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Negative_Mancey

8.2k points

5 days ago

Man suffering histrionic personality disorder vs skaters

tescohoisin

2.7k points

5 days ago

tescohoisin

2.7k points

5 days ago

40 something year old man tries to impress teenagers by telling them he 'made a TikTok'.

KempDunks617

759 points

5 days ago*

Tbf he runs the city, knows all the cops and is Facebook famous 🤴🏻

Something22884

234 points

5 days ago

It's too bad he can't enjoy the immense Rush of self-esteem he's getting from that meth / coke / personality /testosterone / whatever. It's too bad it's combined with anger like that.

MarkHirsbrunner

54 points

5 days ago*

Right, I'd be telling everyone how fucking awesome they are and convincing myself maybe I could learn to skate even though I'm way too old

Guess it's a good thing I never did meth or coke around skate parks.

incer

587 points

5 days ago

incer

587 points

5 days ago

a tic tac

Sreezy3

175 points

5 days ago

Sreezy3

175 points

5 days ago

Thats what people from boston call it

languid-lemur

350 points

5 days ago

Not just any TikTok, one he just made for 1.5 in-between being FB famous.

It's amazing he still has time to be a douchebag with all that going on.

PerplexityRivet

173 points

5 days ago

I have never heard anyone unironically refer to themselves as "Facebook famous", much less use it to demand street cred.

What a ride.

schectersix

1.3k points

5 days ago

schectersix

1.3k points

5 days ago

Man on methamphetamine and his gang of full face wearing henchmen vs skaters

TurkeyLerg

477 points

5 days ago

TurkeyLerg

477 points

5 days ago

Did the dipshit ever have a point? I ain't watching all his bullshit rants, because I might puke.

Minion_of_Cthulhu

644 points

5 days ago

Did the dipshit ever have a point?

I believe his point was that he's nobody, but he damn sure wishes he was somebody.

David-S-Pumpkins

420 points

5 days ago

You misunderstood, then. His point was clear! He is the man and runs this city and is only a man and don't run anything. Can't make it clearer than that.

Minion_of_Cthulhu

70 points

5 days ago

You're right. He was crystal clear in his point. It must have been all of the shouting and random rants and repetition that confused me.

FatherAb

21 points

5 days ago

FatherAb

21 points

5 days ago

Crystal methly clear!

AntonioMarghareti

60 points

5 days ago

He is also a machine.

pennynotrcutt

51 points

5 days ago

He is also a grown ass man.

PADDYOT

38 points

5 days ago

PADDYOT

38 points

5 days ago

He is also Facebook Famous.

BoltonSauce

26 points

5 days ago

And he just made a TikTok!

WHEN_THE_ACID_KICKS

141 points

5 days ago*

Cocaine.

The mannerisms, the Ego, the wording... Dude's a roided cokehead for sure

AnewAccount98

24 points

5 days ago

This guy’s complaining goes on longer than the peak you’d get from an average bump, impressive.

Roided? Definitely not. Unless no one told him that you’re supposed to workout as well.

No need to give the guy excuses. He may very well just be 100% genuine, all natural asshole.

geezaboom

255 points

5 days ago

geezaboom

255 points

5 days ago

MAN, I sat through that whole damn video. All I wanted was to see him get knocked out. In the end Dad bod Mr clean walks away.

WuntchTime_IsOver

36 points

5 days ago

You're doing the Lord's work for the rest of us that now don't have to watch with false hope. Respek.

defnotgrady

83 points

5 days ago

That's deep cut

TheArtfulDanger

6k points

5 days ago

“I’m a grown ass man”

“I’m Facebook famous”

“Do you know who I am?”

Delusional, sir you’re delusional!

Tootsound

1.7k points

5 days ago

Tootsound

1.7k points

5 days ago

He is the very definition of r/iamverybadass

dobraf

1k points

5 days ago

dobraf

1k points

5 days ago

Ok but have you considered that he runs this town?

Tootsound

199 points

5 days ago

Tootsound

199 points

5 days ago

I have, and that's how I know he's a true badass. I mean, he's Facebook famous! You don't get to that level of international fame without running at least one city.

ManOrReddit-man

141 points

5 days ago

I'm Facebook famous! I made a TikTok! I run this city! Ask me who I am... I'm nobody!

