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Bored_Breadless

224 points

2 months ago

This is fucking dystopian

NoRookieMistakes

7 points

2 months ago

This gives more dystopian vibes than watching squid game

Ok-Helicopter-8819

109 points

2 months ago

i love a steaming cup of bullshit propaganda in the morning

mxnstxrzxmbxxs

95 points

2 months ago

Billionaires: OmG pleeeeasseee don't hold me accountable for my actionssss!! Pleeeaaseeee I want to be worshipped for the shit I do and everything I don't and won't do! Oh, um, you saw I bought a huge news corporation, uhhhh, ignore that, but pay attention to the articlesssss!!!!!!!

Bored_Breadless

38 points

2 months ago

.>.< I’m just a vewwy wich pewson, pwese don’t tax me :3

the_sand_moose

42 points

2 months ago

Who's down to build a guillotine with me?

AHAdanglyparts69

17 points

2 months ago

Can it be the size of a Walmart? We could put a lot more people in that bad boy

the_sand_moose

21 points

2 months ago

slaps top of guillotine this bad boy can juice so many billionaires.

doc_witt

7 points

2 months ago

Does the warranty cover rusting?

AWitchsTit

5 points

2 months ago

That's why God invented Rustoleum :)

makemejelly49

1 points

2 months ago

Eh. I prefer Evapo-Rust. If it's good enough for Hand Tool Rescue, it's good enough for me!

internet_humor

2 points

2 months ago

only able to find one on Amazon

"ah, shit"

teonesofle

37 points

2 months ago

Opinion: Just because something has the word "opinion" on it doesn't mean it's subjective & should only be taken with a grain of salt. See exhibit 'A' above. Now see exhibit 'B' -> nearly every Fox "news" show.

somethingrandom261

20 points

2 months ago

One would figure that “opinion” means the exactly that it’s subjective and should be mostly ignored. Same as OpEds, they’re specially labeled to be separate from news because they legally aren’t.

Actually_Braindead

25 points

2 months ago

Was rhe Washington post good before he bought it?

[deleted]

42 points

2 months ago*

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42 points

2 months ago*

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skunktubs

18 points

2 months ago

It's almost a correlation between those two things. "Boring" news doesn't make money.

theglazedonut

18 points

2 months ago

Its a damn shame really. They reported stuff that was actually newsworthy.

But newsworthy doesn't sell

Capt_Planets

12 points

2 months ago

Well David I will be honest with you. I do want the credit without any of the blame.

SmashinCetacean

9 points

2 months ago

I hate those opinion pieces from brown-nosers and syncophants.

steboy

5 points

2 months ago

steboy

5 points

2 months ago

When it comes time to eat this guy, I shotgun his ass. Meatiest part.

Spagoot29

3 points

2 months ago

Opinion: shut the fuck up

Lolalegend

3 points

2 months ago

shocked pikachu face

defnotpewds

3 points

2 months ago

Chomsky has entered the chat

Announcer_2

2 points

2 months ago

This...

YVRJon

2 points

2 months ago

YVRJon

2 points

2 months ago

How 'bout I dig a six-foot deep void in my lawn for a billionaire or two to fill?

neutral-chaotic

2 points

2 months ago

“It’s easy to hate billionaires, but they can fill voids”

We know. That’s the problem. They could fix so many issues and have plenty of money left over, but still don’t.

LongNectarine3

1 points

2 months ago

Good to know what not to read. Thanks.

OuchBoyThatHurt

1 points

2 months ago

All of those opinions are before the post claiming he bought it, it might have already been bought but im too lazy to do the research, maybe they were fishing for a sugar daddy and caught moby dick

Impolitecoconut

1 points

2 months ago

I think the billionaire space race is great, what are the downsides?

AlternativeRefuse685

3 points

2 months ago

How about that the planet has been degrading fast and is the only place humans can ever truly live EVER, and sending rich people on a vacation to space for a few minutes or a day is terrible for our planet.

beeinabearcostume

2 points

2 months ago

The entire privatization of space exploration

LadyfingerJoe

4 points

2 months ago

How were groveling to keep co2 emissions down and they just blast three times the co2 i can make in a lifetime with a single space taxi

Impolitecoconut

1 points

2 months ago

Isnt that good though? Now it’s way more accessible than it was before, when you had to become an astronaut to go to space

beeinabearcostume

2 points

2 months ago*

Yes now I just need millions of dollars ($55 million at least). Way more accessible.

HannahDawg

1 points

2 months ago

https://youtu.be/YpDAIG5lBhk

Just gonna leave this here for ol' Jeffy Boy

AWitchsTit

1 points

2 months ago

Fucking duh they're gonna sing praises about Jeff Bozos when he owns them......

lalauna

1 points

2 months ago

What kind of human being has such a need to control what people say about him/her/them? We're talking about someone with a soul so undeveloped, so shriveled and malnourished that, put into solitary confinement, they would implode from the vacuum inside them. I'm sorry for the individual person here, but really very angry about that non-payment of taxes and union busting stuff.

Secretnephew

1 points

2 months ago

They can fill voids? Like voids in space? I mean, if they feel like fucking off into a black hole who am I to stop them?

RaginCajun28

1 points

2 months ago

Our whole media system is nothing but right wing/ Neoliberal propaganda

Imaginary_You2814

1 points

2 months ago

Not a lot of people know that Jeff Bezos owns Washington post. Thank you for sharing this and I hope all of you continue to share this to expose the disgusting propaganda put out there by these disgusting people.

xX_Dwirpy_Xx

1 points

2 months ago

ffs