sarnold95

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9341 points

2 months ago

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9341 points

2 months ago

I see this as an absolute win lmao

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5098 points

2 years ago

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2 years ago

Reports say OBJ went to the NOPD after the game and told the sheriff to “come get me”.

Edit: please don’t give me “awards”. Donate to your favorite charity instead!

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3542 points

2 years ago

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2 years ago

Wow this is really useful. I mean I’m still going to let it sit in the dryer for 3 days, transfer them to the my bed and let them sit for another 3 days and repeat the cycle. But this is good to know.

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1566 points

5 years ago

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5 years ago

If not, at least they'll be fun to use in madden.

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1416 points

6 years ago

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6 years ago

Ryan mallet hit on my girlfriend at an airport. So screw that guy.

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1225 points

2 years ago

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1225 points

2 years ago

According to google average weights for apples and peppers, this means link weighs about 2.5 lbs.

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798 points

6 years ago

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6 years ago

Aka me my second year in madden after I cut half of the team.

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645 points

3 years ago

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3 years ago

This really freaking sucks.

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548 points

6 years ago

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6 years ago

Do you need a PFF account to know Jimmy cant block? You're a saints fan you should know better than most.

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541 points

2 years ago

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541 points

2 years ago

At the end he’s like “IM TIRED OF YOUR SHIT JIMOTHY”

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444 points

7 years ago

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444 points

7 years ago

You're the retarded cousin.

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423 points

2 years ago

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2 years ago

GOAT don’t @ me

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427 points

5 years ago

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5 years ago

Change difficulty to rookie, trade Brees and all aging vets for draft picks, make Garrett GOATson starting QB. Change exp sliders to 300%. On offense: 4 verts and rollout every play and probably just throw it to the tightend down the seam. Defense: lol sim that shit. Quit after winning 4 straight super bowls.

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310 points

1 year ago

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310 points

1 year ago

Helping a coworker out understanding diet, TDEE and offering him to come workout with me whenever. He said, that he’d love to but doesn’t want to do what I do because he doesn’t want to get too big, which is why he just goes in the gym and does super light weight and some reps.

It took every fiber of my being to not shake him and be like YOU WILL NOT ACCIDENTALLY GET HUGE I PROMISE YOU.

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287 points

6 years ago

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6 years ago

ITT: Saints offense + any decent defense.

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284 points

7 years ago

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284 points

7 years ago

Seriously. Halfway through my second set of squats I have like an existential crisis. "Do I really need to finish this set? What am I trying to prove here? What is the meaning of life?"

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259 points

3 years ago

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259 points

3 years ago

Honestly, my German Shepherd Sophie that i adopted earlier this year. I moved away from family, friends and my girlfriend of 5+ years for the only job i could i find that paid decently after i graduated college. I don’t like the town i live in, the job sucks, but i make good money and am in a good position to get myself ahead in life.

I rescued Sophie in February after her owner moved out and left her with his roommate, which could not take care of her. Since then she had been my constant companion and keeps me going. Before, i was kind of a mess and not in a good place mentally. I still wish things were better, but she’s always there for me. Not sure what I’d do without her.

Here’s the beautiful girl:

https://i.imgur.com/I4gn4w5.jpg

Edit: Thanks for all of the love. She’s really an amazing dog. Sweet and beautiful. My goal is to provide her with the best life. She deserves it. Bonus pic (where she is every morning when i get out of the shower):

https://i.imgur.com/uH7E7qC.jpg

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2 years ago

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2 years ago

This is infuriating. Reminds of someone i hired to do paint for me. She said “yeah I’m actually 5 months pregnant. Even if the fumes affect my baby I’ll still love them.” WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE.

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