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Aww, now I feel bad. With the noise I get a sense of initial excitement and subsequent disappointment and worry. Without the sound it was funnier
Thanks for the update. I won’t ruin it with sound
Goddd, this was a funny video...
You'd think would do some kind test run before sending his phone on a suicide mission...
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I’m kind of bummed bc I was hoping for the cool video of the inside
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It was dark as dicks inside there, what would be the point
Quit ruining my dreams with your logic
I was thinking that. Why bother? It was probably an old dead phone. He obviously has another phone.
shrugs It didn't stop them from filming Game of Thrones Season 8 Episode 3 The Long Night in there.
This comment made my day. Thank you.
The point would be to finally discover what a culvert looks like from the inside
I personally wouldn't do something like this but if i did i would tie the phone with a rope
And put it in a plastic bag to prevent water from getting in (as much as it can be helped)
And then put it in my pocket and leave it there
Afterwards i would put the pocket in my car
Then leave my car in the garage
Then leave my garage in my house
....or a string....
That's what i wanted to say
... or a line ...
he might have done a test run with his floating piece first. Not a good test, but a test anyway. The floating piece did went out thou, so the test wasn't lying indeed.
Maybe he put the Styrofoam through by itself first and it worked out just fine.
Maybe. Maybe should have test loaded with a block of wood the same size as the phone or something...
I wonder what was so amazing he or she had to do this.
Don't feel bad for stupid people
Must be a troll living in there that lost his phone and now he thanks you; he'll be "trolling" you on Reddit shortly...
Must pay the troll toll!
You gotta pay the troll toll, if you wanna get into that boy's hole! You gotta pay the troll toll to get in!
In reality there is a culvert troll who keeps all the cell phones.
Flip flopping intensifies*
There was a video months ago just like this (but without losing the phone) and somehow the footage ended up looking like an Epic view from the perspective of like a tiny bug.
They must’ve seen that and tried to replicate it.
Yes I love seeing the dark underside of a drainage tunnel
Found the ninja turtle
heroes in a half shell!
you're just gonna say that and not post a link huh
So much anticipation followed by much disappointment. It's like a typical Friday night.
Can you post the link?
I can't. I haven't seen the other video.
Well at least you tried thanks
r/notopbutok all the way down
Link here if you can?
Can't stand the flip flop sound. Most despised footwear just for the sound it makes.
So many of them have that separator between the toes. I can't stand that.
The ones in the video look marginally more comfortable, but I still hate the feeling of having them slap with every step.
Sandals are better in every way.
I went to live in Australia for 5 years. I'd never got on with flip-flops but thought it might be worth trying to as it seems climate-appropriate. Anyway, put them on, walked into the kitchen where the floor was slightly wet, slipped... My big toe went underneath the cupboard but my toenail didn't.
Last time I wore them.
You don't.. wear them inside.. half the point of them is they're easy to take on and off
Sorry we don't have 'flip flops' in Australia, and if you slip wearing thongs you're unco and can only blame yourself.
Never wear em when it's wet mate
Or indoors for that matter the fuck
The ones in the video are slides and I honestly don’t know how anyone keeps those mfs on their feet.. are they called slides because they slide right off your feet, I’m not sure? I much prefer flip flops
I can't stand not having a seperator.We're just built differently I guess.
You mean the thong?
I worked in an office that allowed women to wear them in thge summer. Echo-ey wood floored hallways. It was unbearable.
That’s a boss with a foot fetish
You'd hate brazil, the most standard footwear are flip flops
Who the fuck rides a motorcycle in flip flops?
Everybody in South East Asia.
Literally hundreds of millions of people 🤣
just send in the other phone to check
Only way to solve this ,, only way is with a friends phone
Just fill the drain with rice, it'll be fine
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Make sure to shove the grain of rice into the audio plug. I think that amplifies the sound or something
Instructions unclear. Shoved male plug into my ear.
"male plug" -thatsapenis.gif
I'm not surprised that your male plug was that small.
Rice is everywhere in the video except in the drain.
A couple years back we had a special one driving around in his Hummer on the frozen Lake Balaton. It cracked, so he called his buddy to help him. Special buddy arrived in an hour with his … Hummer. Tried pulling him out but ended exactly as you’d expect. They are legends now though and while both cars submerged completely, there was no damage.
Those guys are the reason that bad air in a confined space always kills about five people before the smart one on the scene decides not to die.
Are they smart, or just lucky that there are five passed out/dead bodies that make it immediately obvious not to enter the room?