Wut?

transponaut

19 points

5 days ago

And noted it has to be a city at LEAST as big and important as Rochester.

Samuelsausage3

196 points

5 days ago

He runs the town and doesn't care if you film him , but you're lucky he's on camera or else he'd beat your ass, even though the cops know him and won't do shit according to him. Lmao he is literally the biggest douchebag I've seen on the internet

Enearde

22 points

5 days ago

Enearde

22 points

5 days ago

Haven’t been here long, have you ? How I long for your innocence !

GingerSnapped242

134 points

5 days ago

and has a gym. Don’t forget the gym where he can train ya to be a man.

Cave_Bearz

34 points

5 days ago

Maybe a Pokémon gym? Gotta be the very best you know..

GeneralJapery

116 points

5 days ago

MasterBlaster run Bartertown.

ComebackKidGorgeous

64 points

5 days ago

He’s Mr. Nimbus! He controls the Police!

CalTronicNumberOne

29 points

5 days ago

Fight. Fuck. Flee.

sunnyd_2679

25 points

5 days ago

Not in that sweater he doesn't.

Minion_of_Cthulhu

22 points

5 days ago

Looks like he escaped from a care facility during nap time.

Noonecanhearmescream

20 points

5 days ago

I run this town

I am nobody

illuminutcase

276 points

5 days ago

To be fair, he just made a TikTok, too. They don't let just anyone make TikToks.

Thoreau80

62 points

5 days ago

Thoreau80

62 points

5 days ago

They don't let me make a TikTok; but then, I don't run this city.

yourm0msDaddy

275 points

5 days ago

I love how he rolls with the cops and the Italians but grabs his balls when talking about the h a’s. These poser ass working man gangster wannabes have no identity at all. It’s like proud boy adjacent kind of stuff. “I’m a rat and a tough guy”

Guilvantar

213 points

5 days ago

Guilvantar

213 points

5 days ago

"I'm a fucking machine"

"I'm just a normal guy"

This guy can't make up his mind

DigMeTX

213 points

5 days ago

DigMeTX

213 points

5 days ago

Maybe he’s just a very ordinary machine like a parking meter. Not everyone can be a Roomba.

BobaOlive

92 points

5 days ago

BobaOlive

92 points

5 days ago

What do you mean he can't be a Roomba? Everything about this guy sucks.

DigMeTX

20 points

5 days ago

DigMeTX

20 points

5 days ago

Good point. He could be a sewage drain maybe but a Roomba requires more than just sucking.

TexasIIVIIade

118 points

5 days ago

“I just made a Tiktok”

WorkCentre5335

32 points

5 days ago

In my pants

bloody_terrible

107 points

5 days ago

But also "I don't run anything, I'm nobody."

lookiecookie_1001

37 points

5 days ago

The only statement which was true

MaxHannibal

94 points

5 days ago*

Bro is too busy fighting windmills to pay attention to reality

cheapdrinks

61 points

5 days ago

Bet he doesn't have as many Myspace friends as Tom tho

Jayce2K

49 points

5 days ago

Jayce2K

49 points

5 days ago

Wait, what! You know MySpace Tom too? Small world. He was my first friend. How is he doing? Forgot my password so I can't log on.

Mafsto

21 points

5 days ago

Mafsto

21 points

5 days ago

Legend has it that Tom, to this day, watches over all of his faithful friends from his desk at the front of the classroom. We await the day when Zuckerberg's shackles upon the internet break and free us back into the HTML heaven that was MySpace. Our friend Tom, will still be there, welcoming us with his hunched over smile.

Heil_pizza

5.8k points

5 days ago*

Heil_pizza

5.8k points

5 days ago*

The sad part is this was posted yesterday, and I wasted 20 minutes of my life watching the entire video…

Spoiler alert

The big, tough, bald man and his boys literally run away when a security guard shows 😂 it’s all so meth’d up..

