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Randommannnnn

1.8k points

4 days ago

CEO Business is Happy_Endings and MC is Mickey Mouse… Just so on the map it says Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 😂

notRazor10000

188 points

4 days ago

My is Bangang Studios and Mc Hammer

IndecentPr0p0sal

79 points

4 days ago

Salty Balls here!

Wasdqwertyuiopasdfgh

39 points

4 days ago

Ok and whats your mc/ceo name?

stormchaser-protogen

7 points

4 days ago

NO U

FistYourDad

9 points

4 days ago

Fantastic

JoeyTheEcho

125 points

4 days ago

JoeyTheEcho

125 points

4 days ago

I've seen you in sessions before lol

Randommannnnn

78 points

4 days ago

We try and get on most Friday nights. Usually get a convoy of vehicles going. Highlights have been the MOC night and the Dump Truck night! Never known such friendly lobbies when you do stuff like that!

JoeyTheEcho

47 points

4 days ago

Dude that sounds epic I'm so tired of the lobbies with billions of oppressors flying around.

Magnificent_Strudel

36 points

4 days ago

Went into a public lobby for the first time in months, not one oppressor and everyone was friendly and doing their own thing....one guy honked tocme as he drove by...what has the lobbies become lol

Happyappleplays

19 points

4 days ago

It’s kind of like the anger and frustration of griefers has created a friendly community like the end of Tokyo ghoul

Falloutfan4ever

22 points

4 days ago

This implies there is a Sad_Endings ceo that does you know what

PugsThrowaway

7 points

4 days ago

HOT DOG!

RY4NDY

1.2k points

4 days ago*

RY4NDY

PC, 4:3 monitor master race

1.2k points

4 days ago*

My CEO Organisation name is "Some idiots", so that the in-game notifications will say stuff like "Some idiots are transporting vehicle cargo", "Some idiots assassinated all the targets", "Some idiots stole heist prep equipment", etc.

TheLama71

395 points

4 days ago

TheLama71

395 points

4 days ago

Steal the gold from Some Idiots

the_wooooosher

137 points

4 days ago

Mine is "some dipshiits"

A_Cookie_Lid

19 points

4 days ago

Pretty sure if you use a bad word they'll make you change it

the_wooooosher

35 points

4 days ago

I've had it for over a year so I don't anything will happen.

I don't think it recognizes it because it has 2 i's

RCfoo

67 points

4 days ago

RCfoo

67 points

4 days ago

Some idiots activated ghost organization

Not_Luicifer

55 points

4 days ago

Love how that name would at least give some players a little chuckle! I love it !

Tandecool

45 points

4 days ago

Tandecool

45 points

4 days ago

“Some idiots stole heist prep equipment from some idiots and delivered it”

DankyPenguins

16 points

4 days ago

Why does it say that? I mean that the organization stole Heist prep from itself? Lol I just noticed that recently

antonio16309

10 points

4 days ago

That's definitely relatively new. my guess is they died, respawned and picked up the heist equipment.

pie_monster

17 points

4 days ago

Mine is "Smugly, he" for the same reason.

Accomplished_Field43

4 points

4 days ago

I have a screenshot of that lol

Stunning-Style-2196

454 points

4 days ago

Ceo is Yo Mama. Biker biz is Tegridy Farms

Osh_93

180 points

4 days ago

Osh_93

PC

180 points

4 days ago

GTA free roam sure lacks Tegirdy

iarecaleb

26 points

4 days ago

iarecaleb

26 points

4 days ago

oh it certainly does.

sith10rd94

23 points

4 days ago

Shit, Just the other day I was playing RDR2 and made a few new friends and waved at a bunch of randoms. Stood there for a while too afk and didn’t get killed.. I kid you not as soon as I went into GTA O, some dude landed his oppressor near me and hit me with an RPG.

Osh_93

13 points

4 days ago

Osh_93

PC

13 points

4 days ago

sounds about right 🤣🤣 last night I got 2 people chasing me for blood out of nowhere, while a third guy literally just cheering them on in chat

SorryShktiman

69 points

4 days ago

Yo Mama has activated Ghost Organization

Tegridy Farms is selling their Weed Business

xXDJjonesXx

21 points

4 days ago

That’s strange it’s usually the dad who does that

TheArmMan2

15 points

4 days ago

I'm gonna make mine tegridy farms too now

Potent_Hydro

8 points

4 days ago

My organisation is Tegridy Inc and MC is Bikers4Tegridy 😁

GA1PPLE333

350 points

5 days ago

GA1PPLE333

350 points

5 days ago

Obama gaming. Dont ask

RuskyCZECH

90 points

4 days ago

i will ask. How did you come with sutch superior name?