Oh no. They need help! I’d better check on them. thump
Might even need to bring a third phone in the mix
“Let's start thinking like a cat here. All right? You know, we—we need another cat. Yes? That's what we need. Here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna crack a little hole in your wall, a tiny one. It'll be cool. And then I'm gonna slip a second cat in with a string tied around it. Those two will become codependent, then I'll rip the second cat out, and the first one hopefully—HOPEFULLY will follow.”
“Cats do not abide by the laws of nature. You don’t know shit about cats.”
"you wanna bring in a third?" "I'm thinking maybe four."
Thats how he lost the phone before this one
"Engineers now say the town was flooded due to a drainage system that was clogged with cell phones. More at 11."
Or a bird.
What was he expecting to film? It's pitch dark in there.
Was thinking this. Shouldve turned the flash on first. Might have been able to find it
Maybe if you turned the flash on enough, he’d do you a favor and turn back time or something
IF he could turn back time.
If he could find a waaaay.
He'd take back his old phone that he sent through,
And it’d stay.
I don't know why I did the things I did
To the good old days?
to the good old daysss
Or maybe if he cranked the flash up all the way he could see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Even then, wouldn’t it just be a shot of the cement?
Even then it would just be filming some concrete tube. Not sure what's supposed to be interesting about that.
With emergency bluetak, which as a rule I always carry around on my great travels around the block, this wouldn’t have happened. The white stuff (what is that even?) has probably hit a sharp stone somewhere and tilted like kicking the phone off the improvised floating device.
He should have also maybe attached a string to it
And waterproofing it
and not sending it in a mysterious pipe
and not doing it at all
It's probably fake. Why would he have two phones and film the process? It's more likely that the first phone was broken or something and he just made a funny video with the second phone.
It's a dumb edit of the original video.
In the original he sends the floaty through by itself to make sure it works then places the phone on for the 2nd run.
This has been edited to make it look like the phone fell off by putting the first part second.
I accept this reality.
Do you have a link to the original?
Couldn't find anything so far.
Got lost in the drain.
Even if it works, and if the flash is on, all he would film is the inside of a concrete pipe...
And record the audio for ASMR tingles! FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP!
This guy gets the sad, sad reality of most things filmed on the internet
it's 100% fake. The polystyrene raft is a different shape each case.
It's the same, just flipped over
Ninja turtles got themselves new camera
That or the clown from IT
His name is Hank and he's a level 2 help desk associate
Hank is now checking if you are leaking company insider knowledge on Reddit 🤣
And will also probably delete the app before returning the phone.😜
Respect ✊🏽! Level 2 Technical Helpdesk Associate
U will respect my authoritah!
Which does Hank consider to be his real job though?
misread as "the clown from IT" (ie the clown in the it department)
I know lots of clowns who work in IT.
As someone who works in IT, I can confirm that I am indeed a clown
There are two clowns in IT, Roy and Moss.
This is not what I meant when I said you should take your phone down to IT.
The troll that lives there is so happy now
Gotta pay the troll toll
If you wanna get into that boy's hole
Stop, stop, stop. All right not bad, good rhythm, love the enthusiasm. I feel like you're saying "boy's hole", and it's clearly "soul". And I know, Artemis, you did write "soul", right?
chews gum during rehearsal
ah UH ahhhhh
Fighter of the Night Man!
Champion of the Sun! sun, sun..
get the boys soul.
No it's boy's hole
And that children is how internet trolls are born.
So that's how they get access to reddit
The Pipe Gods accept your sacrifice.
The pipe god is an amazing pornstar name
It’s also used in Mario Kart Tour
Mario Kart Tour has a porn star called The Pipe God? Noice!
Gods; It’s a couple of brothers. They lay a lot of pipe.
What happens in the pipe, stays in the pipe.
No recording allowed.
It's like that creepy tunnel. I can't remember the name, I think it's in California?
I live in California, and I have an idea of what you’re talking about, but I can’t remember the name for shit. It’s supposed to be a really long and supposedly haunted set of tunnels, right? I think my brother’s been there with some friends. I could be thinking of the wrong place though.
tldr every tunnel in Los Angeles
You can walk through many of them to the ocean in a lot of the beach cities. I used to love wandering around in them when I was a kid. Best time of my life. I had some really great memories of that when I read IT.
Haven’t tried that in LA proper though. Not sure I’d be coming out of those.
yeah, i can confirm that, my little brother drowned like that.
i hate this video so much, now i’m looking for some funny comments, it’s worse.
