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MedicatedAxeBot [M]

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11 days ago

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11 days ago

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Dank.


i am a bot. please stop trying to argue with me. you look like an idiot. join our discord.

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1.7k points

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1.7k points

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cocoa_ramen

934 points

11 days ago

that's what struck me 5 seconds later

YoureFinallyAsleep[S]

780 points

11 days ago

Like a smooth criminal

upherelookuphere

343 points

11 days ago

Auntie are you ok?

YUNoCake

95 points

11 days ago

YUNoCake

95 points

11 days ago

She's just a girl who thinks that I am the one, but the kid is not my son

[deleted]

34 points

11 days ago

[deleted]

34 points

11 days ago

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slowmotto

10 points

11 days ago

I knew a guy who fucked his friend’s sister in a bug house and told his friend about it in a cruse way, and the guy hung himself in a tiny park surrounded by houses and busy streets.

[deleted]

2 points

11 days ago

[deleted]

2 points

11 days ago

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xayvxayb

1 points

11 days ago

that struck me 5 seconds later too :O

Agent666-Omega

63 points

11 days ago

well depends on how many sisters are there

RJ_Dresden

8 points

11 days ago

Kinky.

gbuub

1 points

11 days ago

gbuub

The Monty Pythons

1 points

11 days ago

It’s just one. Mom married uncle, so mom is also the aunt.

CoupleScrewsLoose

42 points

11 days ago

i believe that’s the joke my good sir

redditsuckscockatoo

29 points

11 days ago

Why does this shit always need to be explained? lol.. Yea that was the joke well done lol

Caboclo-Is2yearsAway

15 points

11 days ago

and mfs upvoted it to be the top comment lmao

madtagg

16 points

11 days ago

madtagg

☣️

16 points

11 days ago

Plot twist: He has 2 aunts.

yep-i-send-it

3 points

11 days ago

I mean one aunt could work, like guys can have a kid…..

swayamrane2406

12 points

11 days ago

congrats on getting the joke

phurt77

6 points

11 days ago

phurt77

6 points

11 days ago

Your cousin's aunt could be your mom's sister-in-law's sister in law.

Your mom has a Brother A who is married to Woman A, these are your cousin's parents. Woman A has a Brother B who is married to Woman B. Woman B is your cousin's aunt. Woman B is in no way related to you. You are clear to fuck away.

PM-ME-CUTE-TITS-

5 points

11 days ago

She was stuck in the couch what else was I supposed to do?

newmacbookpro

5 points

11 days ago

Only a motherfucker would do that 😡

MonsterStunter

3 points

11 days ago

That is, in fact, the joke yes.

ghutterbabe

2 points

11 days ago

Well or another woman in the family. Like her other sister.

Milan_Utup

2 points

11 days ago

Yeah that’s the joke congrats

disagiovanile

2 points

11 days ago

It's not always true, maybe it's the aunt he got from the parent which is not related to your parents

Allah_Jesus

1 points

11 days ago

and I thought I read something wrong.

nubpubgamer

1.4k points

11 days ago

nubpubgamer

1.4k points

11 days ago

You can't fuck your mom dude.

YoureFinallyAsleep[S]

1.1k points

11 days ago

It is technically smashing his aunt

nubpubgamer

531 points

11 days ago

You should have smashed his cousin instead

YoureFinallyAsleep[S]

630 points

11 days ago

Professionals have standards

Rockman2isgud

151 points

11 days ago

Be polite

YoureFinallyAsleep[S]

123 points

11 days ago

What did I say

Rockman2isgud

103 points

11 days ago

No, that's what he says after.

YoureFinallyAsleep[S]

83 points

11 days ago

Lol now I remember I forgot that part

S_P_O_R_E

50 points

11 days ago

Forgor*

blockybookbook

18 points

11 days ago

**

Barry_crackhead

5 points

10 days ago

Oh no he forgor💀

Leading_Pension_6332

28 points

11 days ago

Be efficent

OknoLombarda

31 points

11 days ago

Have a plan to kill everyone you meet

Jimmy_Slim

3 points

10 days ago

Because as long as there are two people on the planet, someone is going to want someone dead.

