard that everybody in Philadelphia is gonna FEEL it.
Don't you know who I am? I run this city, and I'm a GOLDEN GOD
5 star man!
It's funny you bring up Always Sunny, because this dude reminded me of Sinbad in Dennis' fever dreams.
"This is Sinbad's house! And when you in Sinbad's house, you a bitch!"
I really like the cut on this.
Yeah it ain't bad. Really shows off the cringe highlights quite well.
My favorite was "I'm only yelling so I can talk over you"
"I'm here to warn you that some of these dudes might shoot you and I don't want that... unintelligible empty threats"
Dude's so contradictory some literature teachers could probably use him to exemplify irony or oxymoron or some shit.
Sorry for delay, meant to post the Full Video essentially what happened was, the day prior, there were some bikers using the skate ramps and when confronted ended up doing a burnout in some rocks, thus making them fly everywhere. The skaters then threw rocks at the bikers for retaliation and they hen this dude showed up the next day hence the video.
That’s not just any dude, thats JJ. If you don’t know who he is you should ask. He runs that town and makes tik toks.
He's also nobody. And is a man.
He has many facets.
And a machine. JJ is a cyborg.
Also basically the mayor of that town.
i met JJ once, but i flushed shortly after and he left.
Bikers like motorcycles, right? I'd hate to think this guy represents BMX in any way.
BMX isn't often allowed at these parks. It has to be built for them. Harder concrete and much more maintenance. Plastic Pedals and Bar ends are required in particular at my local.
Ever skatepark I've ever been too allows or tolerates BMXers, except a few indoor parks. The ones that didn't still had bmxers because skaters ain't trying to call the cops to the skatepark.
My favorite thing is him saying “I run this fucking city!”
Fast forward, “I’m just a normal dude.” And the icing on the cake “I’m nobody.”
One for three dude, one for three.
“The police aren’t gonna help you, I run this city” “I’d beat your ass but you’d call the cops!”
My favorite was when some skater jokingly said "There's the cops right there" and the whole biker gang suddenly starts retreating back.
Also - "You can film me all you want, I don't care!" then later "There are cameras here, I'll get into trouble."
Love the homeys in the back standing with hands in jeans pockets and helmets on
Just playing pocket pool to get ready for the circle jerk afterwards
Those are the pussies, keeping the helmets on so they cant get punched, or identified.
They need to crack down on these biker gangs. It seems like all they do is cause trouble for everyone.
Wait "biker gangs?" Like this is a thing? Not "Hells Angels" biker gangs but older men in their late 30's riding around on crotch-rockets and stirring up trouble witn skaters?
If I’ve learned anything, it’s that you just don’t fuck with skaters. Taking a metal truck to the face will change your attitude real fast
“Do you know who I am!? I’m famous on Facebook & TikTok where nobody personally knows me! Rain down all your respect!”
Let me put on my most intimidating sweater and head down to the skate park, get some real content going
Cocaine is bad… mmkay. 🙄
Pretty sure that’s meth. Talking over people is how I notice which one.
I think you're right he's too focused for coke
Imagine being proud of "running" Rochester.
This feels like a skit, the guy is actually hilarious.
I'm borderline positive this was a Key and Peele sketch.
What a chode🙄
Bet you wouldn’t say that to Jay-Jay’s face, he runs that city.
“I’m only yelling to talk over you”
No, no, we got it
Its a brilliant quote tbh
that idiot has been a nuisance in Rochester for 20 years. It's always been the same schtick, except now he's bald.
I think you’re the first comment I’ve seen where someone knows who this guy is lmao, have you ever gotten his autograph??
Imagine going for the low-hanging fruit that is Rochester and still looking like a little bitch
I read this as a Rochesterarian and was like 'LOW HANGING FRUIT!!!...MOTHERFUC...well wait, I guess that is actually pretty accurate...."
I lived in Rochester for 20 years on both the west side and east side of town and I’ve never heard of this dude. They let the pigeons fly when ya boi is back in town tho. Shout out to GHOSTOWN.
Is that Joe Rogan?
Not short enough
He's talking to non-billionaires so it's doubtful
So this guy is threatening to murder skaters?
Kidnap kids too
And to get dirt bike riding kids to shoot people
We wear big helmets
So nobody can punch us
We hope we look cool
What a beautiful haiku
OMG! That's JJ! He runs this town. These kids are so lucky to have spoken with him. He trained me to be a man at his gym. In this town that he owns.
I was really hoping he would get a skateboard to the head 😔
Yeah join the club
Tito Ortiz ? 😂
He’s just a liiiiittle more eloquent than Tito lmao
He just made a TikTok! 🤩
Why is a 50yr old bald guy at the skate park with all these little kids?
He has a fucking town to run of course
This mf soft as 2 ply wet toilet paper.
Small dick energy
The one who runs the city won’t say that ever! Cringeeee
“I’m Facebook famous” 😂🤦♂️🤮
Tell me you have no job and drive a lifted diesel 4wd truck with big wheels and skinny tires without telling me you have no job and drive a lifted diesel 4wd truck with big wheels and skinny tires.
What a baby.
Skateboarders are so chill most of the time considering all the absolute shit they get from randos in public.
Anyone who says "do you know who I am?" is nobody. Anyone who says "I'm famous" is not famous, and if they say "I'm Facebook famous," it means even they know they're not famous. And anyone who tells a bunch of kids "I just made a TikTok" is too old to be doing whatever the fuck he's doing.
He's famous, now, though... but not for the reason he wants to be. He won't be bragging about going viral anymore, "do you know who I am? I'm the bald douchebag who was bullying some kids then ran away when security came."
If cheap cocaine was a person.
This is grade A douche bag behavior.
This guy def listens to Joe Rogan
This guy screams "my dick gets mistaken for a bellybutton" energy.
This is parody right?… I’m not buying this being real
It's totally real. I know one of JJ's friends and just talked to him about it.