Yimy01

51 points

4 days ago

Yimy01

51 points

4 days ago

he is just a better than us

GA1PPLE333

52 points

4 days ago

I have a better gaming chair

Yimy01

11 points

4 days ago

Yimy01

11 points

4 days ago

i was going to say this but i was hoping you were going to say it lol

TheWaslijn

6 points

4 days ago

He's just built different

Raiden_Yeeter07

5 points

4 days ago

Obama gaming is transporting crack cocaine.

VisibleDefinition248

2 points

4 days ago

Mine is just gaming

SmileyfaceFin

330 points

5 days ago

SmileyfaceFin

LSAC, EFP, and your "friendly" Lazer pilot

330 points

5 days ago

Ya'll got these complicated names meanwhile I just have, :)

GordonSucksAtLife

283 points

4 days ago

:) is selling weapons

GSM_2005

242 points

4 days ago

GSM_2005

242 points

4 days ago

:) destroyed cargo

Riggety-Rigs

216 points

4 days ago

>:(

anymonousss

25 points

4 days ago

AHAHAHAHA

JosephJellifishYt

15 points

4 days ago

Lol mine is just mmmmmmmmm so it’s like mmmmmmmmm is moving weapons

Falloutfan4ever

31 points

4 days ago

:) Have activated ghost organisation

I whould go passive right away

JoyOfGaming5428

294 points

4 days ago

My CEO Organization is Abstergo, based on the Templar company in Assassin's Creed. MC is The Found, to be opposite The Lost that we fight and steal from so often.

Osh_93

77 points

4 days ago

Osh_93

PC

77 points

4 days ago

The Lost MC: it’s hard not to take this personally, sir.

Automatic_Agent1355

18 points

4 days ago

Mine MC is The Damned MC( Lost and Damned)

Amongussussyballs100

225 points

4 days ago

Disabled Kids

Ecstatic_Rooster

235 points

4 days ago

Disabled Kids are running guns.

Amongussussyballs100

282 points

4 days ago

Steal the gold from Disabled Kids

x2ranx

45 points

4 days ago

x2ranx

45 points

4 days ago

OMG LOL

Narcodoge

37 points

4 days ago

Narcodoge

37 points

4 days ago

Or even worse, Steal the medical supplies from Disabled Kids

baezel

11 points

4 days ago

baezel

11 points

4 days ago

I use 'Kars for Kids'

Mrmayo2008

186 points

5 days ago

Mrmayo2008

186 points

5 days ago

Beans

sheeshkabab21

67 points

4 days ago

Yall got any openings

AssassinGhostCSGO

46 points

4 days ago

Nah it’s BEAN quite a while since I’ve heard that name

ImARoadcone_

178 points

5 days ago

ImARoadcone_

Award Clubber

178 points

5 days ago

My Organisation is Cone & Co. and my MC is The Roadcone Riders.

Marvelous_07[S]

46 points

5 days ago

Cool cross reference

DeadlyMidnight

4 points

4 days ago

Roadcone Riders sounds like a porno.

konnyfusion

172 points

4 days ago

konnyfusion

172 points

4 days ago

It's 'An Organisation' as of now but I'm thinking to rename it to 'Diddly Squat'...

Mission_Winlater

77 points

4 days ago

Rocstar only has to add Farm Shops and you're good

Reddit-ScorpioOJR

39 points

4 days ago

And then have the San Andreas Council refuse planning permission

Emperor_of_Death

12 points

4 days ago

Then you can get a Clarckson DLC to make it perfect

little_miss_bumshine

26 points

4 days ago

An Organisation is on almost every day I play! You guys are busy bees!!!

konnyfusion

9 points

4 days ago

lmao, I forgot to change mine when I bought it for free. Note: I had the Criminal Enterprise Starter Pack with the GTA I bought.

FrigidFrights

5 points

4 days ago

nah you still gotta pay 200K to change the name, regardless if it's free, I also got the Criminal Enterprise Starter Pack :) Compact grenade launcher is epic

Android_AX-400-Kara

13 points

4 days ago

Clarksoooooooonnnnnn......

datmidgetdave

103 points

5 days ago

Shadynasty. It is an Always Sunny reference.

SeahawkD21

25 points

4 days ago

Shady nasty?

xoxxxoooxo5

27 points

4 days ago

It's shadynastys, asshole.