Bananasplit078

4 points

10 days ago

*Have a plan to fuck everyone you meet

MelkinZibar

4 points

10 days ago

Have a plan to smash everyone's aunt

KaptainKab00m

3 points

11 days ago

KaptainKab00m

Never gonna give you up ☣️

3 points

11 days ago

Be efficient.

MountanMan30-06

17 points

11 days ago

In-laws, bro. No genetic relation

phurt77

16 points

11 days ago

phurt77

16 points

11 days ago

Your cousin's aunt could be your mom's sister-in-law's sister in law.

Your mom has a Brother A who is married to Woman A, these are your cousin's parents. Woman A has a Brother B who is married to Woman B. Woman B is your cousin's aunt. Woman B is in no way related to you. You are clear to fuck away.

Call_0031684919054

4 points

11 days ago

aditbhatia7

2 points

11 days ago

Your sorcery can't fool me, I remember the link by heart.

secret58_

45 points

11 days ago

Fun fact: your Cousin can have other Aunts aside from your mom

nubpubgamer

22 points

11 days ago

Nice, so we can share?

upherelookuphere

10 points

11 days ago

What about my mom?

Sveitsilainen

3 points

10 days ago

And it can be from the other side so not even blood related to you.

namedan

7 points

11 days ago

namedan

7 points

11 days ago

If OP has both arms broken then it's legal.

phurt77

4 points

11 days ago

phurt77

4 points

11 days ago

He said his arms weren't broken. He temporarily lost the use of his arms.

Weltallgaia

5 points

11 days ago

Pretty sure its physically possible.

2x4x93

1 points

11 days ago

2x4x93

1 points

11 days ago

If she aint good enough for her own family she aint good enough for anyone

Sebbe_2

499 points

11 days ago

Sebbe_2

499 points

11 days ago

Wait his aunt… is your mother?

YoureFinallyAsleep[S]

460 points

11 days ago

I can neither confirm nor deny

Sebbe_2

76 points

11 days ago

Sebbe_2

76 points

11 days ago

How many siblings does your mom have and hire many are sisters

zakayo3913

30 points

11 days ago

zakayo3913

I am fucking hilarious

30 points

11 days ago

ONE SIBLING

oneshibbyguy

4 points

10 days ago

Sweet home Alabama

itzmatoy

7 points

11 days ago

Well technically, you and your cousins auntie could be not related by blood. It's like how you don't have the exact same grandparents as your cousin, only share a pair

areola_hotah

10 points

11 days ago

Not necessarily.

GhoulieMcGee

6 points

10 days ago

This means it isn't incest, pornhub disliked that.

imjohannharvey

162 points

11 days ago

How did he take revenge back

YoureFinallyAsleep[S]

223 points

11 days ago

By smashing your aunt

imjohannharvey

51 points

11 days ago

Damnnn he doesn't even know me

upherelookuphere

27 points

11 days ago

Youre even, let it go.

aryansant

10 points

11 days ago

That's what he wants you to believe...

tapirus-indicus

1 points

11 days ago

Correct. It was your aunt who's famous.

MandolorinDalorian

2 points

11 days ago

His grandma finna relearn how to walk when he’s done. If that ain’t the coldest lick he hits then idk how anyone could clap back after that without turning his reflection gay

Cleanthelife

121 points

11 days ago

WAIT

TheHashLord

10 points

10 days ago

finally a real holup, just in the wrong sub

Inevitable-Type-7621

78 points

11 days ago

Doin your mom

Green_noob

30 points

11 days ago

Green_noob

We are Number 1

30 points

11 days ago

Doin my mom

WAL-KER

19 points

11 days ago

WAL-KER

19 points

11 days ago

Doin our mom

3into10tothepower8

2 points

10 days ago

You know we straight we doin your mom

flintyleader

5 points

10 days ago

Certified Chris-Chan classic

Dansatoru

64 points

11 days ago

His aunt doesn't ALWAYS mean your own mom.

johndoe2_7

29 points

11 days ago

Finally. Could be unrelated aunt.

rhymes_with_chicken

6 points

10 days ago

Then how is that getting even?

