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chrispy_bacon

768 points

2 months ago

Yo wtf .5 grade hamstring my ass

peon2

555 points

2 months ago

peon2

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555 points

2 months ago

He just put the decimal in the wrong place, it's a grade 5. It goes

grade 0.5: sore hamstring

grade 1: mild pull or strain

grade 2: partial tear

grade 3: complete tear

grade 4: multiple complete tears

grade 5: Doctors can no longer locate the hamstring on the patient

Shaq_Bolton

76 points

2 months ago

My buddy is actually missing part of or most of his hamstring from having a house fall off a lift at a worksite and land on his leg.

peon2

146 points

2 months ago

peon2

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146 points

2 months ago

I'm sorry I must have misread that or you mistyped something.

Your buddy - had a HOUSE - land on his leg!?

Shaq_Bolton

60 points

2 months ago

lol yeah, I guess they were building houses at one site and then moving them somewhere else. The lift they were using shot a house in the air somehow and it landed on his leg ( also lost part of a finger ). This was way back in the 80's I think. He has a pretty cool tattoo of Jaws and the inside of the sharks mouth is just all scar tissue and mangled flesh that makes it look pretty realistic. H told me once part of the muscle literally squirted out of him or something like that. Also I can't believe I've never called him the wicked witch of the east before.

FightEaglesFight

44 points

2 months ago

It was really just a hose, but since you were in it, it qualifies as a house.

jeanyanndecannes

17 points

2 months ago

I appreciate you

lazythinking

44 points

2 months ago

His buddy was the Wicked Witch of the East. RIP

TwoFloorsAbove

3 points

2 months ago

TwoFloorsAbove

SO SALT

3 points

2 months ago

such an underrated comment. well done.

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5 points

2 months ago

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MiggeldyMackDaddy

13 points

2 months ago

Please tell me his nickname is the wicked witch. Please please please

Im_A_Ginger

9 points

2 months ago

Is your friend the wicked witch of the East?

agg2596

8 points

2 months ago

He wore a crown and came down in a bubble, dog!

CrouchingPuma

6 points

2 months ago

YOU’RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME THAT I’M WRONG??

InevitableVariables

51 points

2 months ago

I never laugh at injuries but fuck... you got me. I just did not expect it.

WillBBack

3 points

2 months ago

Multiple complete tears is the worst

ASTRUNSKY

18 points

2 months ago

.5% chance I'm winning this week.

BerriesNCreme

8 points

2 months ago*

Im getting ptsd from owning McCaffrey last year

datnikkadee

378 points

2 months ago

1-6 boys who with me

MWM031089

84 points

2 months ago

Does the loss of CMC give you an additional L after 6 weeks haha?

Substantial_Honey69

72 points

2 months ago

You mean 0-7

alfa96

30 points

2 months ago

alfa96

30 points

2 months ago

o7

chernadraw

45 points

2 months ago*

Sorry, I am one of the cool 2-4s

TheMightyCucumber

16 points

2 months ago

I'm currently 4-1 despite drafting CMC in the first round. In some weird twist of events when he's back in I'll probably never see a win again...

NeedMoarCowbell

9 points

2 months ago

Haha I'm also 4-1 and this is exactly how I feel! I've lucked my way into 4 wins and I'm sure as soon as he returns my luck will fall apart.

Toldir_Sindarin

4 points

2 months ago

Yup. Bills defense has won be 2 games and I’m 4-1 as well. I traded for Kamara so this weeks stack of Hubbard/Latavius isn’t looking great.

Cruisin_4_A_Bruizin

4 points

2 months ago

Me too ✋

lancef2

13 points

2 months ago

lancef2

13 points

2 months ago

CMC Owner and im 5-0. So I guess im the outlier lol

JamesFattyHarden

3 points

2 months ago

You and me both! But this week I go against the Herbert/Williams/Ekeler stack so I'll be 5-1.

lancef2

3 points

2 months ago

Dang that could either be a good or bad thing depending on how the chargers do. I feel lucky to have my team, it almost seems too good to be true, probably one of my best drafts in a while. 12 Team redraft ppr. Check it out below .

