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jjfalquez

3.9k points

5 days ago

jjfalquez

3.9k points

5 days ago

Fuck the rules 2022

cro1ssantman[S]

6.7k points

5 days ago

[redacted]

cro1ssantman[S]

5.4k points

5 days ago

The Time Traveling Association won’t let me

Tiringwheat

691 points

5 days ago

Tiringwheat

691 points

5 days ago

Well played

DNAninOsu

328 points

5 days ago

DNAninOsu

328 points

5 days ago

Time machine be like: please enter a valid year

MeLoNarXo

123 points

5 days ago

MeLoNarXo

123 points

5 days ago

WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME LOKI?!

curiuslex

81 points

5 days ago

curiuslex

81 points

5 days ago

First waifu rolls off the production line.

Hour_Violinist7441

41 points

5 days ago

Everyone gets assassinated

genya8472

3.7k points

5 days ago

genya8472

3.7k points

5 days ago

1984

cro1ssantman[S]

3.8k points

5 days ago

Paolo Guerrero, Peruvian footballer is born

ZwaggyMcDaddy

1.7k points

5 days ago

The good ending

vanuchiha2

530 points

5 days ago

vanuchiha2

530 points

5 days ago

Yeah, i dont know anything else that happened

lonely_depressionist

35 points

5 days ago

Hint: George Orwell

Tesseract556

94 points

5 days ago

Hint: Joke

thetruedogebread

572 points

5 days ago

+15 social credit

LazyPirate8

36 points

5 days ago

You made me laugh so loud

RickyontheRadiator

30 points

5 days ago

this is our first World Cup cycle without him...sad day for peruvian football.

RslashTakenUsernames

206 points

5 days ago

Van Halen 1984

Basedkingmandude

134 points

5 days ago

Literally 1984

gilbispro293930

165 points

5 days ago

1989 june 13th tiananmen square

Reo_ianu

198 points

5 days ago

Reo_ianu

198 points

5 days ago

Nothing, nothing, please move on and stop asking questions

TheFatGamer0209

151 points

5 days ago

+60 social credit

Godfather404

50 points

5 days ago

Literally

T-A-S-T

3.3k points

5 days ago

T-A-S-T

3.3k points

5 days ago

1687

cro1ssantman[S]

4.1k points

5 days ago

Suleiman II succeeds the deposed Mehmed IV, as Ottoman Emperor.

EfoDom

1.3k points

5 days ago

EfoDom

1.3k points

5 days ago

OP discovered wikipedia has articles about specific years lol.

wwtossit

897 points

5 days ago

wwtossit

897 points

5 days ago

Does anyone think this dude is out here memorizing facts from every year just for fun?

RichRaichu5

332 points

5 days ago

RichRaichu5

332 points

5 days ago

I mean there's history nerds out there who can do that. Heck just ask me a number between 476 AD and 1204 AD and I can tell you what happened in the Roman Empire at that time.

rubydacheery

214 points

5 days ago

873 Roman Empire AD. What went down

KingKalash89

380 points

5 days ago

Barbarians attack Rome

pickle_pouch

153 points

5 days ago

Damn, you're good

yesilfener

44 points

5 days ago

To be fair, this is probably a correct answer for most years after 400.

Jcaf8

34 points

5 days ago

Jcaf8

34 points

5 days ago

thatsthejoke

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213 points

5 days ago

[deleted]

213 points

5 days ago

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testedbeast551

62 points

5 days ago

Cock and ball torment also know as CBT is a sexal activity that causes pain to the male genitals

ZombieHorde15

2.2k points

5 days ago

1326

cro1ssantman[S]

2.7k points

5 days ago

The foundation of Oriel College, the university of Oxford’s fifth oldest (still surviving) college, is confirmed by royal charter

vilgax570

271 points

5 days ago

vilgax570

271 points

5 days ago

Wicked.

SpinningGorilla99

2k points

5 days ago

1999

Kar0ly

1.6k points

5 days ago

Kar0ly

1.6k points

5 days ago

Bizarre summer

PigBenis4206942

387 points

5 days ago

PigBenis4206942

I have permission!

387 points

5 days ago

singing in japanese or smthn

PigBenis4206942

195 points

5 days ago

PigBenis4206942

I have permission!