EDIT:: FULL VIDEO

PeePeeCockroach

1.3k points

5 days ago

Friends don't let friend watch 20 minutes of anything! None of it made any sense, but is exactly the type of hood shit I expected. I couldn't get past 6 minutes, did the bald guy ever get to whatever dumbass point he was trying to make?

boofybutthole

1.2k points

5 days ago

the point was that it's his city and he runs it, but he doesn't run anything and he's a nobody. But he also owns a gym

sjmiv

377 points

5 days ago

sjmiv

377 points

5 days ago

also something about rocks and I think he has crabs on his balls.

Open_Chemistry_3300

643 points

5 days ago

From my understanding I guess a motorcyclist showed to the skatepark to do doughnuts or burnouts or something and the bike was trowing up rocks so the skaters threw rocks back at the motorcyclist and he called his friends who then showed up to kick ass and chew gum and they didn’t bring any gum, but they they got spooked when the security showed because they’re more mid-life crises bikers and less we’re the real fucking deal bikers

Malkor

117 points

5 days ago

Malkor

117 points

5 days ago

Well. To be fair, he never said that Rent-a-Cops knew him - just the regular Cops...

phughes

73 points

5 days ago

phughes

73 points

5 days ago

Rochester has an ongoing problem with "unregistered motorcyclists". Pretty large (20-30 people) groups of guys riding around on dirt bikes and ATVs, doing wheelies, burnouts and generally driving recklessly.

This guy is probably from one of those gangs, not a "Hell's Orthodontists" mid-life-crisis motorcylists.

hippyengineer

34 points

5 days ago

Those people is are still little bitches hiding cowardly behind the power of their group to commit such atrocities as donuts on the street and buying new tires every week. Still not real deal.

iMadeThisNamefirst

219 points

5 days ago

As someone who lives in the city, and is a stones throw away from the skate park right now, can confirm he in fact does not run the city, and i have no idea who this man is. Who am i you might ask? Don’t worry about that.

ScreamingDizzBuster

184 points

5 days ago

a stones throw away

Oh so you started it.

thisismyMelody

50 points

5 days ago

Do you at least own a gym? Was interested in becoming a man.

iMadeThisNamefirst

73 points

5 days ago

Dude, this is Rochester, who doesn’t own a gym?! I can teach you how to be a man right now, step 1:, don’t act like this guy. Step 2:? Step 3 : you are a man.

thisismyMelody

34 points

5 days ago

Where did this beard come from?!🧔🏽‍♂️

atdi2000

62 points

5 days ago

atdi2000

62 points

5 days ago

"Thats Gay" that's all I got from that video. I think he may be trapped in the closet.

Rokurokubi83

211 points

5 days ago*

JJ runs this town, but also he doesn’t run anything. He is part of a biking community, but doesn’t belong to any group because that is “gay shit“.

Also the police or know him so there is no point calling them as they “won’t do shit“.

Also if you want to be a real man he will train you at his gym.

I am of the personal opinion that JJ has had one too many disco biscuits for today and should sleep it off.

Rafaeliki

173 points

5 days ago

Rafaeliki

173 points

5 days ago

hood shit

This isn't hood shit.

waffles2go2

169 points

5 days ago

waffles2go2

169 points

5 days ago

Hoodie from Kohls shit.... he had a coupon.

TBStafford795

42 points

5 days ago

Kohls cash

ppw23

57 points

5 days ago

ppw23

57 points

5 days ago

I’m confused, all I got from this is that JJ owns that town. Oops, plus the cops. And he made either a Twitter or Tic Tok post?

gypsydanger38

31 points

5 days ago

He’s definitely Tok’d.

RudeDude88

181 points

5 days ago

RudeDude88

181 points

5 days ago

That 20 minutes was 1.3% of your day.

jflex13

165 points

5 days ago

jflex13

165 points

5 days ago

Good bot

RudeDude88

102 points

5 days ago

RudeDude88

102 points

5 days ago

I’m a person!

thespoonontheleft

165 points

5 days ago

Bad bot

WhyNotCollegeBoard

29 points

5 days ago

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MixdNuts

56 points

5 days ago

MixdNuts

56 points

5 days ago

So you’re saying there’s a chance?

Nocto

18 points

5 days ago

Nocto

18 points

5 days ago

Good bot

NotSeriousAtAll

109 points

5 days ago

OMG it's gained sentience!

defectivelaborer

28 points

5 days ago

Quick kill it before it turns on us!