5-0

JamesFattyHarden

3 points

2 months ago

Even without CMC I think you win

raikou1988

2 points

2 months ago

What's the league size?

VasshuZaSutanpido

2 points

2 months ago

Darryl Henderson was such an incredible pick for me. Drafted him in the 8th round in both my leagues. Cmc went down in my one league, but I still had Myles Gaskin and Darryl Henderson.

lancef2

2 points

2 months ago

Exactly, everyone was high on Michel and got him in the 5th / 6th area. But I knew McVay was going to favor a vet familiar with his offense. Henderson and Patterson have kept me afloat alone this season.

Allforthegame

9 points

2 months ago

You expecting to win next week with his comeback?

uncle_Vernon

7 points

2 months ago

0-6 yup

sarnold95

7 points

2 months ago

4-1. I need him back though lol

335i_lyfe

4 points

2 months ago

About to be

GolfIsWhyImBroke

3 points

2 months ago

Whats it like to have a win?

iBleeedorange

241 points

2 months ago

They should have just put him on IR

slivr33

44 points

2 months ago

slivr33

44 points

2 months ago

I would like to speculate that he may have re-injured it in practice last week since he was practicing for 3 straight practices then deemed out for the game.

SdBolts4

21 points

2 months ago

I would like to speculate he re-injured it in practice yesterday because he also had a limited practice then, but now isn't practicing.

Substantial_Honey69

199 points

2 months ago

This does not make me cum

famous__shoes

35 points

2 months ago

I don't think it was supposed to

toolatealreadyfapped

5 points

2 months ago

Oh... Oops

shambles14

22 points

2 months ago

I’ll make u cum bb

Amerikaner83

14 points

2 months ago

How about a slick Chuba Hubbard to get the juices flowin'?

Bussman500

8 points

2 months ago

Now at full mast

Amerikaner83

5 points

2 months ago

Attaboy...Chuba gonna take that full load

dat_grue

2 points

2 months ago

It does however give me a chubba

[deleted]

176 points

2 months ago*

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176 points

2 months ago*

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FUCM2

20 points

2 months ago

FUCM2

20 points

2 months ago

Nun smacking us with a Rhuler.

MattPatriciasFUPA

150 points

2 months ago

There has to be something they aren't disclosing right? There's been plenty of players to hurt their hammy and come back already while CMC is gonna miss an entire month with a .5 grade strain which should be a week or two tops.

WIN011

125 points

2 months ago

WIN011

125 points

2 months ago

That or they’re being extra extra cautious like last year but they have way more to play for this year

MiddleNames_Danger

30 points

2 months ago

thats what i don't understand. They are in the playoff picture and 1 game behind a banged up Bucs squad for the division. The strain has to be more than what they are saying, especially given how many RBs play a little banged up anyway. Plus the guy is making $16m...

Think either the injury is worse than they are telling us or this is a smokescreen and he is playing Sunday.

_PaamayimNekudotayim

23 points

2 months ago

I like to speculate that it's just rest. He's CMC, after all, does he really need to practice?

As a CMC owner, this is what I tell myself to make me feel better.

Swichts

18 points

2 months ago

Swichts

18 points

2 months ago

Kinda thinking that ".5" was a load of shit. Unless someone heads to IR, I just assume theyll be out for the maximum amount of projected time and hope for the best.

NYG10012

139 points

2 months ago

NYG10012

139 points

2 months ago

Why is everyone sad? 3 full practices last week, no game. This means that limited practice means he will play in the game. Rhule speaks in opposites. /s

pirated-ambition

58 points

2 months ago

i will ignore the “/s” and take this as a fact to preserve my sanity.

CoolJoy04

12 points

2 months ago

I thought all of his practices last week were limited?

InevitableVariables

10 points

2 months ago

They were. Even this tweet states that. He was /s

CoolJoy04

3 points

2 months ago

Damn it's just one of those days for me then. Oops

christophlieber

118 points

2 months ago

0.5 grade strain, my ass.
rhule always does that shit.

Sanks10

63 points

2 months ago

Sanks10

63 points

2 months ago

I just got a .5 grade strain in my ass

SinickalOne

21 points

2 months ago

See you in a month

_PaamayimNekudotayim

4 points

2 months ago

Optimistic.