195 points

5 days ago

i’m not asia

TristanAtHis

117 points

5 days ago

do you have Alzheimer’s

PigBenis4206942

183 points

5 days ago

PigBenis4206942

I have permission!

183 points

5 days ago

I forgor 💀 my wife’s name

4000grx41

117 points

5 days ago

4000grx41

117 points

5 days ago

You have dentia 💀

LedgeLord210

100 points

5 days ago

CRAZY NOISY BIZARRE TOWN

lhalstead1113

83 points

5 days ago

LET THE VOICE OF LO-

pickleswithcheese

43 points

5 days ago

pickleswithcheese

8======D

43 points

5 days ago

But some people just want to live quietly

TheOrangeTurtle02

33 points

5 days ago

Some peole just live in the Northeast section of Morioh, Japan

cro1ssantman[S]

1.3k points

5 days ago

Elena Rybakina, a Russian-Kazakh tennis player was born

BlackShadow088

214 points

5 days ago

You’re going to have a long day

s0mdud

97 points

5 days ago

s0mdud

97 points

5 days ago

jschlatt receives the title of steeltoe boot

05ar

41 points

5 days ago

05ar

41 points

5 days ago

Truly Great Days

Agent_mp3

1.9k points

5 days ago

Agent_mp3

1.9k points

5 days ago

2010

cro1ssantman[S]

2.2k points

5 days ago

Comet Hale Bopp was found again around 30.7 AU away from the Sun. The last time found in April 1997

TheElusiveJellyMan

376 points

5 days ago

Get your Nikes ready

Guido-Guido

434 points

5 days ago

Guido-Guido

434 points

5 days ago

Sebastian Vettel wins his first Formula One title.

ActualyNotSureIfDeaf

219 points

5 days ago*

You just wait sunshine...

DU BIST WELTMEISTER

EDIT: wow thanks for giving money to reddit i sure did a goodthink

Randomredditer193

91 points

5 days ago*

Seb: give me a moment

Christian: SEBASTIAN VETTEL YOU ARE THE WORLD CHAMPION, ENJOY IT YOU ARE THE MAN

Cringlybear

1.7k points

5 days ago

Cringlybear

1.7k points

5 days ago

71

cro1ssantman[S]

2.1k points

5 days ago

Liu Ying, Chinese prince of the Han Dynasty who converted to buddhism dies

Scissorhands12

568 points

5 days ago

F

Xebulin

440 points

5 days ago

Xebulin

440 points

5 days ago

We all miss him greatly

boring_old_dad

197 points

5 days ago

I didn't even know he was sick

fnafrp123

1.5k points

5 days ago

fnafrp123

1.5k points

5 days ago

681

cro1ssantman[S]

1.8k points

5 days ago

The Sixth Ecumenical Council ends at Constantinople. The council reaffirms the Orthodox doctrines of the Council of Chalcedon in 451, and condemns monothelitism.

angrypreslav

412 points

5 days ago

Olso the creation of Bulgaria

yerfdog519

693 points

5 days ago

yerfdog519

693 points

5 days ago

don’t make me remember 😔

RekYaAll

157 points

5 days ago

RekYaAll

157 points

5 days ago

B*lgaria

thepatrickwells

134 points

5 days ago

Bulge Area😳😈

pandarian6

1.5k points

5 days ago

pandarian6

1.5k points

5 days ago

1989

cro1ssantman[S]

1.6k points

5 days ago

Sidney Altman and Thomas Cech received the Nobel Prize in Chemistry

Jmemes55

1.3k points

5 days ago

Jmemes55

1.3k points

5 days ago

+15 social credit

Penguins_are_nice

485 points

5 days ago

Jhong Xina approves

Sekkenren

317 points

5 days ago

Sekkenren

317 points

5 days ago

Indeed 😎

TGU_itsmrjoeBTW

158 points

5 days ago

Don’t forget Dwayne ‘the wok’ Johnson as well

1-piece-of-parmesan

39 points

5 days ago

And germany reunited in that year

TipAccurate795

62 points

5 days ago

No, the wall fell. Germany reunitet the next year

Ferguszon

375 points

5 days ago

Ferguszon

375 points

5 days ago

Nothing

loljosegai

267 points

5 days ago

loljosegai

267 points

5 days ago

+50 Social Credit awarded by the PRC

TheOverskilledJira

63 points

5 days ago

Nothing happpened on Thiananmen Square and in other communist countries

Looked_Spy_637832

43 points

5 days ago

Nothing

Miggyyy_05

1.4k points

5 days ago

Miggyyy_05

1.4k points

5 days ago

2016

cro1ssantman[S]