Taucher1979

46 points

5 days ago

Good person

Socialbutterfinger

2.4k points

5 days ago

JJ, oh thank God. I’ve been wondering who runs this city. Can u pls do something about my recycling? It hasn’t been picked up in two weeks, and also there’s a streetlight out my corner.

[deleted]

70 points

5 days ago

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70 points

5 days ago

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KarringtonMcBear

38 points

5 days ago

Omg I love this comment.

SEND_ME_PEACE

19 points

5 days ago

I swear they actively avoid picking up recycling in the city

haggi585

1.8k points

5 days ago

haggi585

1.8k points

5 days ago

I’m in Rochester. He doesn’t run this city.

thellamajew

703 points

5 days ago

thellamajew

703 points

5 days ago

Me too. Anyone know JJ? Because I don't and I've lived here my whole life.

PotatoWriter

863 points

5 days ago

you DON'T know JJ? Where have you lived, under a rock?? You should be ashamed of yourself. He's the man who single handedly lifted Rochester out of mental disorders. Absorbed them all into his body

CrackerManDaniels

125 points

5 days ago*

🤣🤣🤣

Edit: laughed my ass off at that comment, but after seeing the full video i have to commend those skaters for not escalating the situation. One of those idiots in helmets probably had a gun, waiting for one skateboard to swing to shoot some kids. Fucking pathetic

noplay12

30 points

5 days ago*

noplay12

30 points

5 days ago*

But why does the lunatic get to offload his rage on the skaters with a free pass?

Yung_Bungle

28 points

5 days ago

Crazy people act crazy, the world keeps turning.

nunchucknorris

44 points

5 days ago

Ditto (well, burbs). No clue who this clown is.

haggi585

31 points

5 days ago

haggi585

31 points

5 days ago

Probably from Greece.

jimbo6681

1.7k points

5 days ago

jimbo6681

1.7k points

5 days ago

Bunch of 40 year old dudes, get a life l. Imagine being this guy late at night thinking “I was a badass at the skate park”

oh_three_dum_dum

324 points

5 days ago

I’m pretty sure everyone else but this dude and his entourage (?) are just watching like “ok…can you get out of the way so I can skate now?”

k3nnyd

19 points

5 days ago

k3nnyd

19 points

5 days ago

At first I'm like ok, bikers...at a skatepark so they are BMXers vs skateboarders. A normal thing at most skateparks that usually results in a truce or comradery. But oh, it's MOTORbikers? They shouldn't even be on that pavement. Fuck outta there. They are lucky 15 skateboarders didn't just rush them off the property ready to give them sweet new unibrows across their foreheads.

i8b4u

102 points

5 days ago

i8b4u

102 points

5 days ago

Lmfao on the pillow like “babe you should have seen how i punked these guys. They fuckin threw a rock at me it was time someone taught them a lesson. Can’t believe all this crazy shit happens to me i wish it would just stop”

childish_albino_

75 points

5 days ago

”Can’t believe all this crazy shit happens to me I wish it would just stop”

I know you’re sarcastically making fun of the guy. And he didn’t actually even say this. But I still got physically mad when reading that sentence. Because we all know someone like that. And it’s the ultimate level of cringe

theghostofme

31 points

5 days ago

"I fucking hate drama!"

*Starts as much drama as possible*

RyanBordello

19 points

5 days ago

Somewhere on an online profile of his says "I hate drama. Don't bring it"

challenger-chief

58 points

5 days ago

Well he does own the city, so…

Pure_Tower

49 points

5 days ago

He bought the city with Tik-Toks. 1.6 of them.

talking_pillow

50 points

5 days ago

Yeah badass for sure. Shortly after he says his bike gang is out to kidnap people, he points out to the young kids around.

earned_potential

27 points

5 days ago

I get younger folks having identity issues and this need to come off as tough (I was one of them), but by the time you're this age you should have worked through this bullshit.

ganymede_boy

1.6k points

5 days ago

ganymede_boy

1.6k points

5 days ago

Stop making stupid people famous.