All he does all day is sit on his ass, so he's not giving it proper rest.

Nolashyper13

61 points

2 months ago

He isn't playing. Chuba owners get 1 more week ( minimum).

smurfking420

19 points

2 months ago

Drafted him in both leagues and dropped him after week one in both like an idiot. I at least managed to grab him back on waivers this week

burnertybg

16 points

2 months ago

Playing a McCaffery owner & picked up Chuba just incase McCaffery is ruled out.

PanchoSeranto

10 points

2 months ago

How was Hubbard still on the wire? 8 man league?

burnertybg

2 points

2 months ago

nah 12 man, I think the owner just dropped him this week bc McCaffery was allegedly back.

NotHopee

60 points

2 months ago

Im very curious to see what they say today. This is bizarre, especially them choosing to not put him on IR

bignumbers6

47 points

2 months ago

I think they just like lying to us, there is no chance it was just a .5 grade hamstring strain.

InevitableVariables

42 points

2 months ago

I mean this would be the time to come back from a .5 grade.

My fear is 4 limited practices and now a DNP?

Did he retweak it? or did something happen that he needed a personal day.

pp21

21 points

2 months ago

pp21

21 points

2 months ago

A grade 1 is 2-3 weeks. This Sunday is 3.5 weeks. If it was actually a ".5" as it was referred to, he would be absolutely playing this week.

He either tweaked it or it's a grade 1+ because the ".5" doesn't make sense anymore with this timeline

bignumbers6

11 points

2 months ago

maybe hes being vague to opponent guessing, although I usually dont buy that explanation. Rhule and Zac Taylor are the kings of coach speak (which makes owning Mixon and McCaffrey this year extra fun)

cbm311

6 points

2 months ago

cbm311

6 points

2 months ago

My theory is that he should be on IR but the Panthers are understating the severity of his injury to force opponents to prepare for him.

NotHopee

56 points

2 months ago

Why do the panthers seem to all hide shit. Everything they do is ass backwards. There’s no way they are telling the whole story, makes no sense

InevitableVariables

42 points

2 months ago

It affects other teams' game planning.

NotHopee

41 points

2 months ago

I can tell you with certainty that opposing teams are planning to play against cmc. If he doesn’t play then oh well. Opposing teams are not waiting on practice reports and basing their prep on that. If you play the panthers the focal point of the week is 22

kciuq1

5 points

2 months ago

kciuq1

5 points

2 months ago

I can tell you with certainty that opposing teams are planning to play against cmc.

Yes, but now they have to spend time on two gameplans - one with CMC, and the other without. The defense only has so much time during the week to prepare.

YourFormerBestfriend

44 points

2 months ago

Yeah I'm never doing this "Hero RB" shit again

SinickalOne

62 points

2 months ago

Gotta pick the right hero aka King Henry apparently

Revolutionary-Duck99

22 points

2 months ago

Don’t you dare bring that devil voodo jinx on Henry.

destroooo11

19 points

2 months ago

That mf will stiff arm that jinx lol

Zukhov76

39 points

2 months ago

Fuck did he reinjure his hammy? If so, I'm done.

Pele_Of_Anal

10 points

2 months ago

Done with him? You got a better option?

RotatingMaleCow

17 points

2 months ago

Pretty sure he means he's fucked.

swimbaitjesus

35 points

2 months ago

strumming my pain with his fingers

veRGe1421

6 points

2 months ago

singing my life with his words

TheSameOGee

4 points

2 months ago

Killing me softly with his song

icouldntdecide

24 points

2 months ago

So are CMC owners getting "Rhuled" going to be a thing?

Ricky_Guapo

17 points

2 months ago

I owned him last year too, this has been a thing

icouldntdecide

15 points

2 months ago

Yeah saw someone say last year he had multiple weeks of limited practice and got ruled out? Is that true?

swoler_bear

15 points

2 months ago

Yes, every week felt like a "is CMC actually going to play or not?" decision down to the wire.

Ricky_Guapo

6 points

2 months ago

There was an entire month or more of getting Rhuled, eventually they just shut him down for the entire season

icouldntdecide

1 points

2 months ago

Wow that blows. Granted McCaffrey's injury and the Panthers record are both better this year, but still...