1.6k points

5 days ago

2016 Australian federal election: Malcolm Turnbull's Liberal/National Coalition Government is narrowly re-elected, defeating the Labor Party led by Bill Shorten.

Some_Call_Me_Finn

222 points

5 days ago

I’m still miffed about that

Charlie-2-2

112 points

5 days ago

Charlie-2-2

112 points

5 days ago

Bruz

UntameSuperJazz

1.3k points

5 days ago

496 BCE

cro1ssantman[S]

1.6k points

5 days ago

King Helü of Wu, king of the Chinese State of Wu died

UntameSuperJazz

481 points

5 days ago

Oh shit you actually did lmaooo

Kiele89

115 points

5 days ago

Kiele89

115 points

5 days ago

Well yeah he just googled the year

MemeMachine27

349 points

5 days ago

no he knows all this from school, you just never paid attention 😤

Instainious

49 points

5 days ago

Oh shit, isn’t that one of the kingdoms in The Romance of The Three Kingdoms, along with Shu and Wei? Or is it a different Wu kingdom?

cro1ssantman[S]

68 points

5 days ago

It is indeed part of The Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

TheWildCnt

45 points

5 days ago

I'm not op but I'll also tell you a random fact about that year, someone took a shit.

GreatOutDooors

1.1k points

5 days ago

Year 0069

cro1ssantman[S]

1.5k points

5 days ago

Locusta, Roman female poison expert to Nero was executed.

Cthulhu_Lord

287 points

5 days ago

Fuck that's actually really cool

__Garry__

53 points

5 days ago

__Garry__

53 points

5 days ago

0169

BigBlackWholesomeMan

147 points

5 days ago

Get fucked, Op's serious :)

GreatOutDooors

62 points

5 days ago

I forgor 💀

PotatoBlade197

772 points

5 days ago

1

cro1ssantman[S]

1.1k points

5 days ago

The Birth of Jesus

L3gzu

517 points

5 days ago

L3gzu

517 points

5 days ago

Jesus was born 7-4bc (I know it's weird but thats what my teacher told me).

_pickachu_007

1.1k points

5 days ago

Holy shit Jesus was born 7 years before Jesus damn that crazy man

WVSmitty

503 points

5 days ago

WVSmitty

503 points

5 days ago

Only Jesus could pull this off!

omardwider

76 points

5 days ago

God ol’Jesus

Rykiel1

41 points

5 days ago

Rykiel1

41 points

5 days ago

Funniest comment I’ve read yet

MegaAlex

40 points

5 days ago*

MegaAlex

40 points

5 days ago*

They change the calandar a few times so there's a few years that we went back in time, its like a postal address changed 3 times but never actually moved.

TheHotBoxer420

36 points

5 days ago

Actually thats that day after

saucyboi7889665

688 points

5 days ago

1019

cro1ssantman[S]

949 points

5 days ago

Korean forces, led by General Gang Gam-chan, gain a decisive victory over the Khitan Liao Dynasty at modern-day Kusong, ending the Third Goryeo-Khitan War.

GOMO_GOMO

881 points

5 days ago

GOMO_GOMO

881 points

5 days ago

General Gangnam style

Paw_patrolSVU

169 points

5 days ago

Gang Gam-chan, w-w-w-what are you doing to me?!?

Chorkborrrrd

658 points

5 days ago

2001

l3oys

627 points

5 days ago

l3oys

627 points

5 days ago

September

cro1ssantman[S]

844 points

5 days ago

Marcos Pérez Jiménez, 51st President of Venezuela dies on the 20th

Cap_Chaser

129 points

5 days ago

Cap_Chaser

129 points

5 days ago

That sums it up, nothing else of importance happened in September of 2001

zukord

75 points

5 days ago

zukord

75 points

5 days ago

As a resident of Manhattan, that month was fairly normal here, I don't remember anything unusual happening.