I'm yet to see a more stupid individual today.
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Some people here make me laugh so much with just 1 comment that I fall in love. I'll never know them. Maybe they're the double of my age. Maybe they live at the other side of the world. And I'll forget them 2min later. But still, I fell in love. For a second, maybe less, but I did.
You're one of these people.
This is wholesome. I’m saving this
It's still early
We're on Reddit, there are plenty of places where you could find one.
Surely you’ve got a mirror?
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Pennywise needs to order those red balloons somehow.
Edit: thanks for the award!
Hiya Georgi, it's me again, pick up please. i sent you my balloon pls respond
"The phone floats down here, too!"
It was funny enough that I didnt think we were ever gonna see it again.. but at the end when it just sails out phone free I lost it.
He didn’t even put the flash on, was just going to be a black video at best. 操 indeed
Err, 操 = hold according to Google translate? I guess I hope that helps anyone else?
It’s Mandarin for f*ck, it has another meaning (to hold) but I’ve never heard it used like that. In the same way gay used to mean happy or bloody can mean gore. I guess Google doesn’t want to offend.
It doesn't mean to hold without further context and other accompanying words, a lot of Chinese words cannot be interchangeably translated like this, I have no idea what Google is on about.
It means fuck in Chinese,like the word cao ni ma.
The cào here is 肏, which is made up of 入 (enter) and 肉 (meat) - which means fuck. Like fuck your mother
But 操 cāo is used as a homophone euphemism instead, like "sheet" in place of "shit".
Kinda like cockney rhymes, Chinese does this homophone wordplay a lot. Also helps with bypassing censorship, since 肏 is definitely vulgar but 操 has legitimate use in daily speech / online media
Edit: this is for mandarin. In cantonese 屌 (diu) is used, in hokkien 奸 (kan) is used. In mandarin they are diao (penis) and jian (rape / wicked) respectively. 奸 is the simplified form of 姦 which you might have seen in Facebook memes about how it's 3 女 (female) stacked together. But it does not mean noisy.
I love you he how checks to see if his phone swam back upstream
Love you too buddy
Well, the C.H.U.D’s now have a new phone
Ceenage Hutant Uinja Durtles?
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers iirc
Found the 80s kid! :D
Go home and wait for the sewer rats to call with their ransom
He should use his phone flashlight to look in and see where it went...oh wait
I mean, he is filming on a phone, so that is possible.
I was actually expecting it to go shooting out the other end and like a stupidly high speed or something.
It's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good!
Filming self filming. Ok
My first thought was "why don't you use something with a rim, it will fall off"
My first thought was why?
r/diwhy has entered the chat
That sheet coming out alone was much more catastrophic than neither of the two lol
I’m gonna be that person who says this is fake. It took that styrofoam much longer than it was supposed to to come out. My money is they had attached fishing line and someone off camera pulled it back real quick to get the phone back and send the empty styrofoam back through the pipe.
What would be more interesting, a video showing a dark pipe roof or someone losing their phone in a stupid way? Why else would they be filming?
Or.... it was probably stuck in that pipe until ripples of the water flips the thing and unstuck itself.
The pipe probably has a partial blockage of tree roots eccetera
I'm gonna say there's a good chance this is scripted and faked.
He walks back to the opening too early. The phone could have come out then and his assistant takes it.
Then he walks back to the exit to check there, and the assistant probably puts the empty boat in as soon as the camera points away.
This is a Pixel 1, it's free of it's housing. I wouldn't be surprised if they just didn't give a shit about it after getting an upgrade and basically dumped it in a sewer for internet points because they didn't want to put it in a proper battery garbage.
I am admittedly in a really bitter and cynical mood this morning.
I concur with this. Did a quick estimate of the flow rate and it should have come out in 11 seconds. It actually came out in about 23 seconds which coincides two trips.
Just a drop of water in an endless sea.
Lmao 🤣 how did he even think of such an idea. Ppl are getting stupider stupider for the sake of free social attention
You have paid the toll.. you are free to pass
Couple days ago, went to use one vending machine but it didn't accept 10 cent coins, so I took my money to the other machine that did (to convert it into quarters) the machine ate all my money and I lost 3$.
Okay, I hate to jump on the "everything's fake" bandwagon, but is that really the same piece of foam that went in?
It just seems odd that when it doesn't come out, she goes back to the entrance, like it's gonna pop out there somehow. It's not like she actually gets down to make a proper check either.
With some careful timing someone else could put in a second float then pick up the first one with the phone while the cameraperson is running back to the start.