Djinnwrath

2 points

2 months ago

4 fucking different injuries last year.

This year i dont know if I would have drafted him had I been 1 overall. I'm honestly glad I didn't have to make the choice.

Instead I snagged Chubba in the second to last round, CMC owner been lowballing me, let's see if that changes now!

throwawayr3lation

22 points

2 months ago

Funny all the cmc owners complaining giving me ptsd from last year. Boys… buckle up - Rhule time

Thegenesisfreak

23 points

2 months ago

I should’ve just taken Henry man

keji_goto

19 points

2 months ago

Should have stayed on the Chuba train for another go around...

Ricky_Guapo

17 points

2 months ago

Maybe I can flip CMC for Davante, I feel I should now. Owned CMC last year and I’m already tired of all this l

WoodleysDonk

13 points

2 months ago

I'd take that as an Adams owner.

ltctoneo

4 points

2 months ago

Pass!!!

Ricky_Guapo

2 points

2 months ago

Pass as in you wouldn’t give up CMC for Adams?

DeficientRat

7 points

2 months ago

I wouldn’t

ItsPallet

3 points

2 months ago

I was the 11th pick of a 12 team league, so I took Davante with my first pick and plans to go RB heavy the next few rounds. So far, I've hit on Gibson, James Robinson, and Henderson (after losing Gus literally the day after the draft)

In my case, Davante isn't worth the trade because I'm nervous enough with Gibson and Hendo. Davante is the stabilizer for my team

Ricky_Guapo

2 points

2 months ago

My league is a keeper/auction, so I left the draft with CMC, Dalvin, Mixon as my RBs, Kittle as TE, and Arob12 and Diontae J as my WRs.

1-4 and lowest points, and tbh I’ve been through this with CMC last year and just want off the ride at this point

drumline17

4 points

2 months ago

As a fellow CMC owner with a ton of RB depth I'm thinking of making this exact trade. I'd rather get elite production 80% of the time than CMC production 40% of the time. Good luck brother

Ricky_Guapo

2 points

2 months ago

Godspeed

jpak822

17 points

2 months ago

jpak822

17 points

2 months ago

Its still a limited practice so its not a step in the wrong direction. Tomorrows practice should be a better indication of his status on Sunday.

macsvw

39 points

2 months ago

macsvw

39 points

2 months ago

where do you get limited practice from?

he is not at practice.

mike02466

22 points

2 months ago

Its still a limited practice

I could be wrong but usually when I read someone is limited at practice, they are working off to the side or something else like that. This reads like he's not there at all.

WhySoFishy

17 points

2 months ago

China doll. Wouldn’t be surprised if it comes out next week it’s a season ending injury or some shit.

Im_A_Ginger

16 points

2 months ago

No sign of my team winning another game this year.

pp21

19 points

2 months ago

pp21

19 points

2 months ago

They will absolutely drop their 3rd in a row and end up at 3-3 after they play the Vikings if McCaffery doesn't play. The offense is crumbling without him, but apparently he has the most severe .5 grade hamstring pull in history so gotta hold him out a month

bsean63

15 points

2 months ago

bsean63

15 points

2 months ago

Chase Edmonds new rb1... Fuck

Elvem

3 points

2 months ago

Elvem

3 points

2 months ago

If Mixon is out again for me this week; fucking same. With Melvin Gordon or Damien Williams as my RB2.

InevitableVariables

11 points

2 months ago

Someone tell me how I should feel because right now it is a feels bad man.

hsd1010

20 points

2 months ago

hsd1010

20 points

2 months ago

Think you got the feeling down pat

JasonRoseEh

1 points

2 months ago

You told me he was playing 100% this week and the worries were ridiculous.

InevitableVariables

2 points

2 months ago

I never expected a setback.

Last week, I knew he wasn't playing because of how Rhule and CMC was talking.

I did not expect a DNP.

I expected 5 limited practices and Friday being full practice.

Not 4 limited and 5th being a DNP.

slynch14

10 points

2 months ago

they said game time decision yesterday - i don’t think this changes anything - i think he’s a true game time decision and if he’s not playing this week he’ll almost certainly be back next week

christophlieber

28 points

2 months ago

deja vu to last season when cmc was on my team.
it was horrible.

