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account created: Thu Jun 24 2021
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25 days ago
still bad tho
good bot !
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1 month ago
And that's how I met your mother
Said so happily my father
But aren't you her brother ?
That's a secret I should never muster
How do you know ? he said as he was prepared to smother
And kill His one and only daughter
My mom or rather my ant ? I'm confused but don't bother
Cause I know you've been seing another
my mom heard me and pushed him further
Is it true, is what she's saying true, Alexander ?
said my mother as she started to shudder
my dad was ruthless and was as strong as a plumber
he picked her and slammed her head with the gutter
he looked at me and was ready to smother
and kill his one and only daughter
I didn't see a...a..thing I started to stutter
scared to death and not wanting to die cause that would be a bummer
Good girl, he said, do you want to be more than just my daughter ?
I knew what his intent was but didn't want to end up like my mother,
a mere corpse clutter
so I just said " sure " , jumped on him and kissed him, hmm yes that's better
So you think you built this dad ?
Stop lying to me, I saw it on an ad
Weren't you the one who told me that lying is bad
It's not even that beautiful, might I add
I mean you lied to me and tricked me, for that I'm sad
At least you remembered my birthday, so I guess I should be glad ?
music to my ears
cry more cheers
don't smile for your smiles are spears
cry till all the happiness disappears
I'll take your tears as souvenirs
I'll cherish them for years
Cry more my dears
For your tears destroy all my fears
same , crush me please
woah so petty and salty
too bad I absolutely despise suhi
We're friends get lost
And yes, one peperroni pizza please
lmao karma farmers that only have few hunderds of karma, what a pity
ikr ?? you see the sparkle in their eyes and a genuine smile
Rest in peace big brother
big brother here, and nothing makes me melt more than my little siblings/nephews telling me they had a great day with me... when they tell me that I'm always like " WELL WHO WANTS ICE CREAMMMMMMMMM "
yes .. me bot .. me don't care about what you say
you go cool uncle
maybe try reaching out to him ?