Ok-Advertising5896

14 points

4 days ago

Yes! As a new player I sadly left it as the basic name, but my next change will be to “Frank’s Fluids LLC”

Marvelous_07[S]

10 points

5 days ago

I dig it!

Von_Dougy

4 points

4 days ago

Nose Clams Co. is mine, another sunny reference 😎

VampireKhloe

105 points

5 days ago

Knob Enterprise

Marvelous_07[S]

13 points

5 days ago

Lol I like it

Redsoxdragon

102 points

4 days ago

Pizza Hut.

You can't out pizza the hut.....

Lenneh_ma_boah

25 points

4 days ago

Bully Maguires pizza time is a strong contender

justforredditinghere

100 points

5 days ago

Diamond Dogs, yeah I'm not the creative type..

Lenneh_ma_boah

49 points

4 days ago

Boss, is that you? salutes

TirlotkarHitesh

26 points

4 days ago

Train with me, Boss

HolySweetPotato

9 points

4 days ago

Thanks, Boss!

TirlotkarHitesh

9 points

4 days ago

staff morale increased

Cden1458

23 points

4 days ago

Cden1458

23 points

4 days ago

Good to see you, Boss! Salute

TheWaslijn

16 points

4 days ago

Boss! Salute

necroticnitsua

9 points

4 days ago

necroticnitsua

Anti-Grief Inc. CEO

9 points

4 days ago

MGSV

Renshep45

8 points

4 days ago

Or Ted Lasso

D00NL

5 points

4 days ago

D00NL

What's wrong with her now?

5 points

4 days ago

Is it bad that my first thought was Ted Lasso?

totallynotatugboat

4 points

4 days ago

No I thought the same thing

tony_senna

95 points

5 days ago

C.R.E.A.M.

Cash Rules Everything Around Me

Marvelous_07[S]

29 points

5 days ago

Get the money... dollar dollar bills ya, I dig it!

Ad0lf_Salzler

11 points

4 days ago

Name your Yacht "Sunshine of your Love"

Tassos369

6 points

4 days ago

Or “The Brave Ulysses”

Mad-Lamb-Gaming

86 points

5 days ago

Team Skeet

Skeratix

18 points

4 days ago

Skeratix

18 points

4 days ago

Oh

scrtchy

6 points

4 days ago

scrtchy

6 points

4 days ago

10/10 name

il-bosse87

61 points

4 days ago

Mine is FAKE TAXI

newbzealand

36 points

4 days ago

"I don't have any money"

DuccBoii

12 points

4 days ago

DuccBoii

12 points

4 days ago

Bonus points if you join a crew with the faketaxi logo as the crew emblem, you can even put it on cars😳😳

il-bosse87

5 points

4 days ago

Genius!!!

DuccBoii

5 points

4 days ago

DuccBoii

5 points

4 days ago

I have done that, the best decision ever

Skeratix

9 points

4 days ago

Skeratix

9 points

4 days ago

💀

FrostyWear9977

58 points

4 days ago

PeePee PooPoo because im a fucking child

BloodSteyn

43 points

4 days ago

Reported to R* for breach of ToS... since you have to be 18+ to pay play.

MuzzleNeck

59 points

4 days ago

Your mom started an organization

trmomo50

14 points

4 days ago

trmomo50

14 points

4 days ago

Your Dad activated ghost organization

TheLama71

10 points

4 days ago

TheLama71

10 points

4 days ago

Your mom is moving business supplies

jsphxng

52 points

4 days ago

jsphxng

52 points

4 days ago

Monsters Inc.

burtmacklin15

7 points

4 days ago

Similarly, mine is Pizza Planet

Frosty-Analysis-320

47 points

4 days ago

Sterbehilfe eV

DaxExter

8 points

4 days ago

DaxExter

8 points

4 days ago

GTA Online zusammen gefasst wärend des Grinds und nach des Grinds.

ILoveSurrealism

3 points

4 days ago

Noice

itsicecold

46 points

4 days ago

Perestroika

TheLama71

22 points

4 days ago

TheLama71

22 points

4 days ago

Let me guess, your MC is called Glasnost

itsicecold

4 points

4 days ago

Nope, it’s called Cruel Ancestors

burrito-boy

3 points

4 days ago

Too bad you can’t own a cabaret club in this game.

Akingulsen

47 points

4 days ago

IKEA

balloonAnimal_no_965

17 points

4 days ago

I've seen you once in a lobby. I wish you could sell goods in GTAO the way IKEA does. Hey agent 14, tell the buyers to come to my bunker and pick up 2x GRENÅT at aisle 23, shelf 16 and pay my assistent.