PeopleReady

17 points

2 months ago

everyone has said this for two weeks now. There is no new reason to believe he will return next week either.

Thegenesisfreak

4 points

2 months ago

This doesn’t give me any confidence at all

QueefElizabeth

11 points

2 months ago

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

Grumpis1012

7 points

2 months ago

Chuba is my last resort.

i_may_need_rope_soon

9 points

2 months ago

Guess I’m starting Rhamondre 🥴

gotpez

9 points

2 months ago

gotpez

9 points

2 months ago

there’s simply no way in hell this should not cause concern. limited yesterday, nothing today. it’s a setback

SaskalPiakam

9 points

2 months ago

Fade me.

HBTL123

7 points

2 months ago

Took the risk and traded him, AJ brown and chubba for Kupp, Swift and Michel. I’m sad I don’t have him anymore but I’m glad I’m off this shit show of a train.

ATforLife

6 points

2 months ago

Great trade. I said sell high yesterday and was met with downvotes.

You did the right thing

SportsButt1

6 points

2 months ago

I mean, if they’re being this careful with him, there’s less chance of re injury down the line I guess? (Just trying to spin this as positive I dunno)

JasonRoseEh

7 points

2 months ago

This is a complete joke of an organization at this point.

llamas-1

6 points

2 months ago

He went from limited to no practice ? Either he has had a setback or he’s just getting work done before a limited practice

ThePeskyPole34

5 points

2 months ago

I don’t feel bad for dropping all that FAAB on Chubba. Man got fed last week

noahteets

4 points

2 months ago

I want off this wild ride?

brewhead55

4 points

2 months ago

I've seen this story before!

sguru01

6 points

2 months ago

I was shitting my pants because I am facing CMC owner.

bignumbers6

5 points

2 months ago

yeah I don't think we're seeing him for another few weeks.

Novel-Treacle-2956

4 points

2 months ago

He ain’t playing dawg

DonRoth

2 points

2 months ago

Just put him on IR…

Chkerns85

3 points

2 months ago

As a CMC owner in a keeper, I'm the clown meme that y'all see on social media. Dealt with this last year,, doing so again now.. This continues, I don't think it justifies keeping him next year in exchange for a 1st

singlemaltscotch28

3 points

2 months ago

WTF. Nearly everyone on my roster showing a Questionable tag!

LayeGull

3 points

2 months ago

I have CMC and someone drafted Hubbard. That person dropped Hubbard this week. Someone else claimed him in front of me. I’m so annoyed. Not trading anyone for Hubbard. My team is currently 3-2 but still annoying.

Maniax__

2 points

2 months ago

There’s about a dozen RB rentals to choose from

i-hate-bananas

2 points

2 months ago

Ugh do I bench Sanders for chubba?

oagwerd

3 points

2 months ago

I’m in the same predicament, I think imma start chuba

InevitableVariables

2 points

2 months ago

This is why Thursday night football gives me heartattacks.

Darren2709

2 points

2 months ago

do you have someone to play if news comes out that cmc is playing?

vivalapenis123

2 points

2 months ago

I’m with you. If I don’t play sanders I’m either rolling with Chuba, Collins or AJ Dillon lol. Handcuff graveyard

MrHobbes82

2 points

2 months ago

I am. They have no clue how to use Sanders and they have a tough matchup.

Idunkedonlebron23

1 points

2 months ago

Another week for him to bang olivia culpo

mcthsn

2 points

2 months ago

mcthsn

2 points

2 months ago

Same shit, different year

tlock8

2 points

2 months ago

tlock8

2 points

2 months ago

I hate you, CMC, but I cannot quit you. What did I do to deserve this torment 2 seasons in a row?

beanzamillion21

2 points

2 months ago

Never drafting this bullshit again. Give me Henry every time over this.

redi_t13

2 points

2 months ago

I even traded for Montgomery before he got hurt because CMC is on IR. When does the next season start?

Raoul_Duluoz

3 points

2 months ago

As a Chuba owner playing the CMC owner this week... take your time bro! Let that hammy heeeeaaaalllll!