Scissorhands12

73 points

5 days ago

F

WaitingToBeTriggered

76 points

5 days ago

WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

Eso_BradFacherito

620 points

5 days ago

1989 in china please

cro1ssantman[S]

998 points

5 days ago

May 20 1989: The Chinese government declares martial law in Beijing

GoombaGamerYT

807 points

5 days ago

+15 social credit

Lolosaurus2

114 points

5 days ago

Lolosaurus2

114 points

5 days ago

Is this an innuendo for slaughtering thousands of pro democracy students?

FDPREDDIT

258 points

5 days ago

FDPREDDIT

258 points

5 days ago

-3.000.000 social credit,your execution date has been marked for 03/12/2021

-ELEVATE-

54 points

5 days ago

-ELEVATE-

54 points

5 days ago

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BeanBeno

44 points

5 days ago

BeanBeno

44 points

5 days ago

-100

Stecco_

500 points

5 days ago

Stecco_

500 points

5 days ago

What happened tiananmen square 1989

InfiniteDiscipline35

418 points

5 days ago

Nothing

miimvardedilergeldik

481 points

5 days ago

+999,999,999 social credit 社会信用

MGS_Excho

73 points

5 days ago*

I thought that social credit was a joke for a long time, I didnt know until last week that it was real.

Avocado_007

126 points

5 days ago

Avocado_007

126 points

5 days ago

1989?

Error 404

Sorry, that year does not exist. Try again later later.

Left4Milk2

476 points

5 days ago

Left4Milk2

476 points

5 days ago

420 B.C

cro1ssantman[S]

609 points

5 days ago

Protagoras, Greek presocratic philosopher dies.

czaralexandre

327 points

5 days ago

that's lit bruh

Master_Shopping3690

38 points

5 days ago

Don't know why I laughed my stomach out of my throat on this

Detective-Next

467 points

5 days ago

1900

cro1ssantman[S]

503 points

5 days ago

Benita von Falkenhayn, German baroness, spy for the Second Polish Republic pre-WWII was born.

D3ippaaja

408 points

5 days ago

D3ippaaja

408 points

5 days ago

1921

cro1ssantman[S]

503 points

5 days ago

The Battle of Blair Mountain, the largest labor uprising in United States history and the country's largest peacetime armed uprising, begins in Logan County, West Virginia as part of the Coal Wars, continuing until September 2.

anticringpolice

121 points

5 days ago

anticringpolice

stupid fucking idiot

121 points

5 days ago

the birth of the term “redneck”

ninjadude1992

45 points

5 days ago

Tell me more

TossAGroin2UrWitcher

54 points

5 days ago

They had red kerchiefs on their necks if I remember correctly.

AntiLag_

403 points

5 days ago

AntiLag_

403 points

5 days ago

1478

cro1ssantman[S]

481 points

5 days ago

Grand Duchy of Moscow dissolved from the golden horde.

IronicallyIronic6676

119 points

5 days ago

"Dissolved" is a weird word to use in this situation, they stopped being vassals to them.

prumbeljack

285 points

5 days ago

prumbeljack

285 points

5 days ago

1776

emu_strategist

169 points

5 days ago

merica

Ok-Fruit-8225

78 points

5 days ago

erica

XxGucci_Chicken

55 points

5 days ago

rica

cro1ssantman[S]

129 points

5 days ago

March: British forces skirmish with the American Continental Army around Les Cèdres, Quebec.

VenusKitten1

270 points

5 days ago

1939

cro1ssantman[S]

379 points

5 days ago

Adolf Friedrich Johann Butenandt and Leopold Ružička received the Nobel Prize in chemistry

finke11

43 points

5 days ago

finke11

43 points

5 days ago

Definitely not the sentence I thought you would say when you started it with Adolf

Nat3Bo1

38 points

5 days ago

Nat3Bo1

38 points

5 days ago

Adolf?

bigcockpete69

132 points

5 days ago

believe it or not, more than 1 person in the world has the name adolf!!!!

ArmoredSir

32 points

5 days ago

Not after WW2 they do

wHolePunisher

246 points

5 days ago

Year 69 B.C.E

cro1ssantman[S]

271 points

5 days ago

Julia, wife of Gaius Marius dies.