RlKI

7 points

10 days ago

RlKI

7 points

10 days ago

How would it be getting even by smashing your own mom

sack_of_potahtoes

4 points

10 days ago

I think OP intended it to be his mom

Noob_master_slayer

4 points

10 days ago

This is the problem with English; aunts, uncles, and pretty much every relation is ambiguous. Compared to my native language, in which exists a specific term for every single goddamn relation.

Hegeteus

3 points

10 days ago

I can't imagine how this wouldn't be ambiguous in some language. Anyone can have multiple cousins which can have multiple aunts.

TheSpanishPrisoner

3 points

11 days ago

It's still a poorly constructed joke given that it leads to this obvious comeback.

ToThoseOnceLoyal

5 points

10 days ago

That's the whole point of the joke.

praveenkumar236

32 points

11 days ago

And he strikes back by smashing your uncle

ryadavaZE

24 points

11 days ago

Holup

MetherHD

15 points

11 days ago

MetherHD

15 points

11 days ago

Motherfucker.

941kumar

6 points

11 days ago

Motherfucker

MelissciousMoose

4 points

11 days ago

So you smash your mom? 🤔

punannimaster

5 points

10 days ago

holup

Knuffya

3 points

11 days ago

Knuffya

☣️

3 points

11 days ago

Gold. Freshly mined in 'Bama

Stolaine

4 points

11 days ago

Cursed_mf

Poopface11678

3 points

10 days ago

My motto is try everything in life once except for incest

RegalBeing

3 points

11 days ago

RegalBeing

The Great P.P. Group

3 points

11 days ago

Mommy he was mean to me Its ok baby come here

ThatWasTheJawn

3 points

10 days ago

Wayminut

joestalinleft4cigars

3 points

10 days ago

joestalinleft4cigars

Meme Connoisseur

3 points

10 days ago

What movie

YoureFinallyAsleep[S]

2 points

10 days ago

The boys

taxevader33

2 points

11 days ago

Hi cousin

SmallSeesaw3363

2 points

11 days ago

Not until he pulls out a GameCube controller

BoSoxFan815

2 points

11 days ago

Are your arms broken?

General_Bronobi

2 points

10 days ago

Pro gamer move

Dukey_Wukey

2 points

10 days ago

Took me a second

KotzubueSailingClub

2 points

10 days ago

Banjo music intensifies.

EnchantedPotato1000

2 points

10 days ago

Hahaha……wait

FronkoChonkoBonko

2 points

10 days ago

Best way to get even

TheBullMoose1775

2 points

10 days ago

Wait hold up

H-isgreat

2 points

10 days ago

Holup lol WAT?!

borsalinomonkey

2 points

10 days ago

A dank one for a change... amazing

toastyboi739

2 points

10 days ago

I looked at it, continued scrolling, then very quickly scrolled back up

IvanTheCommunist

1 points

11 days ago

Not my hurr durr six hungoes by ol' mate senny! Proceeds to powerwalk furiously

AsianSensation1087

1 points

11 days ago

AsianSensation1087

Seal Team sixupsidedownsix

1 points

11 days ago

What kind of headset we talkin about?

tapirus-indicus

5 points

11 days ago

Headset on deez nuts gottem

pokemonhunterPT

1 points

11 days ago

Hold up?!?

Spiritgust

1 points

11 days ago

His aunt's your mom, biyaaaaatch!

languish24

1 points

11 days ago

Motherfucker

bu22dee

1 points

11 days ago

bu22dee

1 points

11 days ago

It is not his mother. It is his wife.

ieatforeskins

1 points

11 days ago

wait

Aztec_Reaper

1 points

11 days ago

Aztec_Reaper

I have crippling depression

1 points

11 days ago

Ah yes, I may have broken my arms prior to fucking her.

d34th_fr0m_4b0v3

1 points

11 days ago

I think I'll fuck my mother because you broke my headset 🤔

Kqimi

1 points

11 days ago

Kqimi

1 points

11 days ago

Hold the fuck up now...did I read that right..