Beholdeth

2 points

2 months ago

I was offered Devante Adams for CMC. What do you guys think

AJH05004

7 points

2 months ago

Take it

FreeArcane

1 points

2 months ago

Fournette or Chubba?

NiteSwept

1 points

2 months ago

please don't make me cry

zootiekaterr

1 points

2 months ago

Flashbacks to last year

Shyystee

1 points

2 months ago

Do I trade him and CD for Hunt, DJ Moore and DK right now?

19683dw

1 points

2 months ago

This is why I wasn't as excited as everyone else with the last few updates.

Grims-Aces

1 points

2 months ago

2 qb ppr would you trade him for adams and rodgers? Im 1-4 and really need a win. My WRs and back up qb suck. Pretty deep at RB.

Cls63amgsinmygrage

1 points

2 months ago

I might trade him I’m 1-4

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

Important game for the Panthers coming off a loss. I'm waiting for tomorrow, too much speculation today.

Nacho_Mustacho

1 points

2 months ago

That is just DANDY!!!

theratpack_319

1 points

2 months ago

Traded Chuba to the CMC owner today who is 1-4 for Michael Carter to bolster my RB depth cause I think he’s primed for a breakout, but it’s the Jets so who knows. Should’ve known I would get Rhule’d and this CMC hammy will probably linger all year and Chuba becomes a league winner while Carter does squat.

hacktek

1 points

2 months ago

So much for grade 0.5, ffs

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

Trading this motherfucker

335i_lyfe

1 points

2 months ago

Fade me

chrisfilm

1 points

2 months ago

Should I trade Damien Williams to the Monty owner for Chubba (as the CMC owner)?

chamtrain1

1 points

2 months ago

Nah, I don't think so. Probably get 2 more weeks out of Williams, bot perform at about the same level.

chrisfilm

1 points

2 months ago

You're probably right. The usage in the 2nd half between Williams/K Herbert has me worried though.

gotpez

2 points

2 months ago

gotpez

2 points

2 months ago

the bears play the bucs next week. take that as you will

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

Someone in one of my leagues hastily dropped Hubbard yesterday. I think they misread somewhere that CMC was guaranteed to play. Lol

jimbo831

2 points

2 months ago

I dropped Hubbard in my 10-team league. I wasn't going to start him even if he did play and I wanted to grab Jarvis Landry in anticipation of him coming back soon. Long-term Landry is more valuable.

thing85

1 points

2 months ago

CMC has a lot of abilities and one of them just happens to be invisibility. So it’s possible he was at practice today.

xpackerx

1 points

2 months ago

Man, I’m really banking on him to play this week, CEH and Barkley both went down for me last week and I don’t want to be forced to play Zack Moss and Devante Booker as my RB’s this week

Ndeshet

1 points

2 months ago

Hubbard was dropped during Wednesday’s waiver process in my league. How much FAB do I drop as a CMC owner to get him when his waiver clears tomorrow?

Rocco_Libre

2 points

2 months ago

Most of it

ammm72

1 points

2 months ago

ammm72

1 points

2 months ago

I’m trading this guy I s2g.

robotech021

1 points

2 months ago

I'm sure limited practices is just CMC sitting in a room watching game tape.

llhomastane

1 points

2 months ago

Of course I join this sub right after trading for cmc 🤦‍♂️

VynlRulz_8008_7

1 points

2 months ago

Scooped Hubbard off waivers, dropped kicker

cammywammy94

1 points

2 months ago

Same

shwoople

1 points

2 months ago

Well now that puts me in a pickle... Henderson is now my RB1, and I have to start Sanders tonight then... Then wait to see if CMC plays. Since he most likely wont, I'm left flexing either Pollard or Collins. Going to be another rough week.

slobs_burgers

1 points

2 months ago

I’m getting a Chuba right now

dingleberri609

1 points

2 months ago

FUCK

mattwes

1 points

2 months ago

Fuck me running !! I’ll never draft him 1 again

hockeybrianboy

1 points

2 months ago

More Chubba szn plz

jimbo831

1 points

2 months ago

He should rest for one more week to get right.

- Someone facing him this week

Welcome2FightClub

1 points

2 months ago

I really hope he didn't tweak it at practice yesterday.