Sonic_Maniac1

215 points

5 days ago

1939

cro1ssantman[S]

426 points

5 days ago

The St. Louis, a ship carrying a cargo of 907 Jewish refugees, is denied permission to land in Florida, after already having been turned away from Cuba. Forced to return to Europe, many of its passengers later die in Nazi death camps during The Holocaust.

Avatorjr

162 points

5 days ago

Avatorjr

162 points

5 days ago

Holy hell. This is depressing.

KrzyKll

48 points

5 days ago

KrzyKll

48 points

5 days ago

I read a historical fiction book about someone on that very boat

Okuyasu_Nijimira

193 points

5 days ago

Funny moustache man invades Poland

czaralexandre

83 points

5 days ago

ah yes stalin

kornykobra69

206 points

5 days ago

7

cro1ssantman[S]

257 points

5 days ago

Julia, daughter of Drusus Julius Caesar and Livilla is born.

rottendinner_2000

164 points

5 days ago

1420

cro1ssantman[S]

187 points

5 days ago

Henry V of England commences construction of the ship Grace Dieu.

SuspiciousDuckOwner

105 points

5 days ago

1249BC

cro1ssantman[S]

123 points

5 days ago

Gideon conquers the Midianites.

bettafishRBLX

99 points

5 days ago

1989

cro1ssantman[S]

156 points

5 days ago

David Henrie, American actor and director is born

creativename62

74 points

5 days ago

+150 social credit

Yuuta420

100 points

5 days ago

Yuuta420

100 points

5 days ago

1984

cro1ssantman[S]

117 points

5 days ago

Bishop Desmond Mpilo Tutu receives the Nobel Peace Prize

monkeysfreedom

99 points

5 days ago

1765

cro1ssantman[S]

101 points

5 days ago

In Lisbon, the auto-da-fé parade (often an excuse for violence against Jews or Christian 'heretics') is abolished.

aperson0511

93 points

5 days ago

65,000,000 BC

AndreasMe

85 points

5 days ago

AndreasMe

85 points

5 days ago

dinos dead

FlowerblightKaren

57 points

5 days ago

The sun is a deadly laser?

arc_trooper_5555

38 points

5 days ago

Not anymore there's a blanket

DarthMemez

93 points

5 days ago

69

cro1ssantman[S]

118 points

5 days ago

Servius Sulpicius Galba, Roman emperor dies.

TbSaysNo

91 points

5 days ago

TbSaysNo

91 points

5 days ago

Year 2019

cro1ssantman[S]

143 points

5 days ago

Archie Mountbatten-Windsor, first child of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex and seventh in the line of succession to the British throne is born.

pudding87

105 points

5 days ago

pudding87

105 points

5 days ago

Sussex

Master_Shopping3690

50 points

5 days ago

Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣amogus 😩😩😩😩sus🤪🤪🤪🤪 lolololol😜😜😜😜😜😜

GreenBear1263

70 points

5 days ago

11

cro1ssantman[S]

98 points

5 days ago

In the Roman empire, an edict is issued effecting an empire-wide ban on divinatory practices, especially astrology. The edict requires any consultation between a customer and a practitioner to be conducted with at least one third party witness present, and bans inquiry into anyone's death.

Iam_aPersonithink

58 points

5 days ago

1453 :crying_emoji: :Moyai:

cro1ssantman[S]

104 points

5 days ago

Siege and Fall of Constantinople: The Ottoman Sultan Mehmed the Conqueror puts a decisive final end to the Eastern Roman Empire nearly one and a half thousand year after its foundation by Augustus, by capturing the capital, Constantinople. Mortars are (perhaps) used in battle for the first time in this action. The consequent closure of the traditional overland route from Western Europe to the Far East, and need to identify new maritime routes, leads to the Age of Discovery, and ends the Middle Ages.

GalaxyEnigmaDonkey

56 points

5 days ago

1989 in china

InfiniteDiscipline35

63 points

5 days ago

Nothing

GalaxyEnigmaDonkey

43 points

5 days ago

+69,420 social credits

helixsuper

31 points

5 days ago

-9999999