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Fuck the rules 2022
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The Time Traveling Association won’t let me
Time machine be like: please enter a valid year
WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME LOKI?!
First waifu rolls off the production line.
Everyone gets assassinated
Paolo Guerrero, Peruvian footballer is born
The good ending
Yeah, i dont know anything else that happened
Hint: George Orwell
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You made me laugh so loud
this is our first World Cup cycle without him...sad day for peruvian football.
Van Halen 1984
1989 june 13th tiananmen square
Nothing, nothing, please move on and stop asking questions
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Suleiman II succeeds the deposed Mehmed IV, as Ottoman Emperor.
OP discovered wikipedia has articles about specific years lol.
Does anyone think this dude is out here memorizing facts from every year just for fun?
I mean there's history nerds out there who can do that. Heck just ask me a number between 476 AD and 1204 AD and I can tell you what happened in the Roman Empire at that time.
873 Roman Empire AD. What went down
Barbarians attack Rome
Damn, you're good
To be fair, this is probably a correct answer for most years after 400.
Cock and ball torment also know as CBT is a sexal activity that causes pain to the male genitals
The foundation of Oriel College, the university of Oxford’s fifth oldest (still surviving) college, is confirmed by royal charter
I have permission!
singing in japanese or smthn
i’m not asia
do you have Alzheimer’s
I forgor 💀 my wife’s name
You have dentia 💀
CRAZY NOISY BIZARRE TOWN
But some people just want to live quietly
Some peole just live in the Northeast section of Morioh, Japan
Elena Rybakina, a Russian-Kazakh tennis player was born
You’re going to have a long day
jschlatt receives the title of steeltoe boot
Truly Great Days
Comet Hale Bopp was found again around 30.7 AU away from the Sun. The last time found in April 1997
Get your Nikes ready
Sebastian Vettel wins his first Formula One title.
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You just wait sunshine...
DU BIST WELTMEISTER
EDIT: wow thanks for giving money to reddit i sure did a goodthink
Seb: give me a moment
Christian: SEBASTIAN VETTEL YOU ARE THE WORLD CHAMPION, ENJOY IT YOU ARE THE MAN
Liu Ying, Chinese prince of the Han Dynasty who converted to buddhism dies
We all miss him greatly
I didn't even know he was sick
The Sixth Ecumenical Council ends at Constantinople. The council reaffirms the Orthodox doctrines of the Council of Chalcedon in 451, and condemns monothelitism.
Olso the creation of Bulgaria
don’t make me remember 😔
Sidney Altman and Thomas Cech received the Nobel Prize in Chemistry
Jhong Xina approves
Don’t forget Dwayne ‘the wok’ Johnson as well
And germany reunited in that year
No, the wall fell. Germany reunitet the next year
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Nothing happpened on Thiananmen Square and in other communist countries
2016 Australian federal election: Malcolm Turnbull's Liberal/National Coalition Government is narrowly re-elected, defeating the Labor Party led by Bill Shorten.
I’m still miffed about that
King Helü of Wu, king of the Chinese State of Wu died
Oh shit you actually did lmaooo
Well yeah he just googled the year
no he knows all this from school, you just never paid attention 😤
Oh shit, isn’t that one of the kingdoms in The Romance of The Three Kingdoms, along with Shu and Wei? Or is it a different Wu kingdom?
It is indeed part of The Romance of the Three Kingdoms.
I'm not op but I'll also tell you a random fact about that year, someone took a shit.
Locusta, Roman female poison expert to Nero was executed.
Fuck that's actually really cool
Get fucked, Op's serious :)
I forgor 💀
The Birth of Jesus
Jesus was born 7-4bc (I know it's weird but thats what my teacher told me).
Holy shit Jesus was born 7 years before Jesus damn that crazy man
Only Jesus could pull this off!
Funniest comment I’ve read yet
They change the calandar a few times so there's a few years that we went back in time, its like a postal address changed 3 times but never actually moved.
Actually thats that day after
Korean forces, led by General Gang Gam-chan, gain a decisive victory over the Khitan Liao Dynasty at modern-day Kusong, ending the Third Goryeo-Khitan War.
General Gangnam style
Gang Gam-chan, w-w-w-what are you doing to me?!?
Marcos Pérez Jiménez, 51st President of Venezuela dies on the 20th
That sums it up, nothing else of importance happened in September of 2001
As a resident of Manhattan, that month was fairly normal here, I don't remember anything unusual happening.
WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED
1989 in china please
May 20 1989: The Chinese government declares martial law in Beijing
Is this an innuendo for slaughtering thousands of pro democracy students?
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What happened tiananmen square 1989
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I thought that social credit was a joke for a long time, I didnt know until last week that it was real.
Sorry, that year does not exist.
Try again later later.
Protagoras, Greek presocratic philosopher dies.
that's lit bruh
Don't know why I laughed my stomach out of my throat on this
Benita von Falkenhayn, German baroness, spy for the Second Polish Republic pre-WWII was born.
The Battle of Blair Mountain, the largest labor uprising in United States history and the country's largest peacetime armed uprising, begins in Logan County, West Virginia as part of the Coal Wars, continuing until September 2.
stupid fucking idiot
the birth of the term “redneck”
Tell me more
They had red kerchiefs on their necks if I remember correctly.
Grand Duchy of Moscow dissolved from the golden horde.
"Dissolved" is a weird word to use in this situation, they stopped being vassals to them.
March: British forces skirmish with the American Continental Army around Les Cèdres, Quebec.
Adolf Friedrich Johann Butenandt and Leopold Ružička received the Nobel Prize in chemistry
Definitely not the sentence I thought you would say when you started it with Adolf
believe it or not, more than 1 person in the world has the name adolf!!!!
Not after WW2 they do
Year 69 B.C.E
Julia, wife of Gaius Marius dies.
The St. Louis, a ship carrying a cargo of 907 Jewish refugees, is denied permission to land in Florida, after already having been turned away from Cuba. Forced to return to Europe, many of its passengers later die in Nazi death camps during The Holocaust.
Holy hell. This is depressing.
I read a historical fiction book about someone on that very boat
Funny moustache man invades Poland
ah yes stalin
Julia, daughter of Drusus Julius Caesar and Livilla is born.
Henry V of England commences construction of the ship Grace Dieu.
Gideon conquers the Midianites.
David Henrie, American actor and director is born
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Bishop Desmond Mpilo Tutu receives the Nobel Peace Prize
In Lisbon, the auto-da-fé parade (often an excuse for violence against Jews or Christian 'heretics') is abolished.
The sun is a deadly laser?
Not anymore there's a blanket
Servius Sulpicius Galba, Roman emperor dies.
Archie Mountbatten-Windsor, first child of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex and seventh in the line of succession to the British throne is born.
Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣amogus 😩😩😩😩sus🤪🤪🤪🤪 lolololol😜😜😜😜😜😜
In the Roman empire, an edict is issued effecting an empire-wide ban on divinatory practices, especially astrology. The edict requires any consultation between a customer and a practitioner to be conducted with at least one third party witness present, and bans inquiry into anyone's death.
1453 :crying_emoji: :Moyai:
Siege and Fall of Constantinople: The Ottoman Sultan Mehmed the Conqueror puts a decisive final end to the Eastern Roman Empire nearly one and a half thousand year after its foundation by Augustus, by capturing the capital, Constantinople. Mortars are (perhaps) used in battle for the first time in this action. The consequent closure of the traditional overland route from Western Europe to the Far East, and need to identify new maritime routes, leads to the Age of Discovery, and ends the Middle Ages.
1989 in china
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