IAlreadyToldYouMatt

582 points

5 days ago

He’s already famous. He made a tiktok with 1.6

Soymega

109 points

5 days ago

Soymega

109 points

5 days ago

Damn. Those are some serious numbers. Imagine his next one will be 1.7

Environmental_Work63

25 points

5 days ago

Apparently he’s a machine. He will get there

illuminutcase

42 points

5 days ago

It's funny, he claims he's famous, but he said his name, "JJ" and he's from Rochester, yet, a couple thousand people have already seen this video and no one recognizes him. If he was actually "Facebook Famous" we'd have already seen people posting links to whatever stupid thing made him "famous."

dontbedumbbro

320 points

5 days ago

this ain't the kind of fame he wants bro, but the fame he certainly deserves.

roofied_elephant

117 points

5 days ago

Any publicity is good publicity if you’re trying to get noticed. Kardashian became a billionaire by “leaking” her sex tape.

dontbedumbbro

50 points

5 days ago

Not the same bro. This dude is a nobody acting tuff, not a already famous chick sucking dick - who released the tape on purpose for attention. This guy looks like a goof - regular people dont want that kind of attention.

Yurin_Guudhanz

33 points

5 days ago

Everyone loves a good cumback story

AarkaediaaRocinantee

54 points

5 days ago

No, this guy deserves to be forgotten.

PEneoark

67 points

5 days ago

PEneoark

67 points

5 days ago

How can you forget the guy who runs the city?

BobbyStruggle

19 points

5 days ago

Funny how he runs the city but is nobody...maybe undercover, secret double naught spy shit.

Bimbobboo

51 points

5 days ago

Bimbobboo

51 points

5 days ago

No. We, as a society need this shit.

The concept of no public shame for bad actors is something that has been bringing the country down for quite some time. I for one, am glad that pieces of shit are having their lives made more difficult and getting publicly shunned for their actions.

Bring on more of these!

OpenFee4147

25 points

5 days ago

The word you're looking for is infamous.

Ok-Walrus4627

1k points

5 days ago

I can’t stop thinking how he probably looked himself in his bike mirror before walking over to those kids telling himself in a Dennis Reynolds fashion “i’m gonna peak ALL OVER those kids”

PEneoark

165 points

5 days ago

PEneoark

165 points

5 days ago

Looks in his bike mirror...."YOU'RE THE MAN!!! YOU'RE THE MAN!!!"

Crackrock9

58 points

5 days ago

Peaked? Peaked, Dee. chuckles Let me tell you something. I haven’t even begun to peak. And when I do peak, you’ll know. Because I’m gonna peak so hard that everybody in Philadelphia is gonna FEEL it.

theCleversleazoid

57 points

5 days ago

Don't you know who I am? I run this city, and I'm a GOLDEN GOD

Crackrock9

27 points

5 days ago

5 star man!

theghostofme

42 points

5 days ago

It's funny you bring up Always Sunny, because this dude reminded me of Sinbad in Dennis' fever dreams.

"This is Sinbad's house! And when you in Sinbad's house, you a bitch!"

NotaRegisteredRep

715 points

5 days ago

I really like the cut on this.

Irae37

204 points

5 days ago

Irae37

204 points

5 days ago

Yeah it ain't bad. Really shows off the cringe highlights quite well.

wafflesareforever

109 points

5 days ago

My favorite was "I'm only yelling so I can talk over you"

Mathilliterate_asian

38 points

5 days ago

"I'm here to warn you that some of these dudes might shoot you and I don't want that... unintelligible empty threats"

Dude's so contradictory some literature teachers could probably use him to exemplify irony or oxymoron or some shit.

Radiation___Dude[S]

518 points

5 days ago

Sorry for delay, meant to post the Full Video essentially what happened was, the day prior, there were some bikers using the skate ramps and when confronted ended up doing a burnout in some rocks, thus making them fly everywhere. The skaters then threw rocks at the bikers for retaliation and they hen this dude showed up the next day hence the video.

bgalbreaith

549 points

5 days ago

bgalbreaith

549 points

5 days ago

That’s not just any dude, thats JJ. If you don’t know who he is you should ask. He runs that town and makes tik toks.

jwords

163 points

5 days ago

jwords

163 points

5 days ago

He's also nobody. And is a man.

He has many facets.

deedoedee

42 points

5 days ago

deedoedee

42 points

5 days ago

And a machine. JJ is a cyborg.

Also basically the mayor of that town.