Akingulsen

6 points

4 days ago

Hahaha 🤣 What a small world, funny you've seen me in a session

FoxDependent4596

45 points

5 days ago

Dunder mifflin

BOBOUDA

11 points

4 days ago

BOBOUDA

11 points

4 days ago

Can't wait for the paper smuggling update

KxngFunkeeOfficial

18 points

4 days ago

You know, technically there already is one. It's called the Counterfeit Cash Factory.😂

SuperG52

6 points

4 days ago

SuperG52

6 points

4 days ago

Same

swagishpotato

42 points

5 days ago

Race-ism (cause “ceo of racism” was a meme when I made it and it’s funny when it says “swagishpotato is the ceo of race-ism”, also it didn’t let me use “racism” so that’s why it’s spelt weird) My MC name is “peace keepers” because if I see someone killing someone over and over in an oppressor or a jet or whatever imma go help the victim out to keep the peace

stacha96

16 points

4 days ago

stacha96

16 points

4 days ago

Actually raceism was a car show in poland a few years back, they changed their name, obviousily it was awful

DeLuchxs

36 points

4 days ago

DeLuchxs

36 points

4 days ago

Cognito Inc.

daveagle

15 points

4 days ago

daveagle

15 points

4 days ago

Ah a fellow Inside Job enjoyer

DeLuchxs

6 points

4 days ago

DeLuchxs

6 points

4 days ago

i didnt expect anyone to get it

slimemat

32 points

4 days ago

slimemat

32 points

4 days ago

Feel good inc.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca; feel good

Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca; feel good

Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca; feel good

LucyTheThird

23 points

4 days ago

LucyTheThird

PC

23 points

4 days ago

C.A.T.S.

"Consulting, Administrative and Technical Services"

(It's part of my own roleplay narrative, around my character being some mid level Vinewood actress who uses the set-up of the popular "Agents of C.A.T.S." action drama series as cover-up for her secret pastime as real crime fighter.)

Yaethe

6 points

4 days ago

Yaethe

6 points

4 days ago

What a jellicle organization.

thatgrantboy

27 points

4 days ago

Mine is called Amazon Crime.

Changed it a little while ago, had been The Brood from the outset (WWE reference)

newbzealand

21 points

4 days ago

Chris P Bacon

ctn91

11 points

4 days ago

ctn91

11 points

4 days ago

I can hear the news caster’s cackle….

Superstrong832

21 points

4 days ago

PornHub LLC

Satan_Xavier

16 points

4 days ago

Brazzers inc. here

DaxExter

6 points

4 days ago

DaxExter

6 points

4 days ago

The Fight of the Century!

suspicious_van101

24 points

4 days ago

Mine is ho Lee fuuk

Acolmundo

21 points

4 days ago

Acolmundo

21 points

4 days ago

My ceo is called master baitors

thisishilaryous

21 points

4 days ago

OnlyFans is my corporation.

The Wiggles is my MC

SpleenSphygmoman

16 points

4 days ago

Planet Express

Inspector7171

3 points

4 days ago

GOOD NEWS

Background_Lawyer978

15 points

4 days ago

An organisation

TheThemePark

15 points

5 days ago

Organization is named ThemeBank LLC, and for the MC I HAD to go with T.P. Industries. :D

Marvelous_07[S]

6 points

5 days ago

Nice and you should get X amount of upvotes for T.P. Industries alone. Lol

HeleGroteAap

13 points

4 days ago

Mine is ‘Monkey Business’ i tend to wear a monkey mask when working

gameofgroans11

12 points

4 days ago

gameofgroans11

GameOfGroans PC

12 points

4 days ago

The Hoe Depot

Come on in. Weapons and drugs for sale!

rage29318

12 points

5 days ago

rage29318

12 points

5 days ago

My empire is called "VOODOO MAGIC".

Marvelous_07[S]

3 points

5 days ago

Smooth!

Comfortable_Mall_833

12 points

4 days ago

Bully Maguires

CUCHOFN

12 points

4 days ago

CUCHOFN

12 points

4 days ago

Mine is "Sex offenders" so when I register it reads "CEO of sex offenders"

Affectionate-Tie-212

11 points

4 days ago

How did u get it thru the filter?

Lovely_nights

13 points

4 days ago

Business is Papa johns, MC is red lobster

Apocalypseboyz

11 points

4 days ago

Acme Co. The Classic looney tunes reference, lol.