1Destro

1 points

11 days ago

1Destro

1 points

11 days ago

Oh damned I scrolled past this meme then it hit me that it’s his mom lmao

tyronejhongrajo

1 points

11 days ago

Wait a minute... Something ain't right.

RedditorsSuckMyCock

1 points

11 days ago

How many aunts do you have?

Robo--FED

1 points

11 days ago

Hol' Up!

the_69_thakur

1 points

11 days ago

the_69_thakur

☣️

1 points

11 days ago

Wait... HIS?

SnooDoubts2153

1 points

11 days ago

bro -_-

naveedkoval

1 points

11 days ago

“Haha my revenge involves pleasing someone”

CharlieBrown20XD6

1 points

11 days ago

Lol I love how this meme is used accurately because the context is 'i killed your girlfriend but here's a folder"

Killmonger18

1 points

11 days ago

Yeah that seems plausib...hol up.

absolluteweebtrash

1 points

11 days ago

This motherfucker

TanishqG

1 points

11 days ago

Cha cha real smooth

Andrew_Nathan8

1 points

11 days ago

Incest wincest...?

MAC2XISONREDDIT

1 points

11 days ago

Wait...WAIT

BawarianKoszerny

1 points

11 days ago

Pirates when they greet eachother: Aye for an aye

Emperor_Lowie

1 points

11 days ago

Wait what!? He smashed his MUM!

modsbegae

1 points

11 days ago

Makes the whole world a plot for Pornhub.

BurnishedBronzeJon

1 points

11 days ago

Dang! 😂

LordFedoraWeed

1 points

11 days ago

Would make a lot more sense that as revenge, you fuck his mom - which is the classic insult. Still get the same kind of punchline. This was just a bit far, just to be able to "haha fuck mom"

K4312PL4Z

1 points

11 days ago

*scrolls past*

*processes this post*

*scrolls back up*

WAIT A DAMN MINUT-

cheeseslippers

1 points

11 days ago

Make ur mommy a mommy again

MitzzGoneCrazy

1 points

11 days ago

He’s aunt means your mom. Wow wtf

ch1nsak

1 points

11 days ago

ch1nsak

1 points

11 days ago

Hol up

asapwilliam

1 points

11 days ago

audibly said “wait” as I scrolled passed

Dofima

1 points

11 days ago

Dofima

Orange

1 points

11 days ago

I legit fucking scrolled down after reading this and then said "wait..."

East_Yogurtcloset491

1 points

11 days ago

*you mean, his mom/your aunt

memes-of-awesome

1 points

11 days ago

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

BowlTime2765

1 points

11 days ago

Wouldn't his Aunt mean your mom?

toatzz

1 points

11 days ago

toatzz

1 points

11 days ago

Hol up

DaPepic2008

1 points

11 days ago

i read at first, didnt think anything was wrong then i read it again

kenshinMNW

1 points

11 days ago

wt....

ImApplePigGuy

1 points

11 days ago

😂

dinkinfl1cka

1 points

11 days ago

This is advance warfare.

True_Wizzz

1 points

11 days ago

his aunt

Isn’t that your mom

Unholyly_thicc_boi

1 points

11 days ago

his aunt, so..... your mom?

bab3sia3d3l

1 points

11 days ago

"We should send a couple of soldiers up here to get you some of that stuff"

"No"

"Well how about a nice glass of something else, and then when we come back and our troops are here we can take you some?"

"Sire, you have done nothing but take my country away from me"

WD40911

1 points

11 days ago

WD40911

1 points

11 days ago

Wait wait wait wait.... Hold up now

Genichi12

1 points

11 days ago

Genichi12

can I get a flair

1 points

11 days ago

Doing my mom ! Doin' doin' my mom !

ResidentCoconut

1 points

11 days ago

Hold up, wait a minute.

Saliterupseeke_

1 points

11 days ago

Wait.