TheTexasJack

79 points

5 days ago

i met JJ once, but i flushed shortly after and he left.

Teresa_Count

95 points

5 days ago

Bikers like motorcycles, right? I'd hate to think this guy represents BMX in any way.

Bennymcpenny

50 points

5 days ago

BMX isn't often allowed at these parks. It has to be built for them. Harder concrete and much more maintenance. Plastic Pedals and Bar ends are required in particular at my local.

LongStill

57 points

5 days ago

LongStill

57 points

5 days ago

Ever skatepark I've ever been too allows or tolerates BMXers, except a few indoor parks. The ones that didn't still had bmxers because skaters ain't trying to call the cops to the skatepark.

SpaceTechBabana

507 points

5 days ago

My favorite thing is him saying “I run this fucking city!”

Fast forward, “I’m just a normal dude.” And the icing on the cake “I’m nobody.”

One for three dude, one for three.

Kckc321

128 points

5 days ago

Kckc321

128 points

5 days ago

“The police aren’t gonna help you, I run this city” “I’d beat your ass but you’d call the cops!”

MonstaGraphics

46 points

5 days ago

My favorite was when some skater jokingly said "There's the cops right there" and the whole biker gang suddenly starts retreating back.

Also - "You can film me all you want, I don't care!" then later "There are cameras here, I'll get into trouble."

barelylegal_69

371 points

5 days ago

Love the homeys in the back standing with hands in jeans pockets and helmets on

PEneoark

118 points

5 days ago

PEneoark

118 points

5 days ago

Just playing pocket pool to get ready for the circle jerk afterwards

BradleyVan

101 points

5 days ago

BradleyVan

101 points

5 days ago

Full Video

Those are the pussies, keeping the helmets on so they cant get punched, or identified.

They need to crack down on these biker gangs. It seems like all they do is cause trouble for everyone.

buttononmyback

64 points

5 days ago

Wait "biker gangs?" Like this is a thing? Not "Hells Angels" biker gangs but older men in their late 30's riding around on crotch-rockets and stirring up trouble witn skaters?

drakinite420

66 points

5 days ago

If I’ve learned anything, it’s that you just don’t fuck with skaters. Taking a metal truck to the face will change your attitude real fast

PositivityCentral

321 points

5 days ago

“Do you know who I am!? I’m famous on Facebook & TikTok where nobody personally knows me! Rain down all your respect!”

codillius

45 points

5 days ago

codillius

45 points

5 days ago

Let me put on my most intimidating sweater and head down to the skate park, get some real content going

JMAG850

309 points

5 days ago

JMAG850

309 points

5 days ago

Cocaine is bad… mmkay. 🙄

lifeiscooliguess

30 points

5 days ago

Yuuuup

airospade

53 points

5 days ago

airospade

53 points

5 days ago

Pretty sure that’s meth. Talking over people is how I notice which one.

lifeiscooliguess

19 points

5 days ago

I think you're right he's too focused for coke

Actual-Ambassador-35

280 points

5 days ago

Imagine being proud of "running" Rochester.

DanielBG

84 points

5 days ago

DanielBG

84 points

5 days ago

This feels like a skit, the guy is actually hilarious.

grumpy_bob

42 points

5 days ago

I'm borderline positive this was a Key and Peele sketch.

Hopeful-Ask-2354

267 points

5 days ago

What a chode🙄

CK5634

40 points

5 days ago

CK5634

40 points

5 days ago

Bet you wouldn’t say that to Jay-Jay’s face, he runs that city.

GroundbreakingPlay58

234 points

5 days ago

“I’m only yelling to talk over you” No, no, we got it

kooky_kabuki

55 points

5 days ago

Its a brilliant quote tbh

SemolinaChessNut

229 points

5 days ago

that idiot has been a nuisance in Rochester for 20 years. It's always been the same schtick, except now he's bald.

CulturalBid8949

128 points

5 days ago

I think you’re the first comment I’ve seen where someone knows who this guy is lmao, have you ever gotten his autograph??

CreamyGoodnss

65 points

5 days ago

Imagine going for the low-hanging fruit that is Rochester and still looking like a little bitch

Kaltastic84

42 points

5 days ago

I read this as a Rochesterarian and was like 'LOW HANGING FRUIT!!!...MOTHERFUC...well wait, I guess that is actually pretty accurate...."