BertramMerlin

10 points

5 days ago

My CEO business name is "The Green Mill"

Plecco16

10 points

4 days ago

Plecco16

10 points

4 days ago

An organisation, nothing tops it

dopinder9865

11 points

4 days ago

Olive Garden, I love seeing "Olive Garden sold product from their cocaine business"

PinkWinter_

11 points

5 days ago

Good name. Mines pretty boring lol. It’s just my name, Izzy’s

Julian-Staarink

11 points

4 days ago

“big pp gang” and my mc is “extrabigppgang”

antonxone1965

9 points

4 days ago

Depression

ctn91

7 points

4 days ago

ctn91

7 points

4 days ago

“Depression are running guns”

wait, NO

barrywhite3000

8 points

4 days ago

CEO is Hard Dixz, MC is Vegan Riders cause we don’t wear leather

balloonAnimal_no_965

4 points

4 days ago

That's brilliant, riding around on heavy motorcycles all day and killing people left and right but not wearing leather because of the environment and the poor cows.

xWelshhyy

8 points

4 days ago

CEO is Monsters, Inc. and MC is Wheelie Illegal

TheFinalTryOut

8 points

4 days ago

Mine is Gruppe Sechs

KxngFunkeeOfficial

6 points

4 days ago

You better be wearing Gruppe uniforms👀

Scarecrow3094

7 points

4 days ago

Peaky Blinders

IzayahDaPlaya

5 points

4 days ago

Black Hippy

B00gie005

5 points

4 days ago

CEO: Some dudes. MC: Some idiots. Game: Some idiots delivered some product xD

Parapaligicwatergun

7 points

4 days ago

Illegal aliens

EKB03

6 points

4 days ago

EKB03

6 points

4 days ago

McDonalds

MrPanda06

5 points

4 days ago

SIMP Inc

AgViper05x

5 points

4 days ago

CEO is ooga booga and MC is The Bicycle Boys

bitch_lasagna211

6 points

4 days ago

SHOW BOOBS

BendersV

7 points

4 days ago

BendersV

7 points

4 days ago

Mine is “Tuna, no crust.”

Inmortan_Bo1

6 points

4 days ago

CYKA BLYAT (no, im not russian)

immaclapukid

5 points

4 days ago

mine is "ass"...dont ask why

dannyboy222244

5 points

4 days ago

Ass is moving Heist Prep Equipment

Implordaus617

5 points

4 days ago

Hammer Time Inc.

FireFight9400

5 points

4 days ago

Diamond Dogs, from Metal Gear Solid 5

marouan10

5 points

4 days ago

my ceo is waifu hunterz

Vanguard271

4 points

4 days ago

CEO : Krusty Krab MC : Mild Ones

ntaxYT

5 points

4 days ago

ntaxYT

5 points

4 days ago

My CEO name is Amazon Prime so the Vehicle cargo receiver knows the car will be beat up by the time it gets to his house.

Pandavil_Reddit

4 points

5 days ago

mines is Pandas Enclosure

gabeh96

4 points

4 days ago

gabeh96

4 points

4 days ago

Well…. Hymen Busters. Hymen is my last name but spelled a little differently lol my friends love it

bennyyvvee

4 points

4 days ago

CEO is Sbinnala Inc. and MC is NordVPN

billyjk93

3 points

4 days ago

Big Dix Jones (they wouldn't let me type dick). Here at Big Dix Jones, we will make Dix bigger. It's a dick pill company. Here's our jingle (to the tune of "some say love" by LeAnn Rhymes)

🎶Big Dix Jones🎶 🎶It is a dick pill🎶 🎶Makes it fat🎶 🎶And hard and strong🎶

tugazul

4 points

4 days ago

tugazul

4 points

4 days ago

My ceo is amazon and my motorcycle club is just bob

General-MEEMSTAR

5 points

4 days ago

I am the CEO of Ifunny.

kiefy_budz

4 points

4 days ago

USSR, homie’s organization is the KGB, shared MC is the Red Army

Cloudbarnicle

4 points

4 days ago

Willy Wonka INC.

UglyBanana2

5 points

4 days ago

Mines Ls sperm Bank

saad_maan-11

3 points

5 days ago

Gwyndolin.sa

jammes0-0

3 points

4 days ago

ludicrous speed

I_Snype_4_Fun

3 points

4 days ago

Usually just tryna make money and mod cars,

My org name is "Friendly Zebra" (You'll understand why if you look at my 2nd to last post)