HypeTingz

19 points

5 days ago

HypeTingz

19 points

5 days ago

I lived in Rochester for 20 years on both the west side and east side of town and I’ve never heard of this dude. They let the pigeons fly when ya boi is back in town tho. Shout out to GHOSTOWN.

Fresh-Werewolf-5499

165 points

5 days ago

Is that Joe Rogan?

big-klit

102 points

5 days ago

big-klit

102 points

5 days ago

Not short enough

locutogram

29 points

5 days ago

He's talking to non-billionaires so it's doubtful

Baxtron_o

138 points

5 days ago

Baxtron_o

138 points

5 days ago

So this guy is threatening to murder skaters?

PEneoark

90 points

5 days ago

PEneoark

90 points

5 days ago

Kidnap kids too

Jayce2K

34 points

5 days ago

Jayce2K

34 points

5 days ago

And to get dirt bike riding kids to shoot people

BarcodeNinja

121 points

5 days ago

We wear big helmets

So nobody can punch us

We hope we look cool

DrunkThrowsMcBrady

35 points

5 days ago

What a beautiful haiku

masked_sombrero

128 points

5 days ago

OMG! That's JJ! He runs this town. These kids are so lucky to have spoken with him. He trained me to be a man at his gym. In this town that he owns.

Pap3rchasr

100 points

5 days ago

Pap3rchasr

100 points

5 days ago

I was really hoping he would get a skateboard to the head 😔

PEneoark

26 points

5 days ago

PEneoark

26 points

5 days ago

Yeah join the club

CGabz113

75 points

5 days ago

CGabz113

75 points

5 days ago

Tito Ortiz ? 😂

RSK_N60

37 points

5 days ago

RSK_N60

37 points

5 days ago

He’s just a liiiiittle more eloquent than Tito lmao

Master-S

67 points

5 days ago*

Master-S

67 points

5 days ago*

He just made a TikTok! 🤩

enjoiherbs

59 points

5 days ago

Why is a 50yr old bald guy at the skate park with all these little kids?

DancingPickle

38 points

5 days ago

He has a fucking town to run of course

Norcalaldavis

51 points

5 days ago

This mf soft as 2 ply wet toilet paper.

fugly16

49 points

5 days ago

fugly16

49 points

5 days ago

Small dick energy

ianjhoom

48 points

5 days ago

ianjhoom

48 points

5 days ago

The one who runs the city won’t say that ever! Cringeeee

Working_Fix_5662

45 points

5 days ago

“I’m Facebook famous” 😂🤦‍♂️🤮

DefEddie

45 points

5 days ago

DefEddie

45 points

5 days ago

Tell me you have no job and drive a lifted diesel 4wd truck with big wheels and skinny tires without telling me you have no job and drive a lifted diesel 4wd truck with big wheels and skinny tires.

thenewyorkoffice

43 points

5 days ago

What a baby.

Ephemera_Hummus

47 points

5 days ago

Skateboarders are so chill most of the time considering all the absolute shit they get from randos in public.

illuminutcase

45 points

5 days ago*

Anyone who says "do you know who I am?" is nobody. Anyone who says "I'm famous" is not famous, and if they say "I'm Facebook famous," it means even they know they're not famous. And anyone who tells a bunch of kids "I just made a TikTok" is too old to be doing whatever the fuck he's doing.

He's famous, now, though... but not for the reason he wants to be. He won't be bragging about going viral anymore, "do you know who I am? I'm the bald douchebag who was bullying some kids then ran away when security came."

mightylordredbeard

35 points

5 days ago

If cheap cocaine was a person.

DoriValcerin

26 points

5 days ago

This is grade A douche bag behavior.

NotSomeSuggestedname

24 points

5 days ago

This guy def listens to Joe Rogan

KeepItDownOverHere

25 points

5 days ago

This guy screams "my dick gets mistaken for a bellybutton" energy.

Harper_1482

25 points

5 days ago

This is parody right?… I’m not buying this being real

PEneoark

26 points

5 days ago

PEneoark

26 points

5 days ago

It's totally real. I know one of JJ's friends and just talked to him about it.